Hey guys! I'm Agent Freelancer Colorado. (Aka: Doe or Katie) I've decided to compile a story about a few untold events that happaned in a certain box canyon. I hope you enjoy these newly found stories. I know I sure do.

(I do not own Red vs. Blue. All credit goes to Roosterteeth- Which I adore!)

xoxoxo

"Listen 'ere babies, command is sending us a rookie says here that his name is Sam. He's meant to do wonders with a sniper rifle," Sarge announced to his gathered reds.

Grif and Simmons exchanged looks before shrugging it off, another rookie, oh the joy. Donut was more than enough for them. Ever since Tex stuck that plasma grenade to his head he's been quite the queer. Donut on the other had immediately became ecstatic about having another member on the team.

"Really? This is going to awesome! Maybe he'll understand home décor unlike you cavemen!"

Grif snickered at his queer companion, "Maybe he'll help us murder you in your sleep"

"Quit yer yapping! We have to make sure this place is spick and span for his arrival" Sarge barked at the bickering reds in front of him.

"Excellent Idea Sir!" Simmons said with his usual kiss ass tone.

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"Hey guys were getting a new recruit, says here his names Andy"

Tucker glanced up at Church and cocked his head to the side, "Like the bomb?"

"Yeah Tucker, we're getting another bomb from command," Church said with sarcasm heavily added in.

"Oh… Like a person then. When will this new person come?" Caboose questioned his usual childish tone vivid in his innocent question.

Church sighed, "I'm not sure, command said soon though"

"Oh," Caboose responded sadly.

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"I hate you!" a white figure yelled at the top of her lungs.

The black one responded by trying to out scream her companion "Oh yeah! I hate you more!"

The marine standing in between the two girls felt his ears start to ach, hopefully the drop pod would detach and they'd be gone. After fastening their belts around their bodies he stepped out of the pod and hit the close button.

"I can't believe you won't even be on the same side as me!" The white one whined as they hurled towards the outpost they had been shipped too.

"Hey, I just hate your side, and you, hate mine. It's all logic really,"

"Nuh uh, that means we have to shoot at each other!"

The black one held back a snicker. Who said she didn't want to shoot her? "It's war! What do you expect; A bunch of flowers and tea parties? No! Blood Gulch is in a deadlock war right now! Both sides are evenly matched."

The white one chuckled quietly to herself, "But wouldn't it still make it even? I mean one more on each side?"

"Yeah, but that's beside the point"

"Brace for impact, in 3,2,1"

As the pod landed in the middle of the gulch it caught both sides' attentions. Both teams rushed to go meet their new rookies. Though they had no idea what they were in for.

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"Hey look! The new person has arrived" Caboose observed thoughtfully as they rode along on the tank.

Tucker shot him a 'No shit dumb ass' look before rolling his eyes and continuing to stare straight ahead of them.

As soon as they arrived at the pod they noticed the reds standing on the other side of it.

"Hey! What are you doing, this is our new rookie. Back off" Church ordered

The reds looked up at them before going back to inspecting the pod.

"No, this 'ere pod is ours! Command sent us a new rookie. Says his name is Sam" Sarge barked back

Church blinked and slung his helmet off to scratch his head "Says ours is Andy"

"Oh yeah? Well ours is a master with the sniper rifle" Simmons bragged while leaning against the door of the drop ship. After a moment he slung his helmet under his arm and smirked at the blues.

Caboose looked around and noticed that Church and the red guy had taken off their helmets and didn't want to feel left out, so he took his off as well. The others followed in suit.

It was strange how the war against each other worked in the canyon. They were sort of like extended family. Sure they fought, but it was times like this that confused Caboose. They could freely take off their helmets and not worry about getting a shot gun to the face.

"Really? Well ours kicks ass with a shot gun" Tucker said matter-of-factly.

"Oh yeah! Well O-MMPHSDds!" Simmons got cut off by getting shoved to the ground.

The door to the drop pod slowly opened, everyone held their breath as mist exited the pod. After a minute nothing happened. Though confused they were glad nothing strange had come to attack them or anything. Grif cautiously peeked into the door only to have a white figure shoved on top of him.

"Oh yeah?! I said you go first!" A high pitched girl yelled from inside the ship.

The white figure looked down and noticed she was laying on top of someone and immediately jumped up. "Sorry" she said quietly offering a hand to him.

"What no snide remarks? Don't tell me there's a bunch of aliens out there" the first voice said mocking the one that had gotten pushed out. After no one responded she walked out of the pod. Her armor was all black and she slung her shotgun behind her back. "God Sam have some backbone!"

The white figure huffed, ripped off her helmet, and chucked it at her companion. She had long black hair with dark brown eyes. The guys could tell that she was Asian. But boy was she pretty. "Shut up Andrea!"

The black one hesitated before flinging her own helmet at the black haired girl "I told you never to call me that! It's Andy!" She had long blonde hair and blue eyes. She still had that Asian look around her but she looked pretty too.

"Uhh Hi" Grif said awkwardly. The black haired girl (Or Sam) was still half pulling him up off the ground. She looked down at him, and her eyes scanned his face.

"Hey, I'm Samantha but you can call my Sam or Sammy. I'm the new red rookie" she glanced at Simmons, Donut and Sarge before flashing Simmons a smile.

Simmons stared at her, why would a she flash him a smile? None the less he smiled back, receiving a very small blush. "I'm Simmons and the orange one is Grif, the pink one is Donut, and this here is Sarge"

She looked at Donut and smiled at him "I like the pink armor"

Grif and Simmons could clearly see his cheeks turn dark red before bowing his head a mumbling "it's a light-ish red"

After a moment Sam turned back around and looked at Grif again, "I'm really sorry about that. My sister has anger issues"

"She's your sister?" Grif questioned pointing to the Blonde who was currently staring Tucker down.

"Yeah, we have some genetic defect that makes us complete opposites, yet we're twins. It's strange really" Andy said turning around and staring Grif down.

Sam took the opportunity to look everyone over. She made a mental note as she profiled everyone.

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Simmons: Cute! Brown hair and brown eyes, hair cut a little below regulation, perfect teeth, nice smile. Seems like he knows what's going on.

Grif: Attractive, sandy blonde hair, blue-green eyes, a cocky smile, rugged, and looks extremely lazy and cocky.

Donut: Sweet! Cute cut short blonde hair and blue eyes, cute smile and blush. He looks like a really sweet guy.

Sarge: Looks like he's a good leader. Strong jaw and Nose, Grey hair and black eyes, looks commanding.

Cobalt blue guy: Attractive, Black hair and blue eyes, an annoyed expression on, but has this calmness about him. Looks like he's a total 'do what I say' person.

Cyan Blue guy: Nice, light brown hair and hazel eyes. Has this strange pervertness gleam in his eye. Nice smirk though.

Regulation Blue: Adorable, Blonde hair and blue eyes, cute freckles, a goofy smile. Overall looks like cutie bunny.

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So far she liked Simmons and Donut the best, they seemed really cool.

"Oh yeah? Well how about I shove the handle of my shot gun up yours?!" Andy yelled waving her gun around in Tuckers face.

"I don't even have one" he said mystified.

"That's what you want us to believe" Church said with a smirk.

"Church and Tucker, the new person on red is looking at us strangely" Caboose said pointing at Sam.

Church turned and looked at her, they locked eyes for a moment before she turned and started talking to Grif. 'How strange' Church mused to himself.

"Come on baby, you know you want to take a ride with the love doctor! Bow chicka bow ow!"

Andy looked at him for a moment before smiling evilly at him "Here comes shotty" she said cocking her gun.

Tucker glanced at her before maneuvering Caboose in front of him, as his human shield.

Church sighed and ran a hand through his hair, Tex would not be happy about having another girl around. Given she was just like Tex, half bitch and half man eating shark. Sam looked like a regular girl, she looked sweet, and shy. Not like very many girls he'd come across but he could tell by the way she easily blushed or the cute little way she smiled. He noticed that the two girls were complete opposites, one was the shy sweet one, the other the mean loud obnoxious one.

"Well since this delightful meet and great is over why don't you fucktards show me to the base or something?" Andy growled while slinging her gun onto her back and jamming her helmet back on her head.

The blues followed in suit, and left towards their side of the canyon.

"Well, come on let's get going then," Sarge said motioning to the red base.

Sam looked up at the sky before picking up her helmet and tucking it under her arm. She walked back onto the ship and grabbed her bag then smiled at her new team, "I'm ready"

This only the begining.

-Agent Colorado Out!

P.S~! - Reviews would be awesome! ;D