Title: Death can go so far...
Author: Minako Star*
Rating: PG-13/NC-17 Don't know why, It just is
Genre: Comedy/Drama Don't ask
Warnings: Death, Sadness, a self-insertion that goes by the name of "Sailor Ricki", short
skirts and bows, different Sailor Groups including Talk Show Sailors, Hence,
"Sailor Ricki" (i.e. me). (Do not even ask.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, and never will, but if I did I would make sure the
SailorStars season would be subbed for our viewing pleasure.
Author's Note: Hello, and I *hope* you enjoy my annoyingly stupid SM fanfic.Please R & R!!
Well, C~Ya.
***
"Bored, Bored, Bored..." Serena was chanting to the tune of the Meow Mix song. "Hey,
Serena, whatcha doin'?" asked Lita as she walked by. "Being Bored." She answered. "When
you *could* do
something useful for a change!" Said Luna, as she clawed Serena's shoulder. "Ow, hey, what
was *that* for?!" asked Serena, flinging the cat off her back and onto the street.
"*Hopefully*, she'll get
runover by a truck!" Said a bleach blonde haired girl that was floating
above Serena. She had bleach blonde hair that curved down to her shoulders
and blue eyes, she remarkably resembled Jenny
Jones.
(Author's Note: Here's the Talk Show Sailors and stuff)
"God, *you're* being a bitch today!" Said a Beautiful young-looking girl with brown hair that
curved down to shoulder length , and beautiful brown eyes. She remarkably looked like
Ricki Lake.
(Author's Note: Here's my self-insertion. I'm obssessed with Ricki Lake, She's my idol, get
used to it.)
"So, your stalking me again today, "Princess of Power"?" Answered the blonde girl who's name
was Kim.
"That's Ricki's other title, not mine!" Answered the beautiful brown haired girl whose name
was Erica. "So, who cares, you're the invincible Sailor Scout, not me!" Said Kim.
"Yeah, so why are you talking to me then, when I could easily blow you're head off?" answered
Erica. "Um...Excuse me for interrupting, but who are you?" asked Lita, who was extremely
blundered by this interruption of her beautiful Saturday.
The two girls both transformed in to two beautiful Sailor Scouts, Kim in Yellow and orange,
Erica in Red
and Black. "We are Talk Show Sailors!" announced the two girls. "Laugh, and I'll kill you!"
Said Kim.
"I'm Sailor Ricki!" announced Erica. "And I'm Sailor Jenny..." mumbled Kim. "Hey, you should
be proud to be a Sailor!" Said Sailor Ricki. "Whatever..." was the response.
"We protect the people we stand for, and we also protect they're careers!" Said Sailor Ricki,
proudly. "There are many more like us, yet we haven't met them yet." She added. "You seem like
enemies to me." Said Serena. "We are," said Sailor Ricki. "Infact, we all are!" she finished.
"Lucky you," answered Lita, sarcastically.
***
"That's how it ended, then the two Sailors left while the Sailor Ricki one was beating the
crap out of Sailor Jenny." Said Serena. All of the scouts were having a meeting at Rei's temple.
"Well that's
weird." Said Amy suddenly. "What is it?" asked Mina. "My computer says that there are Talk
Show Sailors!" she answered. "Wow!, I guess it wasn't a dream." Serena said. "It couldn't have
been
anyways, dumb dumb, I was there with you, remember?" said Lita. "Oh, yeah!" exclaimed
Serena. "You are so stupid, Serena!" criticized Rei. "Look who's talking!" she answered.
And that fight
went on and on....
***
Erica was asleep when a Red and Black Tabby Cat with a Dark Blue star on it's forehead crept
up onto her bed. It was near morning, when the strange cat woke her up. "Hello, Erica," said
the cat.
"I'm Kymbir, you're guardian cat from the moon, I've been looking for you." Kymbir finished.
"What? How did you know my name?" A tired-looking Erica asked. "I've been monitering you're
Sailor
activities, and I can see that you are doing quite well, and do not need my help; therefore
I'm here anyways just for the hell of it." "Okay." Erica answered. "Can I sleep now?" she
asked. "NO!;
It's already 12:57p.m.!" Kymbir answered. "WHAT!?!?" Erica screamed. "Well, I didn't think
you'd care *that* much!" said Kymbir. "OH MY GOD!!! I'M GOING TO MISS RICKI !!! FREAKIN A,
MAN!!!"She
yelled running downstairs as fast as humanly possible. She flicked on the TV and plopped
down on the couch, just in-time to find out about cheating lovers and other intresting stuff.
"HALLE-FRIKIN-LUJAH!!!" she screamed because she didn't miss any of the show. "What the *hell*
was that for?" said Kymbir, after Erica removed the duct-tape she plastered on the cats mouth
so she would shut-up during the show. "*Nobody* makes me miss my show without a fight, ya hear?"
said Erica, just when Kim decided to *drop-in* for a visit. "What are *you* doing here,
bitch?" Kim asked. "It's my house, asshole!"Erica answered. "Not you, Kymbir's cat form!" Kim
said. "I thought I killed you!!!".
***
"What should we do?" said a mysterious voice;it was Haruka's. "Maybe we should find them?"
answered Michiru. "Those Scouts are so different from us though..."said Setsuna. ""We
shouldn't treat them differently, though, I know how that feels." said Hotaru. "They are the
only ones who can defeat *these* youmas." said Michiru. "We must find them then, the Talk Show
Sailors." said Setsuna.
***
"I sense it, they're aura's are closer."murmured Rei, as she was Fire Scrying. "He-ll-hoh!!!"
yelled Erica through the doors of the temple. "Whoa!"said Rei, as she fell flat on her back.
"I guess Serena's not the only klutz around here, huh?" said Mina. "I was startled!" complained
Rei. "You need to help me!" screamed Sailor Ricki. "So, your Sailor Ricki, I take it?" said Amy.
"Yes, but that's not important right now! How many Sailors are there here?" she asked
frantically. "How did you know we were Sailors?"asked Mina. "I can sense these things, anyways,
are there outer planet scouts?" "Yeah, four." said Lita. "I found one dead."said Sailor Ricki.
***
Author: Minako Star*
Rating: PG-13/NC-17 Don't know why, It just is
Genre: Comedy/Drama Don't ask
Warnings: Death, Sadness, a self-insertion that goes by the name of "Sailor Ricki", short
skirts and bows, different Sailor Groups including Talk Show Sailors, Hence,
"Sailor Ricki" (i.e. me). (Do not even ask.)
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, and never will, but if I did I would make sure the
SailorStars season would be subbed for our viewing pleasure.
Author's Note: Hello, and I *hope* you enjoy my annoyingly stupid SM fanfic.Please R & R!!
Well, C~Ya.
***
"Bored, Bored, Bored..." Serena was chanting to the tune of the Meow Mix song. "Hey,
Serena, whatcha doin'?" asked Lita as she walked by. "Being Bored." She answered. "When
you *could* do
something useful for a change!" Said Luna, as she clawed Serena's shoulder. "Ow, hey, what
was *that* for?!" asked Serena, flinging the cat off her back and onto the street.
"*Hopefully*, she'll get
runover by a truck!" Said a bleach blonde haired girl that was floating
above Serena. She had bleach blonde hair that curved down to her shoulders
and blue eyes, she remarkably resembled Jenny
Jones.
(Author's Note: Here's the Talk Show Sailors and stuff)
"God, *you're* being a bitch today!" Said a Beautiful young-looking girl with brown hair that
curved down to shoulder length , and beautiful brown eyes. She remarkably looked like
Ricki Lake.
(Author's Note: Here's my self-insertion. I'm obssessed with Ricki Lake, She's my idol, get
used to it.)
"So, your stalking me again today, "Princess of Power"?" Answered the blonde girl who's name
was Kim.
"That's Ricki's other title, not mine!" Answered the beautiful brown haired girl whose name
was Erica. "So, who cares, you're the invincible Sailor Scout, not me!" Said Kim.
"Yeah, so why are you talking to me then, when I could easily blow you're head off?" answered
Erica. "Um...Excuse me for interrupting, but who are you?" asked Lita, who was extremely
blundered by this interruption of her beautiful Saturday.
The two girls both transformed in to two beautiful Sailor Scouts, Kim in Yellow and orange,
Erica in Red
and Black. "We are Talk Show Sailors!" announced the two girls. "Laugh, and I'll kill you!"
Said Kim.
"I'm Sailor Ricki!" announced Erica. "And I'm Sailor Jenny..." mumbled Kim. "Hey, you should
be proud to be a Sailor!" Said Sailor Ricki. "Whatever..." was the response.
"We protect the people we stand for, and we also protect they're careers!" Said Sailor Ricki,
proudly. "There are many more like us, yet we haven't met them yet." She added. "You seem like
enemies to me." Said Serena. "We are," said Sailor Ricki. "Infact, we all are!" she finished.
"Lucky you," answered Lita, sarcastically.
***
"That's how it ended, then the two Sailors left while the Sailor Ricki one was beating the
crap out of Sailor Jenny." Said Serena. All of the scouts were having a meeting at Rei's temple.
"Well that's
weird." Said Amy suddenly. "What is it?" asked Mina. "My computer says that there are Talk
Show Sailors!" she answered. "Wow!, I guess it wasn't a dream." Serena said. "It couldn't have
been
anyways, dumb dumb, I was there with you, remember?" said Lita. "Oh, yeah!" exclaimed
Serena. "You are so stupid, Serena!" criticized Rei. "Look who's talking!" she answered.
And that fight
went on and on....
***
Erica was asleep when a Red and Black Tabby Cat with a Dark Blue star on it's forehead crept
up onto her bed. It was near morning, when the strange cat woke her up. "Hello, Erica," said
the cat.
"I'm Kymbir, you're guardian cat from the moon, I've been looking for you." Kymbir finished.
"What? How did you know my name?" A tired-looking Erica asked. "I've been monitering you're
Sailor
activities, and I can see that you are doing quite well, and do not need my help; therefore
I'm here anyways just for the hell of it." "Okay." Erica answered. "Can I sleep now?" she
asked. "NO!;
It's already 12:57p.m.!" Kymbir answered. "WHAT!?!?" Erica screamed. "Well, I didn't think
you'd care *that* much!" said Kymbir. "OH MY GOD!!! I'M GOING TO MISS RICKI !!! FREAKIN A,
MAN!!!"She
yelled running downstairs as fast as humanly possible. She flicked on the TV and plopped
down on the couch, just in-time to find out about cheating lovers and other intresting stuff.
"HALLE-FRIKIN-LUJAH!!!" she screamed because she didn't miss any of the show. "What the *hell*
was that for?" said Kymbir, after Erica removed the duct-tape she plastered on the cats mouth
so she would shut-up during the show. "*Nobody* makes me miss my show without a fight, ya hear?"
said Erica, just when Kim decided to *drop-in* for a visit. "What are *you* doing here,
bitch?" Kim asked. "It's my house, asshole!"Erica answered. "Not you, Kymbir's cat form!" Kim
said. "I thought I killed you!!!".
***
"What should we do?" said a mysterious voice;it was Haruka's. "Maybe we should find them?"
answered Michiru. "Those Scouts are so different from us though..."said Setsuna. ""We
shouldn't treat them differently, though, I know how that feels." said Hotaru. "They are the
only ones who can defeat *these* youmas." said Michiru. "We must find them then, the Talk Show
Sailors." said Setsuna.
***
"I sense it, they're aura's are closer."murmured Rei, as she was Fire Scrying. "He-ll-hoh!!!"
yelled Erica through the doors of the temple. "Whoa!"said Rei, as she fell flat on her back.
"I guess Serena's not the only klutz around here, huh?" said Mina. "I was startled!" complained
Rei. "You need to help me!" screamed Sailor Ricki. "So, your Sailor Ricki, I take it?" said Amy.
"Yes, but that's not important right now! How many Sailors are there here?" she asked
frantically. "How did you know we were Sailors?"asked Mina. "I can sense these things, anyways,
are there outer planet scouts?" "Yeah, four." said Lita. "I found one dead."said Sailor Ricki.
***