Hyper. Very hyper.
Kaiori steps out of the house for half an hour to pick-up groceries, and this is what happens. Kicho wants ice cream, Sasuke gives her some, but, being the idiot that he is, he gives her too much, and she never goes to sleep.
Kaiori, of course, never has time to yell at Sasuke, because she's the one trying to get Kicho in bed. Sasuke just watches, amused.
"Sasuke! I could use some help you know!" Kaiori screams over Kicho's outbursts of laughter. "SASUKE!"
"Mhmm." He mummbles, a smirk tugging at his lips.
This goes on for awhile, and eventually they, and by they I mean Kaiori, gets Kicho to stay in bed, awake, but in bed. They can hear her giggles through the thin paper door separating their room until well into the morning, in which she finally falls asleep.
It wasn't until around 9 O'clock when Kaiori decides to have "the talk" with Sasuke. And, of course, Kicho was asleep.
"Sasuke…" Kaiori growls, "you're supposed to be a good influence as a father and-"
"We aren't her real parents Kaiori!" Sasuke yells.
"We are now!" Kaiori yells back equally loud. "We're all she has and we have to be good influences! Do you want her to grow up like her mother? A slut? Huh?"
"I don't see how giving her ice cream is making her a slut," Sasuke grins, "And besides, sex between two people is completely normal, she's going to know about it sometime, Mother." He takes a step forward.
Kaiori changes from peachy, to rose pink, to cherry red.
"N-no, but… well… not with so many men… and-." Sasuke cuts her off again.
"What about just between a mother and a father…?" Sasuke whispers right in front of her face, "Hmm?" he nudges her neck.
"I-I-I…well….erm…AH!" Sasuke bites her neck and Kaiori grabs his shirt. "Sasuke!"
He moves up to her mouth and kisses her, slipping his tongue in her mouth. Kaiori squirms and lets out a strangled squeak as they slam into a wall.
'Oh god. What are we doing?' Kaiori thinks, 'What if someone walks in? What if…'
She forgets all her worries as Sasuke's hands begin to stroke her sides. She moans into his mouth and grips his shirt tighter.
"SEE?!" An obnoxious voice yells next to them.
Kaiori and Sasuke break apart quickly.
"I told you they were getting it on the other day?! And you thought I was lying about them!" The voice yelled again.
There stood Naruto with a camera, behind him was the whole Rookie 9 and Gai's team.
"Holy shit." Shikamaru said.
Whispers could be heard throughout the room.
"And I thought he was gay!" Kiba exclaimed.
"NARUTO!" Sasuke roared.
"Ah ah ah." Naruto scolds and holds up his camera.
You and Sasuke both stare wide-eyed at the camera, "Oh god no."