NOT ONE LIKES A CRITIC SO PLZ DON'T BE ONE (pretty much if u doesn't have anything nice 2 say don't send it) and yea I own south park…….JK

I watched as the ball dropped counting down placing my arms around Stan keeping myself up getting a glare from Kyle fuck you.

I'm wasted along with Stan at some person's house I…I think her name is Heidi no wait I think its stan's

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Everyone starts screaming blowing there noise makers and all that other noisy crap I hate

"happy fflucking nnew years Stan"

"youw to kkeny" we both slurred nonsense words because we both pounded about two packs of Budweiser

"come on Stan lets go" the sober Jew whined

" awwww come on don't pussy out it's a party you furken Jew" I let out a giggle Stan has never said one hateful thing to Kyle nor has ever called him a Jew and Kyle was in shock his expression was priceless his mouth hung open eyes widened till he blinked and tears started to pour

"whatever you drunk ass bitches get hit by a car on your way home"I probably will with my luck

I snorted " that's the best youl could thrink of you kosher queer" I shouted getting a giggle from Stan I looked around only a couple people were still at Stan's party me,stan,Tweek,Craig,….me I laughed and fell to the ground pulling Stan with me heheh I said me twice

Stan looked at me with a crooked drunken smile as he lay atop me "…dude were totally wasted" he laid his head on my chest looking at me passionately making me push my arms to my sides so that I don't reach out and kiss him

"what" I said a little more sober than Stan from the fact that I drink like this often and am used to it

"you've always liked me haven't youuuu" he said digging his finger below my neck

What should I say….he's drunk so he probably won't remember "y..." before I could finish the word he brushed his lips with mine

"you want a new year's kiss?" I grabbed the back of his neck giving him a deep kiss till he took over well actually till his tongue won I savored every minute pulling him closer deepening the kiss he grinded against me damn i didnt want him to stop but we had to part so we could breath leaving me panting

" wana go to my room" he said in a playful voice I was tempted to jump up scream yes to the world but then I remembered he's drunk I got up but didn't follow him to his room which his drunken ass didn't seem to notice sense he was already halfway up the stairs

He was drunk which meant all of this means nothing he really doesn't mean any of this for all I know he thinks I'm someone else…and that someone else is

Kyle

He really loves Kyle and I can't let his drunken ass get him dumped by his true love because I had sex with him

I do love Stan….but this isn't the way to win someone's Heart and break another's

I walked out o Stan's house thinking how fucking lucky Kyle was then laughed at my self

I was beaten by a Jew

First have nothing against Jews

Second it's 1:50 in the morning so no complaining about grammar or spelling

And third I don't like this pair but I made it for a friend

And last do u like??