The Rurouni Mystery Fic
aka: Whats goin' on? The lights are off!
I got such great reviews for the Rurouni Angst fic that I decided to make another one, but I was all angst out. Or something. So I did a mystery story instead! yeah..... Disclaimer at the bottom, no purchase necessary, details inside.
Hey kids, do YOU want to be as 3l33t as Kenshin??
kids: YEAH!!!!!!
Well eat new Rurouni-O's!! Part of a balanced breakfast! Mm-mm! They're rurounilicious!
******
"Kaoru?"
"Yahiko?"
"Wah! KENSHIN!!"
"Whats goin on?"
"I dunno! The lights are off!!"
"What? But we're outside... aren't we?"
"Is that Soujirou?"
"Aoshi?"
"KENSHIN!!"
"Himura-san!!"
"Sano? Wheres the light switch?"
"There is no light switch! We live in a paper house!"
"Who asked you - um - is it Misao?"
"I'm Megumi. I like fire"
"WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE???"
"WE DUNNO! The lights are off!"
"Whats a light?"
"Who're you?"
"I'm that fat sumo guy from that boring episode. Quick, pinch my ass!"
"If we're outside where are the stars?!"
"....take one down, pass it around, leaving 98 bottles of sake on the wall..."
"I like fire! We need things that burn"
"Like our house?"
"Look stop dissing the house Aoshi!"
"I'm NOT Aoshi I'm .... damn! Memory's gone again"
"What do you mean, again?"
"Maybe we all just have our eyes closed"
"Kenshin. Your uselessness astounds me"
"Wait! What if we aren't on Earth anymore? What if we all got sucked into one of those portals that leads to another dimension! Oh my god! What if we're dead! WHAT IF WE NEVER ACTUALLY EXISTED??"
"....Shut up Ayame!"
"Hey whats going on here? A slumber party? I'm sure it's very illegal... and stuff. You will all die!"
"Saitoh? This isn't a slumber party! Someone stole the stars!"
"Don't be stupid, the light's just off... right?"
*Creepy X-files music starts*
"Dude, whose doing that?"
"Sorry, it was me"
"Who're you?"
*sound of a sword being drawn, a cut off squeal and a thud*
".... Uh oh, I think I killed someone again"
"What, again Kenshin? Can't you go one fanfic without killing someone?"
"What a useless Rurouni you are"
"Hey, shut up Soujirou!"
"yeah you slap happy bastard!"
"Look will someone turn off that damn musi-" *slash, thud, silence*
"Damnit Kenshin, did you kill Aoshi?"
"....Whoops"
*Kenshin turns around, only to accidentally kill Misao, Saitoh, and the sumo guy from that boring episode. My god, what were they thinking with that episode?*
"Oh great, there goes half the cast"
"This is scary!"
"Kaoru-dono! Don't come towards my voice! I might kil-"
"Kenshi-" *slash, thud*
"....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Wait a sec, Kenshin, how are you killing them? You can't kill people with your sakaba sword"
*A pause, then the clouds clear and moonlight floods over the "survivors". They look at each other, then go back inside. It was the last time any of them went out on a cloudy day after sunset*
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or X-files.
Wow, wasn't that pointless? More pointless than the angst fic, or less pointless?
Adolescent Jess
aka: Whats goin' on? The lights are off!
I got such great reviews for the Rurouni Angst fic that I decided to make another one, but I was all angst out. Or something. So I did a mystery story instead! yeah..... Disclaimer at the bottom, no purchase necessary, details inside.
Hey kids, do YOU want to be as 3l33t as Kenshin??
kids: YEAH!!!!!!
Well eat new Rurouni-O's!! Part of a balanced breakfast! Mm-mm! They're rurounilicious!
******
"Kaoru?"
"Yahiko?"
"Wah! KENSHIN!!"
"Whats goin on?"
"I dunno! The lights are off!!"
"What? But we're outside... aren't we?"
"Is that Soujirou?"
"Aoshi?"
"KENSHIN!!"
"Himura-san!!"
"Sano? Wheres the light switch?"
"There is no light switch! We live in a paper house!"
"Who asked you - um - is it Misao?"
"I'm Megumi. I like fire"
"WHAT IS GOIN' ON HERE???"
"WE DUNNO! The lights are off!"
"Whats a light?"
"Who're you?"
"I'm that fat sumo guy from that boring episode. Quick, pinch my ass!"
"If we're outside where are the stars?!"
"....take one down, pass it around, leaving 98 bottles of sake on the wall..."
"I like fire! We need things that burn"
"Like our house?"
"Look stop dissing the house Aoshi!"
"I'm NOT Aoshi I'm .... damn! Memory's gone again"
"What do you mean, again?"
"Maybe we all just have our eyes closed"
"Kenshin. Your uselessness astounds me"
"Wait! What if we aren't on Earth anymore? What if we all got sucked into one of those portals that leads to another dimension! Oh my god! What if we're dead! WHAT IF WE NEVER ACTUALLY EXISTED??"
"....Shut up Ayame!"
"Hey whats going on here? A slumber party? I'm sure it's very illegal... and stuff. You will all die!"
"Saitoh? This isn't a slumber party! Someone stole the stars!"
"Don't be stupid, the light's just off... right?"
*Creepy X-files music starts*
"Dude, whose doing that?"
"Sorry, it was me"
"Who're you?"
*sound of a sword being drawn, a cut off squeal and a thud*
".... Uh oh, I think I killed someone again"
"What, again Kenshin? Can't you go one fanfic without killing someone?"
"What a useless Rurouni you are"
"Hey, shut up Soujirou!"
"yeah you slap happy bastard!"
"Look will someone turn off that damn musi-" *slash, thud, silence*
"Damnit Kenshin, did you kill Aoshi?"
"....Whoops"
*Kenshin turns around, only to accidentally kill Misao, Saitoh, and the sumo guy from that boring episode. My god, what were they thinking with that episode?*
"Oh great, there goes half the cast"
"This is scary!"
"Kaoru-dono! Don't come towards my voice! I might kil-"
"Kenshi-" *slash, thud*
"....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Wait a sec, Kenshin, how are you killing them? You can't kill people with your sakaba sword"
*A pause, then the clouds clear and moonlight floods over the "survivors". They look at each other, then go back inside. It was the last time any of them went out on a cloudy day after sunset*
Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or X-files.
Wow, wasn't that pointless? More pointless than the angst fic, or less pointless?
Adolescent Jess