Knight Rider Babbles

The A.I's of Knight Rider have turned into babies! Pure cuteness ensures.

Author's Note: Well, this was unexpected. xD This is nothing but crack and cuteness rolled up into one. This will be a 3 chapter story. Enjoy getting cavities.

Disclaimer: Knight Rider, Knight Rider2008, TeamKnightRider, and Knight Rider2000 don't belong to me.

Note: I'm not adding Hannah Tyre/K.D. from the Knight Rider 2010 movie. Manly because I haven't watched it yet. Sky One and KA from TKR I'm not putting in here either. Also KITT and KARR's succesors will be referrred to as KITT Jr and KARR Jr.

Car List:

KITT: Pontiac Trans-Am

KITT Jr: Shelby GT500 Cobra Mustang

KARR: Pontiac Trans-Am

KARR Jr: Shelby GT500 Cobra Mustang

Dante: Ford Expedition SUV

Domino: 1999 Ford Mustang GT

Attack Beast: Ford F-150

Kat and Plato: Modified High-Tech Yamaha Motorcycles

KRO: Ferrari F355

KIFT: Pontiac Banshee IV

Chapter 1: Babies being Babies.

KITT and his fellow A.I's somehow transformed into baby versons of themselves. Since they can't go on missions they decided to just relax and have fun being babies. KITT Jr was napping next to his baby doll when his brother KARR Jr rolls up and takes it for himself. KITT Jr wakes up to find his doll has gone missing.

KITT Jr: "Dolly? Were are chu Dolly?"

KARR Jr: *is cuddling with the doll*

KITT Jr: *Sees his brother with the doll* "KARR! Dat's mah Dolly!"

KARR Jr: "Nu! Ish mines!"

KITT Jr: "Give et back!"

KARR Jr: "NU!"

KITT Jr and KARR Jr begin fighting for the doll when Attack Beast rolls up and snatches it for himself. They stop fighting and see him playing with the doll.

KARR Jr: "Hey! Dat's mine!"

Attack Beast: "Mine now. Go 'way." *cuddles*

KITT Jr: "Nu! Mah dolly!"

KITT Jr tries to take his doll when Attack Beast shoves him into a bucket of paint, turning his color pink. He gets out and starts crying loudly.

KITT Jr: "WAHHHHH!"

Sarah Graiman, one of the baby sitters wraps a towel around him and picks him up.

Sarah: "Oh no, what happened?"

KITT Jr: *sniffles* "I-I waz sleepin' and KARR took'ed mah dolly. A-and then Attack Beast took'ed mah dolly and hit me in paint and-and now I pink!"

The baby mustang started crying again as Sarah gently rocked him to calm him down. She glared at KARR Jr and Attack Beast who were now fighting over the doll.

Attack Beast: "Mine!"

KARR Jr: "Nu mine!

Sarah: *takes the doll* "KARR Jr you know better than to take KITT Jr's doll! And Attack Beast you don't hit people and shove them in paint." *sits the baby down* "Now say you're sorry."

The baby A.I's grumble and pout but see how angry Sarah is. Rolling up to KITT Jr they hug him and aplogize.

KARR Jr: "I sworry KITT..."

Attack Beast: "I sworry for throwin' chu in paints..."

KITT Jr: *giggles and hugs back* "Ish okays."

Sarah: "See? That wasn't so bad. Now all three of you need a bath, you're covered in paint."

The babies look at each other and start laughing as Sarah brings them to the bathtub full of water. KITT Jr and Attack Beast splash in the water when KARR Jr tries to jump out and squirms when Sarah catches him.

KARR Jr: "Nu bath! Nu bath!"

Sarah: "KARR you need a bath."

KARR Jr: *spins tires* "Dun wanna bath!"

Sarah: "If you don't get a bath you don't get Ice cream."

KARR Jr: "...Okay I get bath."

Sarah laughs and washes the A.I's until all of the pink paint is off of them. She dries them off and brings them to the kitchen. She puts a bib on them and gives them their ice cream. KITT Jr has Vanilla, KARR Jr has Chocolate, and Attack Beast has Cookie Dough.

Attack Beast: "Num Num! Yummy!"

KITT Jr: "Num um! Ish goods!"

KARR Jr: "Nom om om!" *finishes his and raises his bowl* "More Ice creams!"

Sarah: "KARR what do you say?"

KARR Jr: *Still has bowl raised* "More Ice creams... Please?"

Sarah: "Good boy." *gives him more ice cream*

Soon the rest of the A.I's arrive in the kitchen and see them eating ice cream. They hug her legs and beg her for some.

KITT: "I wan' somes too!"

KARR: "Nu fair! They got somes!"

Domino: "I wan Strawberry!"

Dante: "Butterscotch please!"

KIFT: "Do chu 'ave Cookies'n Creams?"

Kat and Plato: "We want Sherbert!"

KRO: "...Give me Raspberry before I punch chu."

Sarah: "Okay everyone I'll give you your treat. And KRO no threatening."

KRO: "Humph."

Sarah laughs at how cute they sound and gives them their favorite ice cream. She watches as the baby A.I's enjoy their treat. Bonnie Barstow walks in and smiles at them.

Bonnie: "They sure do love their Ice cream."

Sarah: "Yeah, a little too much. I think KARR Jr is gaining weight."

Bonnie: "He does look a bit chubby. All of them do."

Soon all the little babies finish their treat and start babbling. KARR starts whimpering and rubs his little fuel tank.

KARR: "I dun feel too goods..."

Sarah: *picks him up and pats his back when he lets out a loud burp*

KARR: *BURP!*

Sarah: "Haha! Feel better?"

KARR: *giggles* "Yeah!"

Bonnie sees that they got ice cream all over themselves. How they did that she didn't know. She assumed they were just messy eaters.

Bonnie: "Time to give them a bath."

KITT Jr: "Again?"

Sarah: "Yes again. You all are sticky with ice cream."

Domino: *spins her wheels and groans* "I dun wike being sticky."

Sarah and Bonnie took the A.I's to the bathroom where a bigger tub to fit them all was. It was already filled with water and the two babysitters sat them in the tub. The baby A.I's started laughing and splashing each other in the water. KRO suddenly grabbed a bath toy and threw it at KIFT.

KIFT: "OW!"

KRO: *Turns away*

KIFT: "Sarah! Bonnie! KRO hit me!"

Bonnie: "KRO did you hit him with a toy?"

KRO: "...maybe?"

Bonnie: "Well stop that. It's mean."

Sarah and Bonnie washed one baby at a time when KRO throws another toy at KIFT.

KIFT: "OW! He did et again!"

KRO: *looks innocent*

Sarah: "Do I need to put you in time out?"

KRO: "...nu time out."

Sarah: "Then stop being a meanie."

KRO: *pouts*

After all the babies are clean and dried off the babysitters take them to their rooms for a nap. They were about to leave when KITT Jr starts whining.

KITT Jr: "Ware mah dolly?"

Sarah: "Oh!" *grabs it from the toy chest and gives it to him* "Here you go cutie!"

KITT Jr: "Yay!" *snuggles and falls asleep*

KARR Jr: "I wan a dolly too!"

Attack Beast: "Were mine?!"

Soon all of the little A.I's were crying for a doll of their own. Bonnie chuckled and pulled out a doll from her magic hat that appeared out of no where and gave each baby one. KRO looked at his and pulled off one of its eyes. Sarah saw this and picked up the eye.

Sarah: "KRO why did you pull this eye off?"

KRO: "...Looked better." *cuddles it*

Sarah: *chuckles and throws it away* "Alright then."

Bonnie: "Goodnight little ones! Sweet dreams!"

Baby A.I's: "G'night Bonnie and Sarah!"

The babysitters leave and close the door. Sarah returns when she hears Domino whimpering.

Sarah: "What's wrong sweetie?"

Domino: *hugs her dolly* "Too dark..."

Sarah: *turns on a butterfly night light* "That better?"

Domino: "Uh huh! Good nights!" *falls asleep*

Sarah smiles and gently shuts the door, leaving the little baby A.I's to sleep.

AN: There you go! I tried to make this funny and cute so I hope I did well. (^-^) R&R please!