Chapter 1: Ryuko And The Suicide Squad!

(Opening A/N: What if the Joker has captured Honnouji Academy and Ryuko has joined forces with the Suicide Squad? With the tensions boiling between the Villan and the student council leader Satsuki Kiryuin...The Suicide Squad goes in to stop the mad man from releasing total chaos on Honnouji. And the Joker I have in mind, is voiced by none other than Mark Hamill. Now for the pairing, Harley QuinnXRyukoXMako and JokerXNui Harimei! Rated M for blood and gore, graphic violence, adult language, nudity, sexaul references, and strong sexual content. Disclaimer: I do not own Kill La Kill or Suicide Squad for they are rightfully owned by Trigger/Kaszuki Nakashima along with ANIPLEX, plus DC comics and it's rightful creators. They make the money, and the idea for this crossover is mine. Without further ado, let the madness begin!)

It all started with a laugh, the day Honnouji academy was seized by the clown prince of darkness, the Joker. He picked up the microphone which controlled all of the speakers within the school.

"Hello, hello kiddies. This is the Joker speaking, and I'm holding this school hostage. Starting with the student council leader Satsuki Kiryuin. And I hear that there's a student by the name of Ryuko Matoi. Now if anyone knows where she is please inform a hall monitor and if anyone as so much makes a move to stop me, I'll blow this place up like a house of cards." Joker said reassuring that he was going to back up that promise.

(Meanwhile, with the Suicide Squad...)

Harley Quinn was going through Ryuko's file that was leaked by Deathstroke. And that's how the Joker knows about Ryuko Matoi. The newest member made her appearance and she wielded a scissor blade and she had a Kamui named "Senketsu" and she's the only person that can hear him.

"Are you guys the Suicide Squad? Who's in charge here?" Ryuko asked, and Harley comes walking up to her and inspects the girl.

"Well, you must be Ryuko. I hear that Mr. J and Deathstroke have put a bounty on you." Harley said, Ryuko was getting pissed about what was going on.

"And I hear that clown is holding a friend of mine, and I'm going to get her back." Ryuko said, Harley then grabs Ryuko's face and she pinched her cheeks together.

"Be careful with this girl here." Senketsu said, he knew that Harley Quinn might be a former villan but she still is a dangerous woman.

"Maybe you can use your limber little tongue of yours to clean out my dirty little pussy." Harley said and Deadshot shows up.

"Save the sexual stuff for later, you must be Ryuko. Let me be the first to welcome you into the Suicide squad. But now, we need to get into the academy and save those students." Deadshot said but the Joker's laugh was heard over the speakers.

"I wouldn't think so, I'm sorry to inform you that in able to get to me, you need to run Deathstroke's gauntlet. And this academy is going to be the last part of the gauntlet. Now if you try setting a single foot in here, I will blow this whole school like a house of cards. And don't think I will." Joker said, and a single student came out wearing a bomb collar like the one used in Battle Royale.*

He then hands Deadshot a map of the whole gauntlet that both Joker and Deathstroke set up for the former villans. Deadshot took the map and the collar exploded killing the poor student as blood gushed out from his neck and the student died before his corpse hit the ground.

"You're going to pay for this Joker!" Deadshot said as he swore vengance against the clown prince of darkness.

"If I'm going to be a part of this team, I'm going to need some guns." Ryuko said, her scissor blade wasn't going to be enough to combat the mercenary and his leigon. "Because here's how I see it, in able to beat a mercenary, you need to be one. So that's why I'm asking for some guns." She also added, and that made Harley Quinn blush.

Deadshot pulls up an armory for Ryuko to access. Ryuko pulls up four guns, a fully custom HK416 with a 20mm grenade launcher attachment and ACOG scope, a 9mm Sig Sauer handgun, A Vector .45 ACP SMG, and a SPAS-12 shotgun. All placed into a digital armory on Ryuko's wrist, all she needs to do is choose which weapon she needs including her scissor blade and it will automatically be pulled up.

"So where do we need to go first?" Harley asked, and a Deathstroke mask appeared in North America, New York to be exact.

"We're heading to New York City, that's the start of this little gauntlet." Deadshot said, and the Suicide Squad packed up and got ready to head out.

"Oh before I forget, if you don't complete any leg of the gantlet within the time limit, I'll execute a class like I did with that stundent." The Joker said, this was brought so much displeasure to the Suicide Squad.

[And Thus, the Suicide Sqaud Ganutlet Begins...]

(A/N: Okay, I gotta admit...in real life I'm a good person, but whenever I write a graphic fanfiction or crossover with a full amount of imagination, I can be a sadistic and evil bastard. Now about the Asteriks next to Battle Royale, it's a bloody Japanese thriller about a middle school class fighting to the death. Thus why I added that, anyway leave a review if possible and also faves along follows are completely optional, so unitl the next chapter...this is the master of chaos, BloodyDemon666 signing off)