Based on Season 2, Episode 22 "All Hell Breaks Loose – Part 2"
Prompt: "Did I die? Did you sell your soul for me?" – Sam
No dude, come on, why would I do that? I think I've ganked enough devils to know not to make a deal with one.
You're just a quick healer Sam – quit bugging me. Yeah I know what that crazy psycho Jake said, but he was wrong; he missed you by a mile.
Anyways didn't I tell you Bobby patched you up? You're not doubting his super-human sewing skills are you? Because dude, that is so not cool – not after everything he's done for you.
And if you're blood is feeling thicker and slower than normal don't get it into your Einstein type brain that it was because you were out of action for a bit – it's just worry Sam: all these fears are literally weighing you down.
And what do you mean you can't find that ID of mine? It was hardly a flattering picture man; I tossed it in with our last salt and burn.
And don't go pointing out that we're down a few occult items, it's not like we keep a written inventory or anything. You must have counted wrong last time – you always were a dozy son of a bitch.
And so what if I act a little reckless the next few months – it's not because I'm squeezing out what's left of my soul or anything: it's because you almost died Sammy, and it made me realise that life is too short you know?
Just not for you – you take it easy. You're recovering from one hell of a wound there and I will not let it kill you, understand me bitch? You are not dying on my watch.
At least not permanently.