Wahahaahaha! Thanks to the faboulouse, Gojita The Saiyan Princess for lending me her fic idea, I have now a new story. She da bomb. Oh yeah.
Hiei:...
What...don't stare at me like that! You'll be grateful.
Hiei: Why on earth would I be grateful to you?
Well Kuwabara's going to-*kuwabara tackles her*
Kuwabara:Now, now sis! *glare* We don't want to give anything away!
Kurama: As always Kazima owns nothing.
"DA*M!"
Yusuke's neck craned back to see Kuwabara holding his leg. "YOU IDIOT! MOVE!" Yusuke yelled at him waving his fists. Kuwabara's sweaty and dirty face turned to him. He removed his hands, showing a bone poking out his skin.
"YOU THINK I CAN?" Kuwabara yelled angrily before going pales as a sheet, and throwing up on the ground. "Oh sh*t..." "Don't worry Yusuke." Kurama touched his shoulder. "Hiei's get'm."
Yusuke looked back seeing Hiei pick Kuwabara up and set him down behind a rock, Within in a blink of an eye, Hiei was at their sides. "He's too damaged to fight. He's doing a good job of holding back his pain, but he'll either start crying soon, or pass out from the pain." Hiei smirked at the thought of seeing Kuwabara cry.
"Da*m...why is it..when ever I'm on vacation...SOME FU*KING DEMON DECIDES THEY WANT TO KILL ME!?" Yusuke rose his face twisted with rage, and fired off about a dozen of spirit guns. "Shi*" Hiei hissed.
"Yusuke! Your going to set the forest on fire!" Kurama glared at him. "FOOLISH MORTALS! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!" The large demon blew up the ground around them and the three were launched back to where Kuwabara was.
"Oh...I would have cleaned up, but I wasn't expecting company." Kuwabara said looking over at the three. His leg had been fixed, no doubt by Hiei, but blood still spurted from the wound.
"Nice to see your still cocky." Yusuke said smirking at his best friend. Kuwabara nodded, and the others joined him, Yusuke was about to, when a blast sent him flying backwards.
"Hell..."
He peeked painfully up, as he heard the laughter of his new "friend" "Pitiful...and your half demon?" The demon smiled, " My master is a strange one...he doesn't want you dead...yet, but he does want to do something to you before you are killed. "
The demon held out his hand, and green light covered his palm. "So long, Spirit Detective, Yusuke Uramaehsi..." Too weak to react, Yusuke was stunned as he felt someone throw themselves on him.
A loud earth shaking blast filled the air. White light shot from the ground, and into the sky. The sky went dark, and the wind howled. Finally when the attack was done, Kuwabara's body hit the earth.
Yusuke had managed to sit up and starred at Kuwabara, the demon looking on as well. "SHI*!" The demon held out his hand, and tried to recharge, but Hiei lobbed his head off.
"Yusuke!"
Yusuke and Hiei turned to look where Kuwabara was, and Hiei dragged Yusuke over there. "Kuwabara? Kuwabara!?" Yusuke starred wide eyed at his friend's closed eyes.
"His pulse is fine, and I can't find an injury..." Kurama said eyes darting over his Kuwabara's body. "Well, except for the leg injury."
Yusuke pulled completely away from Hiei and lay next to Kuwabara, and lifted himself over him. His eyes twitched, and Yusuke lightly slapped his friend's face. "Kuwabara...hey c'mon...You idiot...if you die 'cuz you saved me..." He didn't finish for Kuwabara's eyes fluttered open.
The group gave relieved sighs, and Hiei rolled his eyes. "Overly dramatic just a bit." Kurama shook his head. "Ignore him, let me help you up...We'll fix up your leg." Kuwabara wasn't responding. He looked at all of them, as if he couldn't hear them.
"Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked, throat catching. Kuwabara looked at him, his blue eyes wide. He opened his mouth as if to talk, and like a fountain blood spouted out. Yusuke shot up, as it splashed his face.
Kuwabara's eyes where incredibly wide, and his whole body shook. He turned his head, blood shooting out in streams from his open mouth. Kurama grabbed Kuwabara's shaking body. "Oh God." Hiei came over too, and punched Kuwabara in his stomach, successfully knocking him out.
Yusuke wiped the blood off his face, and even had to spit out some. He was incredibly pale, and looked as if he was going to pass out. Hiei went over to him. "Hey..." Hiei was shocked to see Yusuke's face, and even more shocked, to see blood rush out of Kuwabara's mouth so much.
"We must get to Spirit World!" Kurama urged. Yusuke nodded and stood up.
'Kuwabara...why do you always have to save me...' Yusuke thought as he, in a daze, was led by Hiei, out of the forest.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SPIRIT WORLD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yusuke paced the floor as Boeton, and Koenma inspected Kuwabara in the next room. Kuwabara had began to scream as soon as they arrived. His hands going to his heart. Koenma and Boeton whisked him into another room, and called for Yukina and Genkai. They were all in that one room, while the Rekai were forced to wait in Koenma's office.
Yusuke had kept the doors open so he could see the door of the room where Kuwabara was. He paced, and stopped to look at that door. Hiei leaned against the wall eyes closed calmly, though he did open them to watch Yusuke time to time. Kurama was sitting in a chair, looking at the wall, but not seeing it.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
All three jumped and gathered together. "What the hell?" Hiei said eyes wide. The scream was Kuwabara's, but it was high pitched. As if it was being ripped from his throat, and twisted at the end to where it sounded like someone else. They'd heard Kuwabara scream before, from fear and pain every so often, but this....
"That...That was Kuwabara?" Kurama asked grabbing his throat, he noticed how high his voice got, and he was reminded of his mother's scream when she had injured herself. Hiei's eyes were wide, and mouth dropped. He wasn't sure how to react.
"Well...when he's better I can tell him he screamed like a girl..." Yusuke forced some words out.
That moment Koenma ran out of the room, his face red as a cherry. He ran down the hall, and then turned around, and ran the opposite way. "Koenma! What the Hell is going on!?" "UH...NOTHING OF ANY IMPORTANCE! NOTHING ABOUT KUWABARA."
The Rekai watched as he turned a corner. Yusuke's eyebrow twitched and he bluntly stated, "That was a strait up lie."
Koenma came sprinting back and rushed back into the room. Yusuke and the others stood impatiently outside the door. Yusuke now wasn't the only one fretting. Kurama was chewing his nails, and rocking on his heels impatiently. Hiei was standing there, looking unsure of what to do, and every now and then would move to do something and then stop.
Yusuke? Yusuke was pacing. Again.
Koenma come running back out with Kuwabara's clothes. He thrusted them into Yusuke's arms, and ran back inside. The others blinked, and Yusuke blurted, "Kuwabara's naked?"
"GET OUT!"
Koenma came back out, Boeton hitting him on the head, until she got the door closed. Koenma fell on the floor in his teenage form blinking rapidly, face flushed. "Why the Hell where you thrown out."
Koenma looked up and looked back at the door. "I'm so confused." Koenma got up, and began to rub his temples, lips moving as he thought to himself. Yusuke grabbed him, "WHAT ABOUT KUWABARA!" He shook him. "IS HE OKAY OR NOT?!"
"He's okay." The three snapped there heads to see Boeton, Genkai and Yukina standing outside the open door, looking stunned, and a little confused. Boeton peeked inside the room and beckoned, "Come on Kuwabara...What do you mean your not coming out?"
Yukina poked her head in, "Oh come on Kazuma...they won't laugh...this isn't a laughable matter!" Yusuke growing in patient tried to push past the three. "KUWABARA ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU IN THERE?!" "Yusuke...Kurama and Hiei." The three looked down at Genkai. "Don't laugh at Kuwabara...This is a very upsetting time for Kuwabara."
Yusuke was growing even more panicked. "DAM*IT!" He practically threw everyone off him. "KUWABARA!" He burst into the room looking around the room, and saw a bed with a large lump. "Kuwabara?" He narrowed his eyes. "GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!"
The lump shook it's head no, and Yusuke leapt on the bed as the others came in. "KUWABARA! WHATEVER'S WRONG I WON'T LAUGH! GET OUTTA THERE!" Yusuke said more angry, than concerned.
Kurama and Hiei drifted over and nodded at Yusuke. Yusuke nodded back and Kurama and Hiei ripped off the covers. Yusuke tackled Kuwabara, pining his wrists to the pillow. "OKAY NOW YOUR GOING..." Yusuke froze.
He hadn't pinned down Kuwabara. He'd pinned down a girl.
"...to tell me...what's...wrong?" The girl looked pissed, and her face was read from embarrassment. Yusuke's whole body went red and he dove off her, landing on the ground. Kurama and Hiei helping him up while starring at the girl.
She had sat up, only in a long white gown, and glared at Yusuke. "Dam*it Urameshi! When I don't want to come out can't you at least stay out!" The girl shouted. The three starred at her, and then looked over at the others.
"Um..." Koenma sweatdropped, "You see...whatever that attack was...it uh...well it turned Kuwabara into a girl..." Genkai, Boeton, and Yukina nodded. Wide eyed the Rekai looked over at the girl and Kurama voiced, "Kuw...Kuwabara?"
The girl went redder, and nodded.
And thus...the other Rekai fell over.
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0_0() oh my...Kuwabara's...uh...well...hmm...next chapter...Kuwabara's a girl...the others gotta get used to it, as well as Kuwabara. And now there remains one problem....who ever is after Yusuke, why did they want to turn him into a girl?
Hiei: *dyinG from laughter*
Kuwabara: *twitch* I'M STILL TALLER THAN YOU!
Yusuke: I like female Kuwabara....I like the male version too...but hmm...
*Kuwabara hides behind Kazima* How the heck can you stand being a girl?!
hmm....for one I was never a guy to begin with...Dear...looks like I've caused a few problems...eh...until next time. Bai!
Hiei:...
What...don't stare at me like that! You'll be grateful.
Hiei: Why on earth would I be grateful to you?
Well Kuwabara's going to-*kuwabara tackles her*
Kuwabara:Now, now sis! *glare* We don't want to give anything away!
Kurama: As always Kazima owns nothing.
"DA*M!"
Yusuke's neck craned back to see Kuwabara holding his leg. "YOU IDIOT! MOVE!" Yusuke yelled at him waving his fists. Kuwabara's sweaty and dirty face turned to him. He removed his hands, showing a bone poking out his skin.
"YOU THINK I CAN?" Kuwabara yelled angrily before going pales as a sheet, and throwing up on the ground. "Oh sh*t..." "Don't worry Yusuke." Kurama touched his shoulder. "Hiei's get'm."
Yusuke looked back seeing Hiei pick Kuwabara up and set him down behind a rock, Within in a blink of an eye, Hiei was at their sides. "He's too damaged to fight. He's doing a good job of holding back his pain, but he'll either start crying soon, or pass out from the pain." Hiei smirked at the thought of seeing Kuwabara cry.
"Da*m...why is it..when ever I'm on vacation...SOME FU*KING DEMON DECIDES THEY WANT TO KILL ME!?" Yusuke rose his face twisted with rage, and fired off about a dozen of spirit guns. "Shi*" Hiei hissed.
"Yusuke! Your going to set the forest on fire!" Kurama glared at him. "FOOLISH MORTALS! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!" The large demon blew up the ground around them and the three were launched back to where Kuwabara was.
"Oh...I would have cleaned up, but I wasn't expecting company." Kuwabara said looking over at the three. His leg had been fixed, no doubt by Hiei, but blood still spurted from the wound.
"Nice to see your still cocky." Yusuke said smirking at his best friend. Kuwabara nodded, and the others joined him, Yusuke was about to, when a blast sent him flying backwards.
"Hell..."
He peeked painfully up, as he heard the laughter of his new "friend" "Pitiful...and your half demon?" The demon smiled, " My master is a strange one...he doesn't want you dead...yet, but he does want to do something to you before you are killed. "
The demon held out his hand, and green light covered his palm. "So long, Spirit Detective, Yusuke Uramaehsi..." Too weak to react, Yusuke was stunned as he felt someone throw themselves on him.
A loud earth shaking blast filled the air. White light shot from the ground, and into the sky. The sky went dark, and the wind howled. Finally when the attack was done, Kuwabara's body hit the earth.
Yusuke had managed to sit up and starred at Kuwabara, the demon looking on as well. "SHI*!" The demon held out his hand, and tried to recharge, but Hiei lobbed his head off.
"Yusuke!"
Yusuke and Hiei turned to look where Kuwabara was, and Hiei dragged Yusuke over there. "Kuwabara? Kuwabara!?" Yusuke starred wide eyed at his friend's closed eyes.
"His pulse is fine, and I can't find an injury..." Kurama said eyes darting over his Kuwabara's body. "Well, except for the leg injury."
Yusuke pulled completely away from Hiei and lay next to Kuwabara, and lifted himself over him. His eyes twitched, and Yusuke lightly slapped his friend's face. "Kuwabara...hey c'mon...You idiot...if you die 'cuz you saved me..." He didn't finish for Kuwabara's eyes fluttered open.
The group gave relieved sighs, and Hiei rolled his eyes. "Overly dramatic just a bit." Kurama shook his head. "Ignore him, let me help you up...We'll fix up your leg." Kuwabara wasn't responding. He looked at all of them, as if he couldn't hear them.
"Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked, throat catching. Kuwabara looked at him, his blue eyes wide. He opened his mouth as if to talk, and like a fountain blood spouted out. Yusuke shot up, as it splashed his face.
Kuwabara's eyes where incredibly wide, and his whole body shook. He turned his head, blood shooting out in streams from his open mouth. Kurama grabbed Kuwabara's shaking body. "Oh God." Hiei came over too, and punched Kuwabara in his stomach, successfully knocking him out.
Yusuke wiped the blood off his face, and even had to spit out some. He was incredibly pale, and looked as if he was going to pass out. Hiei went over to him. "Hey..." Hiei was shocked to see Yusuke's face, and even more shocked, to see blood rush out of Kuwabara's mouth so much.
"We must get to Spirit World!" Kurama urged. Yusuke nodded and stood up.
'Kuwabara...why do you always have to save me...' Yusuke thought as he, in a daze, was led by Hiei, out of the forest.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SPIRIT WORLD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yusuke paced the floor as Boeton, and Koenma inspected Kuwabara in the next room. Kuwabara had began to scream as soon as they arrived. His hands going to his heart. Koenma and Boeton whisked him into another room, and called for Yukina and Genkai. They were all in that one room, while the Rekai were forced to wait in Koenma's office.
Yusuke had kept the doors open so he could see the door of the room where Kuwabara was. He paced, and stopped to look at that door. Hiei leaned against the wall eyes closed calmly, though he did open them to watch Yusuke time to time. Kurama was sitting in a chair, looking at the wall, but not seeing it.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
All three jumped and gathered together. "What the hell?" Hiei said eyes wide. The scream was Kuwabara's, but it was high pitched. As if it was being ripped from his throat, and twisted at the end to where it sounded like someone else. They'd heard Kuwabara scream before, from fear and pain every so often, but this....
"That...That was Kuwabara?" Kurama asked grabbing his throat, he noticed how high his voice got, and he was reminded of his mother's scream when she had injured herself. Hiei's eyes were wide, and mouth dropped. He wasn't sure how to react.
"Well...when he's better I can tell him he screamed like a girl..." Yusuke forced some words out.
That moment Koenma ran out of the room, his face red as a cherry. He ran down the hall, and then turned around, and ran the opposite way. "Koenma! What the Hell is going on!?" "UH...NOTHING OF ANY IMPORTANCE! NOTHING ABOUT KUWABARA."
The Rekai watched as he turned a corner. Yusuke's eyebrow twitched and he bluntly stated, "That was a strait up lie."
Koenma came sprinting back and rushed back into the room. Yusuke and the others stood impatiently outside the door. Yusuke now wasn't the only one fretting. Kurama was chewing his nails, and rocking on his heels impatiently. Hiei was standing there, looking unsure of what to do, and every now and then would move to do something and then stop.
Yusuke? Yusuke was pacing. Again.
Koenma come running back out with Kuwabara's clothes. He thrusted them into Yusuke's arms, and ran back inside. The others blinked, and Yusuke blurted, "Kuwabara's naked?"
"GET OUT!"
Koenma came back out, Boeton hitting him on the head, until she got the door closed. Koenma fell on the floor in his teenage form blinking rapidly, face flushed. "Why the Hell where you thrown out."
Koenma looked up and looked back at the door. "I'm so confused." Koenma got up, and began to rub his temples, lips moving as he thought to himself. Yusuke grabbed him, "WHAT ABOUT KUWABARA!" He shook him. "IS HE OKAY OR NOT?!"
"He's okay." The three snapped there heads to see Boeton, Genkai and Yukina standing outside the open door, looking stunned, and a little confused. Boeton peeked inside the room and beckoned, "Come on Kuwabara...What do you mean your not coming out?"
Yukina poked her head in, "Oh come on Kazuma...they won't laugh...this isn't a laughable matter!" Yusuke growing in patient tried to push past the three. "KUWABARA ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU IN THERE?!" "Yusuke...Kurama and Hiei." The three looked down at Genkai. "Don't laugh at Kuwabara...This is a very upsetting time for Kuwabara."
Yusuke was growing even more panicked. "DAM*IT!" He practically threw everyone off him. "KUWABARA!" He burst into the room looking around the room, and saw a bed with a large lump. "Kuwabara?" He narrowed his eyes. "GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!"
The lump shook it's head no, and Yusuke leapt on the bed as the others came in. "KUWABARA! WHATEVER'S WRONG I WON'T LAUGH! GET OUTTA THERE!" Yusuke said more angry, than concerned.
Kurama and Hiei drifted over and nodded at Yusuke. Yusuke nodded back and Kurama and Hiei ripped off the covers. Yusuke tackled Kuwabara, pining his wrists to the pillow. "OKAY NOW YOUR GOING..." Yusuke froze.
He hadn't pinned down Kuwabara. He'd pinned down a girl.
"...to tell me...what's...wrong?" The girl looked pissed, and her face was read from embarrassment. Yusuke's whole body went red and he dove off her, landing on the ground. Kurama and Hiei helping him up while starring at the girl.
She had sat up, only in a long white gown, and glared at Yusuke. "Dam*it Urameshi! When I don't want to come out can't you at least stay out!" The girl shouted. The three starred at her, and then looked over at the others.
"Um..." Koenma sweatdropped, "You see...whatever that attack was...it uh...well it turned Kuwabara into a girl..." Genkai, Boeton, and Yukina nodded. Wide eyed the Rekai looked over at the girl and Kurama voiced, "Kuw...Kuwabara?"
The girl went redder, and nodded.
And thus...the other Rekai fell over.
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0_0() oh my...Kuwabara's...uh...well...hmm...next chapter...Kuwabara's a girl...the others gotta get used to it, as well as Kuwabara. And now there remains one problem....who ever is after Yusuke, why did they want to turn him into a girl?
Hiei: *dyinG from laughter*
Kuwabara: *twitch* I'M STILL TALLER THAN YOU!
Yusuke: I like female Kuwabara....I like the male version too...but hmm...
*Kuwabara hides behind Kazima* How the heck can you stand being a girl?!
hmm....for one I was never a guy to begin with...Dear...looks like I've caused a few problems...eh...until next time. Bai!