"Hey, Lo. What do you want for your birthday?"
"We've been through this, Jules. If you know me well enough, then you should be able to figure out without me telling you…"
"Pshh. Fine, you get nothing."
"Umm.. Rude! It's a boyfriends duty to give awesome gifts. WITHOUT ASKING."
"…Fine. But only because I love you."
"Happy birthday, love. Here's your gift."
"Jules… why the hell would you buy me a scarf for my birthday? It's freaking June. I'll freaking die of sweat."
"Hey! I crocheted that scarf. And it matches your eyes…"
"…You can crochet?"
"Yes. My grandmum taught me when I was 8."
"…BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA."
"What's so funny, you squid?"
"Hehe, nothing. Forget it. And why are you calling me a squid?"
"Umm. No reason."
"Lo, is that the scarf I gave you for your birthday?"
"Yes, why?"
"I thought you hated it…"
"I don't hate it. You made it, and I love you, so that means I love this scarf. Plus, I needed to hide that hickey from last night."