Artemis Fowls Bum Gets Pinched
Chapter 1: The Crazy Little Elf
In a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, away (Ok maybe not that far away) lived a young prodigy named Artemis Fowl the Second, who was working on yet another evil plot (big surprise). He was near completion when he notest a small figure over by the window. If he had been using his brain that day he would have had gone screaming out of the room right then and there, but nooooo he just had to go over and see who it was. It was none other than Captain Holly Short (don don dooon).
Artemis was about to say hello when she quickly darted behind him, shoved her hand down his pants (Ooo sexy), and pinched his bum very hard causing little Arty to make squeak noise. Then she leapt dramatically into the air and dived into his pants and started singing something stupid.
"Shove a gerbil up your ass though a tube, THOUGH A TUBE!"
Then she climbed back out of his pants and jumped onto Mr. Jangles the magical dancing pickle and yelled
"YEE shi-shaw shi-shi-shaw-shi-shi" and floated out of the window and into the sunset.
Artemis was left quite confused as to what the f-in hell was up with that.
I wont write any more of this story if I don't get REVIEWS! Please and Thankyou :)