From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.
Socrates
Summary: What happens when a hater of naruto with god complex gets inserted into the Naruto world.A person with no value of life and lives as mere numbers.A lot of mess. OC Self-Insert.
I fucking hate Naruto.
Not Naruto the individual but rather the whole peace obsessed Ninjas live where terms like physics or gravity don't exist. A show where nothing makes sense, how can one cage a mountain like fox in tummy tattoos .said fox having life in the first place doesn't make any sense.
But my friend, who is a big fan of Naruto keeps telling me how much he loves that anime.
All in all, I was someone who believed in reality, not someone who would believe in a cooked up fiction .One cannot truly achieve peace in a messed up world where its core root starts from doing sins.
Innocent people died in Naruto while the evil got the salvation when they have realized that they had done bad things by none other than the most loved Naruto himself(At the end of Shippuden).Seriously who could forgive someone who has destroyed his whole life , killed his parents and made him into a hateable person more than Bieber for particularly no reason. Even Bieber had a reason. So that's why it doesn't make any sense.
Naruto is a fool. how come he doesn't realize that it was because he got strong that people started believing him. The strong rule the weak. so who's gonna protect the weak?Well me? I don't know.
Like Sasuke said "I need power" and there was nothing wrong in gaining it but his way sure was.
I have a full mind of living as a king with weak under my feet but that would be a cruel thing so I won't go as far as that . Slavery ?yes, It seems like an option.
I want to see the world suffer for what it has it become. If it were up to me I would have killed all those unworthy. They shall know that I am the God .The one and only.
True, I am an Asshole but a God nonetheless.
Now that I have graduated high school, I have gotten out my teenage god drama. I have started to believe that I am a mere human nothing more and nothing less.A mere human who would play his role and die.I was living a so-called happy life until some supernatural entity(which makes no sense) decided that I don't deserve to live , at least not in this world .What does he/she think he/she is?
First, he/she invades my privacy not in a physical way but mentally. That entity hijacks my holy mind and by that my dreams also . The entity also told me how I am getting reincarnated tomorrow. That entity didn't showed its face and only conversed with me by its voice .Fun Fact - I had to use my two senses only that is hearing and speaking. isnt that Godlike? But since I was in a dream I wonder how that works.I am getting confused so let's leave it here.
Though I wonder if that entity is male or female or maybe. Ughhhh! cant imagine the combination.
As I was saying the entity said to me that I don't deserve to live and by default would be transferring me to a world that I deserve.
And I woke up to see a crowded place. An airport filled with dead people to be exact. Since I was being picked up by dead jet sooner than what was expected I got an economy class seat and a gift of reminiscent but with one condition that the next world shouldn't know about it or else say bye bye to it . They said first class and business class is reserved for people who have done sins but not as many as the economy class . Economy class was full and first class and business were barely filled. One of crew member came to me that I should have been seated in the plane toilet considering my sins.I knew it wasn't true because dead men tell no... I mean dead people don't excrete . Sorry If I made you lose your appetite.(I had worst words but I considered about my stalkers appetite and I am a God that's why)
In the dead jet there a was conversation going on how a guy and his wife were kicked out of the plane because two people have their reincarnation the other day.I guess the person they are talking about is me.
After some time we soon reached the main office of the dead which was probably on the cloud nine considering how high we were(not in a drunk way).Explains the need for Aircraft.
The people got out of the plane and looked around cluelessly . Seems like they have never died before. Reapers came that looked like harry potter Azkaban Dementors and scanned our boarding passed and started dividing our group .Mine case seemed to be unique since in my group if it can even be called a group since I was the only one walking with the Dementor. Dementor gave me my reincarnation form and left me in a room where a lone desk with two people in the queue were standing.
I got in the queue and looked at the form till my turn came.
FORM OF REINCARNATION
Name-Skylar ID-I5JGTJ Reincarnation Date- 5th October 2017
Date of Birth- 20 September 2000
Date of Death- 4th October 2017
Choose your preference of the world you would like to die again in?
Naruto.
SPECIAL CASE -NO LIBERTY OF SELECTION.
Gifts-(there's a limit of what you can have)
1. Reminiscent
2. (blank)
DSB(DEAD SERVICES BUREAU) all rights reserved
I sweat dropped at the rights reserved tthing .these being also need rights?
Soon my turn came and the lady looked at me and went to see the form.
"You don't seem to want your 2nd gift. do ya?"
"2nd gift? I thought it was left blank on purpose. But whatever can I fill it now?"
"Hurry. I still have people in the queue that I need to attend to"
I looked back and saw that there was nobody behind me but since I didn't want to waste any more time I filled the form without any further ado.
"Go to the teleportation room" the lady said
"But where..."Before I could finish the sentence the lady pointed up and I got the idea.
There was an arrow pointing to the place where I needed to go .The same as like in a game where an arrow points where to go.
A worker came to me and asked if I knew why I was being transferred so qucikly. I said no and then the worker told me two reasons.
1. Earth needed to get rid of an asshole like myself quickly.
2. The higher ups are bored.
The room where I am now was filled with many. I got in the queue and waited for my turn. There was a teleporting device teleporting people who knows where. I gave the stamped form to the person working there and went inside the teleporting machine thingy and I went on journey to start my new life.
Though I bet you would like to know what I had written in the 2nd gift , I wasn't sure myself that it would get approved since it was written that there's a limit to what I can have but since it wouldn't hurt to try. So I gave it a shot and what I had written was -
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GODHOOD!
Well, Old habits die hard they say.
Hiiiii !
Author here
I don't know if I will continue it. Maybe I will.
Maybe it is good as a One-Shot.
THANK YOU FOR READING!