(A/N cross-posted on ao3, currently having an issue with formatting tell me if this is just a pile of shit :D)
Danny is bold
Steve is Italic
Friday 2/2/2011
7:49 Hey monkey, I just arrived at work and your mommy has given the OK for me to pick you up from school later (provided Step-Stan doesn't drag you off to some unsuitable party) and then take you for the weekend. How does that sound?
7:55 Gracie? Come on you know how much I like Step-Stan really. Which is not at all.
8:03 And I know I didn't exactly approve of him giving you your phone but the upside to it was I could talk to you whenever I wanted which doesn't appear to be happening right now. Please send me a message at lunch otherwise I won't be able to take you later for some (perfectly valid, I'm sure) reason your mother will give me. Danno loves you monkey.
12:37 Grace? Everything alright?
12:42 Sorry brah but this isn't Grace.
12:45 What do you mean? I'm sure this is her number?
12:46 I'd say it really isn't
12:49 Damn! I swear to God if Stan did this on purpose I am going to hunt him down and kill him. The man knows how little time I get to spend with my daughter already and now he's trying to take more of her time with me away with some stupid joke. This isn't funny, if I don't get my daughter later someone is going to pay for it. Gracie, you sure you're not trying to prank me there? Because if you are I really like your Step-Stan, he's a wonderful guy.
12:51 Woah calm down Danno I really don't know who you or Grace are and judging by your reaction you aren't the type of guy I'd want to play a joke on. Maybe it was a simple mistake, at least think about that before you go around murdering people.
12:53 Okay you're right I'm sorry for accidentally texting you but don't call me Danno. Only Grace gets to call me Danno.
Saturday 2/3/2011
7:32 Well what should I call you?
8:13 Excuse me?
8:16 Well, Danno, since I can't call you that what should I call you?
8:20 Okay how about this. How about you do not call me anything because I do not know you.
8:22 I take it you didn't get your daughter for the weekend then
8:23 Stunning detective work!
8:25 I'm sorry brah. Now, what should I call you?
8:26 Fine Danny. You can call me Danny.
8:28 Nice to meet you Danny, I'm Steve.
8:30 Are you kidding me?!
8:33 What?
8:35 Nothing. Just you're...nevermind.
8:35 Nice to meet you Steve.
8:38 Hey you see we're getting somewhere.
8:40 Fine. Now I gotta go plead for my right to see my own flesh and blood.
8:41 Alright Danno, have fun with that.
8:44 DANNY. I said call me Danny.
Sunday 2/4/2011
7:03 Danny! How are you today?
7:08 Really? You're gonna keep talking to me? And its far too early in the morning to be in that good of a mood.
7:10 Its nothing, just had a pretty good run for once.
7:12 Oh my god you are one of those people.
7:13 One of what people?
7:16 Of course you are your name is Steve. Clearly you're the kind of guy who wakes up at 4 in the morning goes for a 3 hour run and enjoysit.
7:16 Hello, one of what people?
7:17 A freak I believe is the usual term. The only running you should be doing is from or after people.
7:18 And even then all running should be kept to a minimum.
7:20 I can't tell if you're always like this or if you're just missing your daughter.
7:24 Oh always like this? What is that supposed to mean?
7:25 And here you go again
7:28 If by always like this you mean I am a rational human being who doesn't freakishly dedicate his whole life to running then yes, I am always like this.
7:29 And to think I started by asking you how you were doing.
7:31 There you go, you started it, you admitted it.
7:33 No that is not what I meant and you know it.
7:35 Yeah yeah Stevie-boy whatever.
7:36 So to sum up I'm doing great how are you?
7:38 No longer as happy as I was.
7:41 Ah my goal has been accomplished I can go now.
7:42 Have fun running Steve.
7:44 Yeah Danno, will do.
7:45 REALLY AGAIN. Nope that's it I'm gone. Will not engage.
7:46 :P
Monday 2/5/2011
8:10 Oh do not send me emoticons. My seven year old daughter sends me emoticons. Please tell me you are above that at least.
8:18 Good morning to you too Danny
8:19 And who says emoticons, what are you 50?
8:21 No I am not 50 but I say that because I am a mature adult, unlike you apparently.
8:23 Yeah very mature
8:26 What, how old are you? Fifteen? Twelve?
8:27 34 actually
8:29 Wow I'm impressed by how much you act like a 13 year old
8:31 As you haven't told me I'm still sticking with the fact you're 50
8:32 I am also 34 actually
8:34 Huh funny coincidence I guess
8:35 Anyway g2g Danno ttyl
8:37 1) No
8:37 2) No
8:37 3) No
8:40 Huh
8:42 No do not call me Danno
8:42 No do not use text talk
8:43 And no you can't leave first, that's my job
8:45 Fine Danny. I'm sorry but I really have to go. Emergency thing
8:47 Wow thing, how descriptive and intelligent, you Neanderthal. I guess if this 'thing' is serious then good luck with that. See you Steve.
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