Ehehe... had to write this. I got the idea a couple weeks ago when I adored the Krain pairing. Not that I don't like it now. I just got obsessed over somethin' else... ANYWAYS! I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer-- Roar-chama (That's me) only onlys the book Child Prodidgies for Dummies. Genis yoinked it. I do not own ToS or charries, or there'd be some freaky, freaky pairings.
"Lloyd. Genis. Come over here, Raine and I need to talk to you." Kratos called the two boys from the boys' room in an inn to a room directly beside that was not in use.
"Okay." Genis replied, getting up from his bed and setting down his book, "Child Prodigies for Dummies". Lloyd followed, very curious at what his father wanted.
"So, what is it?" Lloyd asked, sitting down on a couch. Genis followed suit.
"Well, Raine and I… that is…" Kratos stumbled over the words, looking desperate. Raine spoke for him.
"Lloyd, Genis, Kratos and I have been talking, and--" She paused a moment, only to be interrupted by the narrator's voice.
"And? And? For the love of all things good, and what?" It boomed out. This scared most people, excluding Raine and Genis. They sighed, acting like they heard loud narrator's voices all the time.
"Kratos and I have decided that we are going to get married." She said, very calmly. Genis did not react to this.
"Wha… WHAT!? M-married? So sudden? But… wait… when did you decide this?" Lloyd asked, freaking out and gaping at the wall. He stayed frozen for thirty seconds, until Genis poured a Panacea bottle into his mouth.
"Thank you, Genis. But how did you pull a Panacea bottle out of your pants? Isn't that kinda bizzare and too small to hold most of that stuff you have?" Lloyd asked calmly, returning to an upright position.
"Erm… Elvin… storage powers?" He smiled weakly, making up a slightly believable excuse. But this was Lloyd, so anything would do. "But Lloyd, won't it be cool? You'll have a mom, I get a brother, and you even get an uncle!" He exclaimed. Raine and Kratos turned away and chuckled.
"Yeah! It'll be awes-- wait a minute! Uncle?" Lloyd quickly realized that Genis actually finished his sentence without being cut off by him.
"Lloyd, do you have an ounce of common sense in you? Yes, an uncle." Genis let out an exasperated sigh.
"But who would it be then?" Lloyd only looked around for ten seconds, until the worst idea he had for a while hit him. "No. It can't be. My best friend, yes, but my uncle? Genis, you're twelve! Still younger than me! That just doesn't work!" The twin swordsman stood up, realizing that his Father and soon-to-be Mother were laughing at him. "Hey!" He yelled, ready to draw a sword.
"Don't worry, Lloyd. I'll be nice, and bring you candy, and I won't punish you. I'll leave that to Raine." Genis smirked, triggering groans from his soon-to-be-nephew. This was going to be an interesting relationship.
AHAHA! I love how Genis can be so odd. And he pulls potions from his pants. That's weird. Ah well, this is Roar-chama, signing off. Ta ta!