Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine.
Wedding crashers
Chapter 1:
Sakura's abduction
"BAKAAAAAAA!"
The loud booming voice shook the whole forest, scaring innocent birds and alarmed helpless little animals.
Sakura fumed. She glared hotly at the blonde ninja before her. She closed her fists which Naruto assumed that this was the start of the Olympic Marathon for Survival.
Sasuke sighed, he was still in his usual pose, arms crossed, back leaned against a tree.
Sakura began chasing Naruto with her fist ready to punch him.
And that was just the first part of the schedule.
But this day, there was one thing that was not in schedule (Kakashi being late is not included).
"Nishishishishishi….!" (Laughs like Jiraiya!) A strange man behind the bushes wrote down notes. "This girl is beautiful and strong. She will definitely be perfect for a prize!"
"OI!"
The man panicked and fell down on his bottom. He looked at his left and right and saw nobody.
"Oi. I'm up here."
He looked above and saw the blonde haired ninja.
"AHH! Please don't kill me! I-"
"Who says I'm gonna kill you?"
"NARUTOOOO!"
Naruto now was the one who panicked he jumped from the tree and hurried away for his life.
The man sighed in relief and he thought his life would be over. But what troubles him the most was the pretty ninja that was threatening the blonde's boy. He wondered…
"ne, ne, Sasuke-kuuuuuun!" Sakura leaned closer to Sasuke who was in an Indian seat and looked like meditating.
He opened his eye and gave her his 'soft' glares.
"You wanna have lunch with me after our training? If you want, I'll treat you. Or.. or… I'll cook instead!" Sakura blushed madly.
He closed his eyes again. "Mind your own business Sakura, no."
"But Sasuke-kun, you are my business!"
His eyebrow twitched.
Sakura instantly linked his arm with his.
"pppleeeeaaaasssseee" there was that puppy look that she'd been giving him.
Since they were 14 and already in the stage of puberty, there was no doubt Sasuke had already developed some 'feelings' for her and they'd been together for 2 years already. Who wouldn't?
He tried to hide the blush but…
"Sasuke-bastard! How dare you hold Sakura-chan!"
They both looked up…
Without warning, a crow squeaked and surprised Naruto from behind which made him fall.
Thump!
Bam!
"oooooowwwwwwwwww….."
"Naruto…. Get off me!" Sakura groaned.
Who suffered the most of all was Sasuke, who was above, who above Sakura, is Naruto.
"get off… Sakura…"
Despite the heavy burden he could feel Sakura's hot breathing in his skin. Since they were so close, approximately one inch away earlier there was no doubt she'd be so close to his face, but thankfully, her face was just beside his neck. But was bad, since his most sensitive part was there (yeah, the reason why snake guy placed it there lol). But besides that he could feel two 'soft' mounds on top of his chest.
'DAMN HORMONES! DAMN PUBERTY! DAMN EVERYTHING!'
If he was perverted, he would have had a nosebleed right now.
"GET OFFFFF! I SWEAR NARUTO I'M GONNA KILL YOU! GET OFF ME!"
Naruto jumped off Sakura.
Sakura heaved a sigh.
"Sasuke-kun are you-"
"Yo!"
Interrupted by the late teacher.
Sasuke was thankful his teacher had arrived, at least his late schedule was doing him something good, or Sakura would've seen him blush.
"SENSEIIII! YOU. ARE. LATE!"
"I'm so sorry there were snails blocking my way so…"
"Liar. Then you should've jumped over them." Sakura muttered.
"Anyways, we have an important mission today!"
"Really? Really!" Naruto jumped in happiness. "What kind? What kind?"
Kakashi handed him a green scroll.
"What's this?"
Sakura peeked and Sasuke followed.
The three of them raised their eyebrows.
"THIS. IS. SO. LAME!"
Sakura picked the lovely flowers from the ground. She hummed happily as she carefully picked out the best. She was alone but she didn't know someone was watching her.
"This is boring! And I thought it was a REAL mission!"
Naruto kicked the small stones and grumbled.
"Shut up and do your work dobe."
"Hmph! Bastard!"
"What did you-"
In the middle of their fight an ear-splitting scream was heard, and it was no doubt from Sakura.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"Sakura!"
She fell on the ground, sleeping. The man picked her up gently and started to run when two ninjas blocked his way.
Sasuke, with his arms crossed, glared at him, so did Naruto.
The man stepped back and started off the other way with Sakura still in his arms.
"Hey you! Get back here with Sakura!"
Naruto and Sasuke chased the man but before they could even catch him, unknown ninjas appeared out of nowhere and started attacking them.
"Crap! In this situation, we'll never be able to catch Sakura!" Naruto cursed.
Sasuke threw shurikens and kunais everywhere and started to panic inside when he lost sight of Sakura.
The man panted and bolted inside the mansion, with Sakura still unconscious.
"Master! I have brought you…your wife."
Another new fic what can I do? I'm such a sucker in making stories. I haven't even updated the others yet!
I really have a big problem! I have a huge writer's block and I don't know what to doo!
Bad News: Something happened which made my love for Sasuke X Sakura become ¼ then transferred to Naruto X Sakura. I don't know why! I guess that's why I have a huge writer's block. But I guess I can keep up their relationship here.
Good News: Chapter 2 is finished already.
So that's all and… to the people who have read The Night before Christmas the rose that Sasuke gave to Sakura, the white rose, does not only mean purity and innocence but also pure love. While the red rose means, wild romance.
Ciao!
AngelKoryuu