I got the idea for this short, strange drabble when I was eating a piece of toast :) hope you guys like it! I've had a severe case of writers block for some time, so this story is what happens when I finally get an idea.I would really appreciate it if you would please review after you've read the story,reviews tell me whether or not people like my writing.
Thanks!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Naruto characters, Masashi Kishimoto ownes them all!
It occurred to Konan that she really should not have trusted Pein with the blender in the first place.
A simple blender, a mere kitchen appliance, had defeated the infamous, evil and unimaginably powerful Pein. Konan stared at him as he stood in the kitchen, swearing, and covered in half blended bananas and strawberries. It truly was a sight to behold. She couldn't help but laugh softly as Pein continued to struggle against the broken appliance; he had clearly broken it by over stuffing it. "Do you need some help?" she asked quietly. Pein continued to struggle with the blender, cursing and absolutely fuming. He turned to look at her, a look on his face that clearly said "if you laugh you will die". Konan quietly made her way over to the evil, fruit mush coated Akatsuki member, took the paper towels off of the counter next to him and began to wipe up the fruit. She was somewhat glad that none of the other Akatsuki members were here to see this; chances were that they would laugh, and that would probably mean that the organization was going to be out a few members. She continued to mop up the fruit as Pein attempted to fix the broken appliance and she couldn't help but think to herself about how this reminded her of so many other instances before this. Even when they were children both Nagato and Yahiko had always had short tempers when it came to dealing with newer technologies, they had both always preferred to do things themselves. She remembered the first time that she had ever seen any form of kitchen appliance, it had been a toaster and Konan still remembered the smell of horrifically burnt toast that had filled the air when she had used it, a sad day it had indeed been. Konan stood at the counter moping fruit and remembering events long since passed, whilst Pein once again filled the now repaired blender to near capacity. She remembered the first time that she had successfully made toast, and Yahiko eating it before she even got one bite. She remembered the first time that Nagato had tried to make a smoothie and succeeded, Yahiko had consumed it before Nagato had even gotten one sip. Konan stood at the counter in the Akatsuki base kitchen and laughed quietly to herself at the silly memories running through her head. Though the Yahiko and Nagato that she had once known were no more Pein never ceased to remind her of the both of them on a regular basis. Her quiet moment of reflection was shattered when the blender suddenly exploded again, coating both Konan and Pein (once again) in fruit mush. Konan couldn't help but laugh out loud when Pein tuned and screamed to the heavens:
"WHAT DOES AN EVIL MASTERMIND HAVE TO DO AROUND HERE TO GET A SMOOTHIE?!"