Globian

Me: hey guys deciding to write this, its like book of mormon: summary: finn the last to be Thought of the human race, with his magical dog jake, are sent overseas to aaa, to convert the religions over there to globian,its like book of mormon, hosting some songs from the Book of mormon.

Finn: yeah, but man where have yah been, also what do you mean thought to be?

Me: uh you'll see.

Finn: ok Disclaimer: Owners are pen ward and the book of mormon.

Me: Lets start this thang!

Finn's pov:

Finn wakes up to see his place crashed because of last night.

Finn: uh what happened?

Then he remembers he turned 14 yesterday and decides to go look for jake in the kitchen.

Finn walks down to the kitchen and see's a note on the table.

Finn: Its from jake.

Finn looks at the note.

Jake:dear finn, when you get up and find this note, head to the main kings castle, we are needed there for a mission, From jake. P.s. eat breakfast so you don't sound dumb.

Finn throws the note away and eats breakfast.

After traveling all the way to the kings castle and showing the guards his id of the royal guard, he steps in and greets the king.

Finn: Your Highness, what do you need me for?

The king gets up and starts to walk around.

The King: finn we need you to go on a religious mission to AAA.

Finn: Sir? Wheres AAA? For I have not heard of-

The king: I Know but you are the only guard who has meet with glob and his brothers directly.

Finn: Yes sir. May I bring my weapons sir.

The king: permission granted.

Finn is about to walk out put the king tells him what would happen if he got on any of the prince's bad sides.

Finn: I know sir, ok, goodbye.

The king: k go now.

Finn leaves his throne room with a sad look on his face.

Finn: What if I fail, oh no.

Jake steps out of one of the many rooms and ask him whats wrong.

Jake: Hey bro whats wrong.

Finn: What if it doesn't work? What if I mess up?

Jake: You won't man, cause I am here for you, remember that.

Finn: I am here for you to bro, thanks man.

Jake: No problem, now lets get packing, we have a long day tomorrow.

The next Day:

Finn and jake got on the boat and sat in one of the seats.

Finn: So how long will it-

Conducter: Were here!

Finn; But? How? We were just in ooo?

Conducter: well magic works its way human, have a good day.

Finn: You to( while finn hands him the money for the trip).

Finn: So now what?

Jake: We go to AAA's candy kingdom.

Finn: Cool homey.

1 hour later, they arrive at the AAA's candy kingdom.

Prince gumball: so you have come here to "try" to change our religions.

Jake: Yes prince-

Pg: Well that's to bad, because glob is stupied.

Finn: prince I don't think you should say that.

Pg: Well around here, we all need a saying which we came up when something bad happenes, theres war, robbery, mutants ! But having a saying makes it all seem better.

Theres not enough food to eat, Hasta tega egomi!

People are starving in the streets, hasta tega egomi,5 minutes later.(in song, I just don't like it)

This is my knight fionna, and if either of you lay a hand on her, I will have you executed, sir what exactly does hasta tega egomi mean? Well lets see, Egomi means glob, and hasta tega meand f### you, so I guess in oooian it would be F### you, glob! Wait what!( I am skipping a lot, I really hate this song) If you don't like what we say, try living here a couple days, but watch while everyone dies, hasta tega Egomi.

The song ends and Fionna walks up to them questioning why the "hyoomen" is here.

Fionna: Hello hyoomen, what are you doing above ground.

Finn: I'm not a hyoomen I'm a human.

Fionna's draw drops.

Fionna: You're a human?!

Finn: yeah, the last of them.

Fionna: Then do I have a surprise for you.

Fionna takes her hat off.

Finn looks in awe as her luscious hair falls to the ground.

Fionna looks up to him to see him blushing making her blush to.

Fionna: I have to go.

Finn:Oh ok.

Fionna leaves leaving finn to think about the last of the human race.

Fionna's Pov:

Pg stood at the door and "talked"with fionna.

Pg: Fionna no, you are not allowed to ever talk with him again!

Fionna: Why, theres something about him, that makes my heart skip a beat!

Pg: Ok heres the plan, when you get close to the blong one you have your task of killing him, or you will be killed.

Fionna: Yes prince.