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(Flashback)
''Why?!" Naruto sobbed as Sakura pulled on her emotionless mask.
''Why, Naruto you ask, well let`s just say Konoha is a filthy piece of trash!" she snarled fiercely.
The rain was pouring in lazy drizzle as lightning flashed dramatically against the dull background. CRASH! Lightning thundered dangerously as it revealed the slashed mark across the infamous Kuniochi`s headband.
"Please, Sakura-chan, don't leave me. Not like last time…"Naruto trailed off from his painful memories.
The last thing Naruto heard before he was knocked unconscious was, "Sorry Naruto, if only you knew the truth," before he was knocked unconscious.
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(Four Years Later)
"Gah!" Naruto yelped as lightning flashed through his small window. His eyes filled with pain as his nightmares flashed back at him.
A knock resounded at his door; curious why anyone would want him at 2 a.m. in the morning. An ANBU officer greeted him in front of his apartment delivering a brief message from the Hokage,"Hokage-sama requested to see you, "he paused as if hesitating, "it's about her." Naruto`s eyes widened as he hurriedly dressed for the request.
"Good, everyone`s here, "as Tsunade eyes them carefully. She knew she had to handle this matter delicately or everything would turn in a chaotic hell. "Okay, ya little brats, Sakura`s been spotted near the border of Fire Country and Grass,'' she stated slowly as everyone started yelling their own damn opinions."Shuddap," she yelled as she accidently punched the desk. Shizune mumbled something about their budget running out, because of Tsunade`s damn fists of fury.
The Konoha 11 stood before the now pissed off Tsunade, they gulped anxiously waiting for her orders."Alright, I`m sending you on the retrieval of the S-class missing- nin Sakura Haruno," there was a long period of silence before they all shouted in unison, "Hai!"
We`re coming for you, Sakura, believe it! Naruto thought as he trekked through the rooftops of Konoha. The rising sun was met by the surging ninjas as they headed out with great "youth" as Lee had quoted it.
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Sakura woke grumpily at the sound of her inner shouting it`s morning! Repeating over and over again.
"Shut the hell up, inner, can`t you see I`m awake already!" Sakura scoffed mentally at her inner
Well, it didn`t look like it. BTW, you look like you were dragged out from your grave
"Well, I`ve been trying to run from mysterious chakra signatures, what have you been doing?"
I wandered off to look at the eye-candy serving this fine establishment
Sakura was so distracted by her very disturbing inner, that she didn't even sense six ominous chakra signatures in front of her hotel room, and so she continued to argue obscenities mentally.
"Well, you perverted inner let me show you what kind of person your messing with you asshole," but Sakura was rudely cut off with someone shouting obscenities about fucking Lord Jashin-sama and how everybody should bow to the almighty Kami-sama. Then all was silenced when that person along with five others crashed into her hotel room breaking the damn door in the process. Now they were staring at each other like what-the-fuck-are-you-doing-here look. (Guess who it is)
Sakura just stood there blinking from utter shock before Kakuzu decided to say," I`m not paying for that," while gesturing towards the door.
"Hey, is this the fine ass bitch we`re supposed to bring back to the base?" Hidan asked as if nothing happened.
" Hn," Itachi answered for a confirmation.
That`s when Sakura decided to snap from this morning`s irritations and punch them through the small glass window behind them, and the Akatsuki fell comically scrambling onto each other and they all landed on Kisame with a loud," oomph." Sakura began packing her possessions to leave and met them in front of the small hotel. That`s when Sakura sensed eleven familiar chakra signatures two miles west from here. Sakura signed in disapproval at the group in front of her.
"I need you to evacuate the villagers," Sakura stated calmly to them.
"Why should I fucking listen to you, bitch?" Hidan sneered.
"Cause Konoha ninja are here to 'retrieve' me," she answered.
The Akatsuki all glanced at each other before they fanned out to do her bidding. Sakura signed as she stood there waiting for the new arrivals that were approaching. They finally arrived as she was eating an apple, and she looked at all of them without any emotion present. Her eyes landed on a certain blond-haired shinobi.
"Hello, Naruto," she said icily waiting for a good battle to ensue.
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Damn, who knew a little girl like that could throw all of us out a window? Itachi mused to himself
Though I did have a great view of her cherry blossom lace underwear
Wait, I thought you dissappeared after Kisame knocked me out for spending all his money eating dango?
Nope I've just been laying low for some time. Heeheee...
Ugh, why are you back now, is it because I saw her undergarments? (Itachi blushes slightly)
So? Are you curious wherelse she's pink(daydreams about porn)
You're so perverted like you were a few years ago
Why, thank I'm flattered, now if you'll excuse me I'd like go daydream more...
"Ugh," Itachi groaned as he snapped back to reality along with his fellow dazed comrades
"Man, pinky sure was a salty sailor today," Kisame noted looking up at the shattered window in the ninth floor.
All Kakuzu said (grunted) was," I`m not paying for damage repairs."
Hidan growled out, " I`m gonna sacrifice this bitch to Jashin-sama when this shits all over."
"Well, I think she`s just the perfect piece of art like I used to remember her when she tried to kill me," Sasori slurred out still a little groggy.
Meanwhile, Deidara had managed to mold a bird in the room before they fell so he just watched from above half smirking while thinking if he should catch them but they already crashed.
"Hey, are you guys alright, un?" Deidara asked before falling onto his `art` with a loud burst of laughter.
Their very interesting conversation ended when said person had just exited the building casually as if she didn't just shove six freakin Akat000suki members through a very small window. Then, she asked them to evacuate the civilians like a damn command. The six people all had one question running through their minds," Who the hell was this Kuniochi and why were they getting this warm feeling in their chest?"
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000(Ooooooh!) Things are getting really heated in the Akatsuki household! (_)
(Back to the raging battle match)
Today was a windy day which caused clouds of dust to billow around them. Meanwhile….
"Sakura-chan, it`s so nice to see you again!" Naruto shouted enthusiastically to her.
"….."
"What`s wrong?" Naruto questioned, concerned about his former best friend.
At that moment, the Akatsuki decided to show up behind Sakura, and the rookies were giving each other the what-da-fuck-did-we-miss face?
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Well guys, this is my first ever fanfic and I was so bored during the summer and just thought why the hell not, and here it is. This is gonna be a pretty long fanfic and I'll try to update but schools around the corner and all that shit. I also need some reviews and I don't mind peeps being critical cuz I needs the 'advice'
I'm also a lazy ass with a high GPA like someone I know *cough* Shikamaru *cough*
" Tobi-chan would you like to do the disclaimer!"
"Of course Celestial Stardust-chan, Tobi loves to cuz Tobi's a good boy!"
Disclaimer: Celestial Stardust-chan doesn't own Naruto cause if she did Tobi would be the supreme ruler of all glitter and pixie dust!
Akatsuki: -_- WTF
" Did Tobi do alright?"
" You did wonderful, Tobi is a good boy!"
Me and Tobi linking hands and running in slow motion through a sunflower field while the rest of the Akatsuki were all like FML.
Reciew or I'll go all Hidan on ur asses