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"My Cilona"
As sung by Elan Sleazebaggano
To the tune of "My Sharona" by the Knack
I'm a local slythmonger, slythmonger
I am a slythmonger who sells fine cilona
If death sticks you're looking for, looking for
Look no further, for you can buy cilona
Lots of people can't
Give it up
Pour it in syringe
Or in cup
Howe'er I'm also addicted to
My my my i yi WOO!
M-m-m-my cilona
M-m-m-my cilona
To Outlander Club I go, Club I go
Always somebody who would try cilona
Many addicts, too, I know, too, I know
As hooked as I have become by cilona
Lots of people can't
Give it up
Pour it in syringe
Or in cup
Howe'er I'm also addicted to
My my my i yi WOO!
M-m-m-my cilona
M-m-m-my cilona
Sell 'em to a Jedi Knight, Jedi Knight
Hoping this here Jedi will buy cilona
Going home to rethink my life, think my life
Take the 12-step program, goodbye cilona
I've put this off long
Give it up
Melt the old syringe
And the cup
Turn a new leaf and throw away
My my my i yi WOO!
M-m-m-my cilona
M-m-m-my cilona
