The Adventures Of Nigredo's Horrible Singing!!!
Nigredo: Hey guys! Guess what!!!
Albedo/Rubedo: What, brother...
Nigredo: 'I like big butts and I can't lie, you other brothers can't deny...'
Rubedo/Albedo: SHUT UP!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL NIGREDO!?
Nigredo: 'Will the real Nigredo, please stand up, please stand up, please stand up...'
Rubedo/Albedo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Nigredo: 'It's raining men, hallelujah...' starts dancing like a flamboyantly gay dancer
Rubedo/Albedo: What the..?! You're supposed to be straight, right?!
Nigredo: Not always...winks in a very disturbing way at his brothers
Rubedo/Albedo: AHHHHH!!! EWWWW...THAT'S GROSS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
Nigredo: '…lalalala...nothing to remember...lalalala, dancin' in September...'
Rubedo/Albedo: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Nigredo: Or what about this? 'You've been struck by a smooth criminal!' does the Michael Jackson moonwalk with the light up walkway
Rubedo/Albedo: (there are no words to describe their mental torment)
Nigredo: No wait guys, what about this? 'Memory, all alone in the moonlight...'
Albedo/Rubedo: NO MORE!!!
Nigredo: Or what about this? 'I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world; it's fantastic, made of plastic!'
Albedo/Rubedo: THAT'S IT!!! YOU ARE NO LONGER OUR BROTHER!!!!
Nigredo: Or how about this song? 'I'm blue, da bu dee da bu die, da bu dee da bu die...'
Albedo/Rubedo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Nigredo: 'Fanta, Fanta, don't cha wanta?'
Albedo/Rubedo: GOD I HATE THAT SONG!!!! STOP IT!!!!
Nigredo: Should I sing this then? 'I'm going under, drowning in youuuuu...'
Albedo/Rubedo: YOU DON'T SING ANYWHERE NEARLY AS WELL AS AMY LEE!!!
Nigredo: W-w-wha-at...?...What?! NOOOOOO!!!!! breaks down, and crawls into a corner and hugs magazine pictures of Amy Lee to death
Albedo/Rubedo: YES WE FINALLY GOT HIM TO STOP!!!! 'We are the champions, my friends...' they look at each other in fear NOOO!!! WE'RE DOING IT TOO!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!