Disclaimer: Legolas and his fellow Lord of the Rings characters belong to Tolkien. The song is based on "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" which also doesn't belong to me (I don't know the owners name off the top of my head)
Legolas Got Run Over By Some Fangirls
Legolas got run over by some fangirls,
Just this past midsummer's eve
You can think that they aren't very dangerous,
But as for me and Gandalf, we believe
He'd been drinking too much brandy
And we'd all asked him to stay
But he'd heard rumors about fangirls
And decided that he'd best be on his way
When they found him the next morning,
At the scene of the attack
His face was covered with smeared lipstick
And he had footprints on his back
Legolas got run over by some fangirls,
On that fateful midsummer's eve
Go on believing fangirls aren't that dangerous,
But as for me and Gandalf, we believe
I don't know what they told Thranduil
It didn't take much to convince
I think he went a little crazy,
Because he's sure been bonkers ever since
Mirkwood's not the same without him
In fact it's not the same at all
It seems ever since his trampling
To every male elf in the region the sea has called
Poor Legolas got run over by some fangirls
What a dreadful midsummer's eve!
Go on and think that fangirls aren't that dangerous
But as for me and Gandalf, we believe
Now the Fellowship has gathered
And a few others as well
Around the grave of fair Legolas
To pay our last respects and say farewell
The gravestone was pretty funny
At least it was humorous to me
That there should indeed be written,
The ironic words, "Please, don't tread on me"
Legolas got run over by some fangirls (Sing it Gandalf!)
On a sad midsummer's eve
We told you that those fangirls are all dangerous
If they run you over, you'll believe
Legolas Got Run Over By Some Fangirls
Legolas got run over by some fangirls,
Just this past midsummer's eve
You can think that they aren't very dangerous,
But as for me and Gandalf, we believe
He'd been drinking too much brandy
And we'd all asked him to stay
But he'd heard rumors about fangirls
And decided that he'd best be on his way
When they found him the next morning,
At the scene of the attack
His face was covered with smeared lipstick
And he had footprints on his back
Legolas got run over by some fangirls,
On that fateful midsummer's eve
Go on believing fangirls aren't that dangerous,
But as for me and Gandalf, we believe
I don't know what they told Thranduil
It didn't take much to convince
I think he went a little crazy,
Because he's sure been bonkers ever since
Mirkwood's not the same without him
In fact it's not the same at all
It seems ever since his trampling
To every male elf in the region the sea has called
Poor Legolas got run over by some fangirls
What a dreadful midsummer's eve!
Go on and think that fangirls aren't that dangerous
But as for me and Gandalf, we believe
Now the Fellowship has gathered
And a few others as well
Around the grave of fair Legolas
To pay our last respects and say farewell
The gravestone was pretty funny
At least it was humorous to me
That there should indeed be written,
The ironic words, "Please, don't tread on me"
Legolas got run over by some fangirls (Sing it Gandalf!)
On a sad midsummer's eve
We told you that those fangirls are all dangerous
If they run you over, you'll believe