"Well, well, it would seem you are to be my next owner. I suppose that will be acceptable, I've learned not to be picky after centuries of waiting. Ah, but what is this..? Oh no, this simply will not do...I can't have you die so soon after waking me up. So much to do, so little time..hrmmm...and you're hardly capable of answering, laying in a pool of your own blood! As things stand...no, I really shouldn't..oh, damn it, fine! I suppose I must take things into my own hands if I'm to be free again. But first, let's get me back home!"

"We got her! I repeat, the intruder is neutralized! We're recovering the artefact now...huh..?" Two guards in uniform stood over the face-down body of a woman, multiple bullet wounds across her back. They noticed she was clutching a red stone, the artefact, but it seemed to be glowing brightly. "..eam Alpha, what is it? The thief is neutralized, recover the artefact and return to HQ!" The guard's earpiece blurted, but he didn't answer.

The girl's body was disappearing into thin air. In mere seconds, she, as well as the stone, were simply gone. "HQ...we've lost her...the artefact is gone...wait! We put a tracker on her, where does it say she is?"

Dead silence. The guard repeated his message to make sure he was heard. Finally, his answer came in a voice of disbelief. "It's nowhere...she's completely gone. It's like...she isn't even on the planet anymore."

"Aaaannd...there! Made it in one piece...oh wait, you're still dying. A bit of stitching up here and there...man, you're a tough cookie! I'm surprised a human could still live after being torn up like that! Well, with my help of course. Now, I know you might not like this right now, but I also had to change a part of your body...no worries, you'll get used to it! You'll need to, cuz I want to be free one day too! I'll explain all that later, you just sleep for now. I'll talk to you later!"

"..*cough* *cough*..ugh... *gasp*..hah...hah..gotta..get out of here...hah.." So much pain. I was definitely shot. Gotta get to the exit...wait...wait a second..this isn't..? No door, just some drape..gah! So bright..how is it daytime already...? Ugh...my head..not now..I see..wooden buildings..forest..someone's coming..?

"..hyatai!? Koyota, manira mama en lieer, Koyota!" Foreign language..can't recognize it..running towards me..can't hold on anymore...

I fell to my knees, unable to support myself as I passed out.

"Whoops, forgot to make sure you could properly communicate with this world..oh well, I've been so generous already, I might as well help you with this too. Just a bit of magic here and there...aren't I just the nicest succubus?"

"Mmmhh..." I woke up again, feeling a lot less in pain than last time. But...I'm naked now...I'd really rather nobody sees it, but I suppose it's too late..

You see, I'm not what you'd call a 'normal' girl. Sure, I've spent my life training with special ops teams all around the world, focusing mostly on infiltration skills, like a sort of spy. But what really sets me apart from everyone...is my junk. I was born a hermaphrodite, though the male parts have never actually worked properly.

In any case, I needed to start figuring out what was going on. I suddenly realized that someone else was in the room, talking to themselves...herself, to be precise. "Murr? Where did I put the clean bandages? Not here...ahah! There we go, now to wrap her up again...nya?" What's up with the cat noises? She's coming closer... "Hrmm...did you move..?"

I could feel her leaning over me. In one quick motion, I grabbed her and pushed her down on the bed, immobilizing her limbs. I opened my eyes and started shooting questions at her. "Where am I? How did you find me? What...cat ears?" Interrupted myself mid-sentence, registering the physical appearance of the girl. Fair skin, brown hair, green eyes, ears very much like a cat's, very attractive altogether...even a tail..

Curious, I released one of her arms and touch her tail. "N-nyuu!~ D-don't...I'm..I'm sensitive there..!~" Her face was flushed, her body twitching away from my hand, and at that moment, I felt something I'd never felt before. My crotch..I could feel heat and energy building up there like never before. When I looked... No way. Impossible. Absolutely ridiculous.

My penis was awake. It was growing and getting hard. This wasn't physically possible, the doctors told me so. "N-nya!? Y-your weird thing..is growing..why..? What does it do..?" The girl asked, apparently clueless to basic sex-ed.

Then I realised something odd. I can understand her. But, by her lips...she's not speaking English..her lips...look so soft..

*Grooooaaann* Inches away from the girl's face, my stomach growled intensely, informing me of how famished I was. I awkwardly let her go, and she stands up, holding her hand to her heart. "I..u-umm...right! Dinner! Y-your bag and clothes are right there, miss.." "Maya, just..Maya" I answered "Maya...you can call me Mint. M-make yourself at home.."

I nodded, taking my clothes, or what I'd call my work uniform, riddled with holes. Everything else I had with me was in my bag, including a normal change of clothes. I made sure everything else was there: phone, pistols, ammo, sunglasses...everything was here. Now, to change-

Wait. I had something else. The red stone. "Mint, I had a red stone with me...do you know where it is?" I asked her, and when she turned around, she looked perplexed. "Do you mean that?" She pointed at me, and when I followed her finger...

The hell..? A smooth red surface was just below my neck...the red stone was embedded in my own body.

Author's note: Hello everyone! Sorry about the lack of updates recently. Life has gotten very busy for me, but don't worry, I haven't forgotten about writing! It's just that, you know, people need money to live. Anyway, I decided to -yet again- start a new story, one that appeared in my mind all of a sudden with no clear path or future yet. Hope you all enjoy it!

Also, does anyone know if there's any better place for me to put these original stories? On this site specifically, I know about fictionpress aand others. Not many people go to 'misc x-overs' I find.