Heh. This is something rather different. Thanks to Yasashii for lending me the ever-precious Bishounen Camera! ARIGATOU! =^_^= No real warnings here, except for yaoi, but when you read a fic by me, that's expected, ne? Anyway, on with the ficcyness! Enjoy, minna!
"The Bishounen Camera"
by Shinigami Baby
Shinigami Baby looked down at the beautiful gift she borrowed from a certain kitsune we all know named Yasashii. Her blue-green eyes grew large and sparkly and a little smile crept onto her mouth, baring small neko fangs.
"The Bishounen Camera..." She whispered in awe, wiping a spec of drool from her lip. She stroked the camera gently as if it were a sleeping child, contemplating her first vict- err, *subject*. Her mind flooded with images of fan-girl's drool-worthy, glompable bishounen. Trowa Barton. Duo Maxwell. Trowa Barton. Quatre Raberba Winner. Trowa Barton. Zechs Merquise. Trowa Barton. Wufei Chang. Trowa Barton...
After some careful consideration and a small headache, Shinigami Baby came to her decision. "So many choices, but I think Trowa Barton will be the first." She said thoughtfully. Readers everywhere sweatdropped.
Using the special Bishounen Radar, which is installed in EVERY drooling fan-girl, Shini-chan had no trouble at all locating her first vict- err *subject*. The circus. Shinigami Baby took in a deep breath as she watched a delicious, sexy, sweat-covered Trowa exit the tent. It took all of her strength and self-control to keep her from running over there and glomping a very unsuspecting Trowa.
Instead, she sat on the ground and placed the camera on a large rock, turning it on herself and hitting record. "Ohayou. This is Shinigami Baby here on the territory of a Bishounen. Today's vict-err *subject* is..." her eyes got all huge and sparkly "Trrrrowa Barrrton..." She purred. "Trowa is what we call a 'Uni-bang Bishounen'. This means instead of having normal bangs like most Bishounen, our dear Trowa has one really big one. This paticular Uni-Bang Bishounen enjoys animals, the flute, and kawaii little blonde heirs named Quatre Raberba Winner... and now, minna-san... THE FUN PART!!!"
She grabbed the camera and put it on her shoulder, filming as she walked. "These creatures I am passing are called 'extras'. Their job is small, but oh so important. They provide the Uni-Bang Bishounen with a job and den, the latter of which, we are approaching now..."
"OI! Who are you?!" A voice shouted off-camera.
Shinigami Baby turned around and focused the camera on a scantily clad young woman. "Ahh.. it is the Overly-Protective-Sister Shoujo."
"What the hell?" Catherine demanded. "Do you have permission to be here, neko-woman?"
Shinigami Baby's neko ears twitched as she thought of a lie. "Uhh... I'm here on a job... for Quatre-sama. Heh heh."
"That's unlikely!" Catherine said, folding her arms.
"Oh?"
"Hai. Why would Quatre send you here if he's here already? Hmm?"
"Quatre's here TOO?!" Shinigami Baby felt the sparkles surround her... again. Not only would she get Trowa on tape, but Quatre too? Kami-sama.. Life doesn't get much better. Maybe she could even get a nice lemony scene... hmmm the possibilities... "NANI!? When was I put out HERE!?" Shinigami Baby wondered as she found herself back outside the circus camp area. "Hn. They must've hauled me off while I was thinking of nice yaoi things between Trowa and Quatre." She stood up and brushed the dirt off her tail. "No matter! I WILL get them on tape! For the sake of fan-girls EVERYWHERE!!!"
She reached over for the Bishounen Camera and made her way back to Trowa's trailer, this time a little more discretely. She went AROUND the camp instead of right through it, and she was especially careful of avoiding the Overly-Protective-Sister Shoujo. Once she reached Trowa's trailer, she set the camera in one of the back windows and hit record. She cleared her throat and began her narrative.
"This is the habitat of the Uni-Bang Bishounen. Here we notice that although being a rather tall creature, he lives in a rather enclosed area. Note the small, twin-sized bed. Not exactly accomidating for having guests." Shinigami Baby gasped when Trowa came into view. "H-here is our subject, Trowa Barton... and he... he's not wearing a shirt......." She didn't bother to wipe the drool from her mouth, she didn't even notice it, really. "He seems to be preparing for his nightly bed routine, apparently he has just gotten out of the shower. He is now approaching his sleeping area and pulling back the blankets."
A knock came to the trailer door.
Trowa looked up from his bed. "Who is it?" He called.
"Special delivery! The universe's greatest love!" An effeminite voice called from behind the door.
The corners of Trowa's mouth curved upwards slightly as he walked over to the door and opened it. Instantly, a slightly smaller boy threw himself into Trowa's arms.
"Aww..." Shinigami Baby mused. "This is apparently the Uni-Bang Bishounen's koi, the Tenshi Bishounen..."
"I missed you so much, Tro-chan..."
Trowa ruffled Quatre's hair affectionately. "I missed you as well. How have things been on the colony?"
Quatre looked up at him with loving, but sad eyes. "It's lonely there without you, koi."
Trowa lowered his head and met Quatre's lips for a short kiss.
"It's lonely here, too..." Trowa said.
Quatre squeezed Trowa tighter, burying his head in his chest.
"This is the angsty moment expected in almost every yaoi fanfic... unless it's that comedy crap that I write... oh well. Angst also makes for very good lemons... heh heh." Shinigami Baby said, while filming.
Trowa kissed the top of Quatre's head. "Don't be sad, tenshi. At least we can be together tonight."
"I still wish you didn't have to leave so soon. You've only been on this colony for a week." Quatre said.
"I know, but that's life in the circus. Traveling is required." Trowa sat down on the bed.
Quatre sat beside him, one hand resting on his thigh. "But I always miss you when you're away."
"And I miss you terribly."
"Do you know when I'll be able to see you again?" Quatre asked.
"I'm not sure. A week, two weeks, maybe even a month."
Quatre laid down. "A month? You'll forget about me, won't you?"
Trowa turned around and faced him. "Never. How can I forget you if you haunt my dreams everynight?"
Quatre's mouth opened in surprise, but no words came out. Trowa took this opportunity to fill it with his tongue.
"Whoa..." Shinigami Baby said. "I think I know where this is going..."
The next morning...
Quatre rolled over and nuzzled at Trowa's neck. "Trowa... it's morning, wake up."
Trowa made a few mumbling sounds and grabbed a pillow, hugging it tightly. "Nnnn.. Quatre..."
Quatre frowned. "I'M OVER HERE, BAKA!" He shouted, grabbing the pillow and whacking Trowa over the head with it.
Trowa sat up and felt his head. Then he looked over at Quatre. He pulled the blonde into his arms and kissed his neck. "Good Morning, koi..."
Quatre squirmed a bit. "Don't tease, I have to get home, and you need to pack your stuff. You're moving today, remember?" Trowa was teasing him a bit too much.
"Ooh, what's that, hmm? Happy to see me?" Trowa asked, stroking him.
Quatre's face turned red. "Trowa, don't tease me like this, you have to get ready to go mmmmrph!"
Trowa silenced Quatre with a forceful kiss, then suddenly stopped.
"Did you hear that?" Trowa asked.
"HEY! Don't stop!" Quatre demanded.
"No, I'm serious, I hear something outside... listen."
Outside the trailer, Shinigami Baby was curled in a ball snoring like there was no tomorrow.
"Oh Allah, is it a monster?" Quatre asked.
Trowa shook his head and got out of the bed. He walked over to the door.
"Trowa!" Quatre shouted.
Trowa turned around. "Hmm?"
"Clothes..." Quatre suggested.
Torwa looked down and realized that he was naked. "Oh." He blushed and threw some pants on before stepping out of the trailer. He followed the noise to the back of his trailer where he found a sleeping neko-shoujo. Trowa cleared his throat. Nothing happend. He shook her a bit with his foot.
Shinigami Baby sat up. "C'mon, Mommy.. 5 more minutes..." She mumbled.
Trowa raised an eyebrow. "Oi, I'm not your mother."
She opened one eye, then both of them. "Oh. My. GOD!" She happily shrieked as she glomped Trowa.
"AAAGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Trowa shouted.
Catnerine ran around the corner and spotted Shinigami Baby. "YOU again!?" She grabbed the Bishounen Camera and handed it to Shinigami Baby. "Remove yourself from my brother, take your camera, and get the HELL outta here!"
Shinigami Baby remembered what was on the tape and grabbed it quickly, then ran off, leaving a smoke cloud behind her. Trowa and Catherine sweatdropped.
A few hours later...
"...And that concludes my coverage of the Uni-bang Bishounen. Arigatou and Oyasumi." She reached over and shut the camera off.
END
"The Bishounen Camera"
by Shinigami Baby
Shinigami Baby looked down at the beautiful gift she borrowed from a certain kitsune we all know named Yasashii. Her blue-green eyes grew large and sparkly and a little smile crept onto her mouth, baring small neko fangs.
"The Bishounen Camera..." She whispered in awe, wiping a spec of drool from her lip. She stroked the camera gently as if it were a sleeping child, contemplating her first vict- err, *subject*. Her mind flooded with images of fan-girl's drool-worthy, glompable bishounen. Trowa Barton. Duo Maxwell. Trowa Barton. Quatre Raberba Winner. Trowa Barton. Zechs Merquise. Trowa Barton. Wufei Chang. Trowa Barton...
After some careful consideration and a small headache, Shinigami Baby came to her decision. "So many choices, but I think Trowa Barton will be the first." She said thoughtfully. Readers everywhere sweatdropped.
Using the special Bishounen Radar, which is installed in EVERY drooling fan-girl, Shini-chan had no trouble at all locating her first vict- err *subject*. The circus. Shinigami Baby took in a deep breath as she watched a delicious, sexy, sweat-covered Trowa exit the tent. It took all of her strength and self-control to keep her from running over there and glomping a very unsuspecting Trowa.
Instead, she sat on the ground and placed the camera on a large rock, turning it on herself and hitting record. "Ohayou. This is Shinigami Baby here on the territory of a Bishounen. Today's vict-err *subject* is..." her eyes got all huge and sparkly "Trrrrowa Barrrton..." She purred. "Trowa is what we call a 'Uni-bang Bishounen'. This means instead of having normal bangs like most Bishounen, our dear Trowa has one really big one. This paticular Uni-Bang Bishounen enjoys animals, the flute, and kawaii little blonde heirs named Quatre Raberba Winner... and now, minna-san... THE FUN PART!!!"
She grabbed the camera and put it on her shoulder, filming as she walked. "These creatures I am passing are called 'extras'. Their job is small, but oh so important. They provide the Uni-Bang Bishounen with a job and den, the latter of which, we are approaching now..."
"OI! Who are you?!" A voice shouted off-camera.
Shinigami Baby turned around and focused the camera on a scantily clad young woman. "Ahh.. it is the Overly-Protective-Sister Shoujo."
"What the hell?" Catherine demanded. "Do you have permission to be here, neko-woman?"
Shinigami Baby's neko ears twitched as she thought of a lie. "Uhh... I'm here on a job... for Quatre-sama. Heh heh."
"That's unlikely!" Catherine said, folding her arms.
"Oh?"
"Hai. Why would Quatre send you here if he's here already? Hmm?"
"Quatre's here TOO?!" Shinigami Baby felt the sparkles surround her... again. Not only would she get Trowa on tape, but Quatre too? Kami-sama.. Life doesn't get much better. Maybe she could even get a nice lemony scene... hmmm the possibilities... "NANI!? When was I put out HERE!?" Shinigami Baby wondered as she found herself back outside the circus camp area. "Hn. They must've hauled me off while I was thinking of nice yaoi things between Trowa and Quatre." She stood up and brushed the dirt off her tail. "No matter! I WILL get them on tape! For the sake of fan-girls EVERYWHERE!!!"
She reached over for the Bishounen Camera and made her way back to Trowa's trailer, this time a little more discretely. She went AROUND the camp instead of right through it, and she was especially careful of avoiding the Overly-Protective-Sister Shoujo. Once she reached Trowa's trailer, she set the camera in one of the back windows and hit record. She cleared her throat and began her narrative.
"This is the habitat of the Uni-Bang Bishounen. Here we notice that although being a rather tall creature, he lives in a rather enclosed area. Note the small, twin-sized bed. Not exactly accomidating for having guests." Shinigami Baby gasped when Trowa came into view. "H-here is our subject, Trowa Barton... and he... he's not wearing a shirt......." She didn't bother to wipe the drool from her mouth, she didn't even notice it, really. "He seems to be preparing for his nightly bed routine, apparently he has just gotten out of the shower. He is now approaching his sleeping area and pulling back the blankets."
A knock came to the trailer door.
Trowa looked up from his bed. "Who is it?" He called.
"Special delivery! The universe's greatest love!" An effeminite voice called from behind the door.
The corners of Trowa's mouth curved upwards slightly as he walked over to the door and opened it. Instantly, a slightly smaller boy threw himself into Trowa's arms.
"Aww..." Shinigami Baby mused. "This is apparently the Uni-Bang Bishounen's koi, the Tenshi Bishounen..."
"I missed you so much, Tro-chan..."
Trowa ruffled Quatre's hair affectionately. "I missed you as well. How have things been on the colony?"
Quatre looked up at him with loving, but sad eyes. "It's lonely there without you, koi."
Trowa lowered his head and met Quatre's lips for a short kiss.
"It's lonely here, too..." Trowa said.
Quatre squeezed Trowa tighter, burying his head in his chest.
"This is the angsty moment expected in almost every yaoi fanfic... unless it's that comedy crap that I write... oh well. Angst also makes for very good lemons... heh heh." Shinigami Baby said, while filming.
Trowa kissed the top of Quatre's head. "Don't be sad, tenshi. At least we can be together tonight."
"I still wish you didn't have to leave so soon. You've only been on this colony for a week." Quatre said.
"I know, but that's life in the circus. Traveling is required." Trowa sat down on the bed.
Quatre sat beside him, one hand resting on his thigh. "But I always miss you when you're away."
"And I miss you terribly."
"Do you know when I'll be able to see you again?" Quatre asked.
"I'm not sure. A week, two weeks, maybe even a month."
Quatre laid down. "A month? You'll forget about me, won't you?"
Trowa turned around and faced him. "Never. How can I forget you if you haunt my dreams everynight?"
Quatre's mouth opened in surprise, but no words came out. Trowa took this opportunity to fill it with his tongue.
"Whoa..." Shinigami Baby said. "I think I know where this is going..."
The next morning...
Quatre rolled over and nuzzled at Trowa's neck. "Trowa... it's morning, wake up."
Trowa made a few mumbling sounds and grabbed a pillow, hugging it tightly. "Nnnn.. Quatre..."
Quatre frowned. "I'M OVER HERE, BAKA!" He shouted, grabbing the pillow and whacking Trowa over the head with it.
Trowa sat up and felt his head. Then he looked over at Quatre. He pulled the blonde into his arms and kissed his neck. "Good Morning, koi..."
Quatre squirmed a bit. "Don't tease, I have to get home, and you need to pack your stuff. You're moving today, remember?" Trowa was teasing him a bit too much.
"Ooh, what's that, hmm? Happy to see me?" Trowa asked, stroking him.
Quatre's face turned red. "Trowa, don't tease me like this, you have to get ready to go mmmmrph!"
Trowa silenced Quatre with a forceful kiss, then suddenly stopped.
"Did you hear that?" Trowa asked.
"HEY! Don't stop!" Quatre demanded.
"No, I'm serious, I hear something outside... listen."
Outside the trailer, Shinigami Baby was curled in a ball snoring like there was no tomorrow.
"Oh Allah, is it a monster?" Quatre asked.
Trowa shook his head and got out of the bed. He walked over to the door.
"Trowa!" Quatre shouted.
Trowa turned around. "Hmm?"
"Clothes..." Quatre suggested.
Torwa looked down and realized that he was naked. "Oh." He blushed and threw some pants on before stepping out of the trailer. He followed the noise to the back of his trailer where he found a sleeping neko-shoujo. Trowa cleared his throat. Nothing happend. He shook her a bit with his foot.
Shinigami Baby sat up. "C'mon, Mommy.. 5 more minutes..." She mumbled.
Trowa raised an eyebrow. "Oi, I'm not your mother."
She opened one eye, then both of them. "Oh. My. GOD!" She happily shrieked as she glomped Trowa.
"AAAGH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Trowa shouted.
Catnerine ran around the corner and spotted Shinigami Baby. "YOU again!?" She grabbed the Bishounen Camera and handed it to Shinigami Baby. "Remove yourself from my brother, take your camera, and get the HELL outta here!"
Shinigami Baby remembered what was on the tape and grabbed it quickly, then ran off, leaving a smoke cloud behind her. Trowa and Catherine sweatdropped.
A few hours later...
"...And that concludes my coverage of the Uni-bang Bishounen. Arigatou and Oyasumi." She reached over and shut the camera off.
END