This is a retelling of the Grimm's 'The wolf and the seven young goats.'
The characters were determined by a random number generator
I really like the diverse and unique characters of KHR, so I tried to play around with it
So far, i included the Vongola 10th generation, Arcobaleno, Varia, Kokuyo, Mare and a few others
I might include more characters into my base later... but i'll stick with these for now.
Please enjoy~
"Yo everyone~ This is the story of the wolf and the 7 kids."
M.M. wacked Takeshi on the head. "Why are you waving if no one can see you?! Stop wasting time."
"Haha, sorry." Takeshi picked up the script. "Where am I… Oh, k. Once upon a time, there was a mother goat and her 7 kids."
"MAMMAN, LAMBO-SAMA WANTS CANDYYYY" Lambo wailed.
"BLUEBELL TOO."
"MORE BEER." Iemitsu laid on the couch, watching TV.
"Oho, Mother, it seems that Dino fell again." Kikyo helped Dino up, who sheepishly thanked him.
"Trash. Shut up."
Spanner continued to type on his laptop, ignoring the entire scene.
"WHERE IS THE MOTHER GOAT?!" M.M. screamed.
"Haha, he left already." Takeshi rubbed the back of his head, pointing out the door backstage.
"WHAT" M.M. jumped up from her director's chair, ready to drag Verde back inside.
"Mother sent me an email." Spanner spoke for the first time, taking his spannerpop out of his mouth. "He said he needs to buy some radioactive chemicals from the next town." He stuck his spannerpop back inside.
"…And? That isn't all he wrote, right?" M.M. asked.
Spanner shrugged.
"Maa maa" Takeshi pushed M.M. back down into her chair. "Don't worry about it."
M.M. wacked Takeshi with her script. "What do you mean 'don't worry about it'? The story can't move on." She pointed at Verde's line. "You say it."
"Ahaha, k." Takeshi read the line. "Don't open the door for strangers. Watch out for big bad wolves." He summarized.
M.M. sighed. "Close enough." She looked up at the 7 kids. "Move on."
"Trash. Get me some meat." Xanxus shot Dino, who barely dodged.
"How would I know where the meat is?" Dino yelled back. "Ask the Young Lion."
"Oho… it seems that the Young Lion is asleep."
Suddenly, there was a gentle knock on the door. "Um, please let me inside. Your mother has something for you."
"Mama doesn't sound like that." Bluebell yelled at the door.
"Mamman sounds 10 times worse." Lambo agreed.
"Ah, ok. Excuse me." Yuni left the door. After walking away a few steps, she turned to M.M. "Um, M.M.-san, I don't think I can sound like Verde."
"Just do it."
"Maa maa, I don't think Yuni-chan can produce Verde's voice either."
M.M. pondered it for a while before reluctantly agreeing. "Fine." She wacked Takeshi. "You do it."
"Haha, alright." Takeshi gave Yuni a wave, who bowed in appreciation.
Yuni walked back towards the door and once again knocked on it gently.
"Yo~ Let me in. Your mom has something for you." Takeshi dubbed for Yuni, who mouthed the words.
"Oho, its mother." Kikyo walked to the door.
Xanxus shot a bullet past him. "Trash. Look at the shoes."
"Mother's shoes are always dirty." Spanner did not look away from his computer, still typing as he spoke.
"Excuse me." Yuni once again left the door. She walked until she reached a shop. "Excuse me… do you sell some mud?"
Skull scratched his head. "Yuni-san. This is a bakery. We don't sell mud. Just go into the forest and kick the dirt."
Yuni blinked. "But the forest has wolves in it."
"…Yuni-san. You are a wolf."
"Oh right… Excuse me." Yuni headed out of the shop and into the forest. Moments later, she was back at the door with muddy shoes. Yuni gave Takeshi a glance.
Takeshi nodded with a smile. "Yo~ Let me in. Your mom has something for you."
Dino tripped towards the door. "Right voice, right shoes. It's mama." He opened the door, revealing Yuni.
There was a moment of silence.
"Um… Rawr?" Yuni asked. She turned towards M.M. "M.M.-san, how do I eat them?"
M.M. was silent, thinking hard about a solution. "…Just kidnap them instead."
Yuni nodded. "Would you please follow me?" All of the kids, sans Xanxus, followed her out. Yuni brought everyone home.
"Haha… and so, half a day passed before mother goat finally returned home." Takeshi and M.M. both turned to the door backstage.
"HEY MOTHER GOAT, COME BACK INSIDE." M.M. ordered.
The backstage door opened slowly seconds later. Verde scratched his head. "Why am I here…" He walked onstage and through the door. Verde looked at Xanxus. "Oh, its just you?"
"The trash were kidnapped."
"I see." Verde shrugged and sat down, pulling a laptop out.
"…Mother goat. Go do something."
Verde did not even give M.M. a glance. "Spanner sent me an email of his location." He shrugged. "Even if he didn't I would still know. I planted a tracking device on Lambo." He got up with a sigh. "Time to go."
Xanxus huffed and followed Verde out the door. He was getting a lot of meat for this later.
The two arrived in front of another door. Verde lazily knocked. Yuni opened the door seconds later. "Verde!"
Verde nodded. "I'm here to get the brats. Were they any trouble?"
Yuni shook her head with a smile. "Nope, they are very lively." She turned toward into the house. "Your mother's back."
There were cries of 'NOOO' and 'already?' before the kids filed out one by one. They waved goodbye to Yuni, who waved back.
"Haha, and so everyone lived happily ever after. The end." Takeshi ended.
As for M.M., she just simply gave up.
Director = M.M.
Mother goat = Verde
Goat 1 = Bluebell
Goat 2 = Dino
Goat 3 = Spanner
Goat 4 = Iemitsu
Goat 5 = Lambo
Goat 6 = Kikyo
Goat 7 = Xanxus
Wolf = Yuni
Shop keeper = Skull
Narrator = Takeshi