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Tyson's Accident
Tyson hadn't pleased himself in sometime.
He plugged in the vacuum cleaner and removed the hose end and lowered it.
Tyson turned it on at a low suction.
It was an amazing feeling and then he tried to pull it off.
He flipped off the vacuum cleaner.
Tyson tried to remove it but it wouldn't go.
"Shit."
He tugged on the end but it was stuck fast.
"Big shit."
"Bathroom."
He entered the bathroom and He got into the shower and had a cold shower but this didn't work.
"Not good."
"Gotta think of something gross."
Nothing was working.
"I guess I gotta get help."
Tyson dried and left the room.
The others were in the lounge talking.
"Err, guys, little help?" Tyson asked not showing his body.
"What?" Ray asked.
"Its a little embarrassing."
"Why?" Max asked.
Max got up and approached Tyson.
"What's up?"
He pulled Tyson from his hiding spot and gasped.
He fell down with laughter.
"TYSON...GOT STUCK IN THE...THE...VACUUM HOSE!"
Even Kai started laughing.
"This is rich, I gotta call Tala!"
Ray sniggered and started laughing.
"Guys!"
"I'm sorry Ty, but its FUCKing funny" Ray laughed making jokes.
"RAY!" Tyson said angrily.
"Sorry."
Ray got up and knelled in front.
"Let's see here."
He pulled.
"Ahhh, Ray...! It hurts."
"Be gentle on him Ray."
"I think we'll need to cut it or go to the hospital."
Tyson's face went red.
"NO, not the Hospital!"
"Okay, I'll get the scissors" Ray left the room.
Kai had his cellphone out, he took a shot for Tala who was in fits of laughter.
Ray returned with scissors.
"Hold still or I'll castrate you."
Tyson held still.
"No Ray."
"Its this or the hospital" Ray said moving the scissors towards him and Tyson flinched.
"There's no room for scissors."
"LUBE!" Max yelled out.
"Dish stuff!" Ray said.
He got the dish cleaner and moved the end to near the edge.
He squeezed some and tried to get it in but no good.
"Hospital, it has to be."
Max laughed.
"You idiot Tyson!" Max said.
"Tal, they're going to the Hospital...bye."
They got Tyson to the hospital and waiting room.
It was hard for Tyson to hide it and his face was red.
People stared at him.
They were confused.
Tala and the other Demolition Boys came in laughing at Tyson.
"Guys...the hell?"
"Its too funny" Bryan said.
They were able to get a look in when Tala pulled away the jacket.
They all burst out laughing, soon he was called in
Tyson went into the room, he was totally red with embarrassment.
"I'm Dr. Yamoto, what seems to be the pr...oh..."
He got a knife and cut out some of the tube and removed it but the bit around, the tube was stopping the blood from leaving.
The Doctor poured a load of lube into the end and waited for a while and soon it came off.
"Now, remember for the future, the vacuum cleaner isn't good for that kind of thing."
From that day on Tyson never used the vacuum cleaner to help him again.
Author notes
Beywriter: a funny fic there for you!
Tyson: It wasn't funny!
Tala: It was, Tyson you're an idiot.
Max: Please review, its not hard to comment, is it?