I do not own dragon ball z or any of the characters in this story.
Wow school is REALLY time consuming. anyways has anyone noticed that Goku is down on his luck in my stories? Dont ask me why I do it. I dont even know why.
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Goku sat in the quad of the Capsule Corperation with Bulma and Chi Chi. "You guys I think theres something wrong with Vegeta."
Bulma looked up from her conversation with Chi Chi. "Whys that Goku?"
"Well he keeps coming to my house in the middle of the night and kicking me in the nuts."
"Damn him, Ill have to talk to him."
"Yeah, I dont exactly appreciate him coming and harrassing my husband."
"You know, it really hurts too." Goku looks kind of sad.
All of a sudden Piccolo flys down to where everyone is. "I just saw Vegeta flying over here and he looks kind of pissed. He said something about Goku."
Goku's eyes widend and he starts to quiver. "Oh no."
Vegeta lands in the quad where everyone is and is SSJ 2. He has a really pissed expression on his face. "Hello Kakkorott."
"Uuuuuuuh, hey Vegeta what can I do for you." Goku runs to Chi Chi for cover.
"Dont worry Kakkorott. Im not going to you."
"Oh really?" Goku comes out from behind Chi Chi.
"Really Kakkorott, you are such a dumbass." Vegeta raises his leg and is about to kick Goku in the nuts.
Just when Vegeta almost hit Goku, Chi Chi got in front of Vegeta and punch him in the nuts. "DAMN YOU!!!! STOP HARRASSING MY HUSBAND!!!!!!"
Vegeta fell over. He couldnt talk.
"Gee Chi Chi, what was that for?"
"Shut up Goku!"
"DAMN YOU WOMAN!!!!!! YOU STUPID HUSBAND HAS BEEN HARRASSING ME IN THE WORST WAY!!!!"
"Chi Chi? Was he going to hurt me again?"
"Yes Goku. He was."
"THANK YOU CHI CHI!!!! I think that this calls for the happy dance." Goku tried to grab Chi Chi's hand but before he could she turned around and kicked him in the nuts. "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Goku fell down to the ground. Vegeta got up.
"Dont you ever EVER try to make me do that stupid dance!"
"See woman, thats the way hes been harrassing me. He keeps doing that damned happy dance in my dreams. I cant stand it."
Chi Chi's eyes widend. "Oh, in that case, have fun. Im going home."
"NO CHI CHI!!! YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME HERE!!!!!!"
Vegeta just smiled evily down at Goku, "Shut up Kakkorott!!!! Lets see how much of a Super Saiyan you REALLY are. Ready?"
Goku put his hands up, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!! CHI CHI!!!!"
"Good bye Goku."
Vegeta started to kick Goku in the nuts over and over again.
"AAAAAHHHH I PROMISE NOT TO DO THE HAPPY DANCE EVER AGAIN!!!!"
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Two weeks later....................
Goku walks into the kitchen of his house. "Hey Chi Chi. Hows it going?"
"Good, Im making you a cake for going 2 weeks with out doing that stupid happy dance or song or hug."
"YAY!!!" Goku runs up to Chi Chi and hugs her. Then he starts to sing the happy dance. "I AM SO HAPPY!!! I GET A CAKE!!!"
"DAMNIT GOKU!!!" Chi Chi pushed Goku away and hits him in the face with an iron frying pan.
(Well thats it. I know its probably not that funny but I needed to bring something out. Im in the middle of making another one that has funnier stuff in it. please review)
Wow school is REALLY time consuming. anyways has anyone noticed that Goku is down on his luck in my stories? Dont ask me why I do it. I dont even know why.
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Goku sat in the quad of the Capsule Corperation with Bulma and Chi Chi. "You guys I think theres something wrong with Vegeta."
Bulma looked up from her conversation with Chi Chi. "Whys that Goku?"
"Well he keeps coming to my house in the middle of the night and kicking me in the nuts."
"Damn him, Ill have to talk to him."
"Yeah, I dont exactly appreciate him coming and harrassing my husband."
"You know, it really hurts too." Goku looks kind of sad.
All of a sudden Piccolo flys down to where everyone is. "I just saw Vegeta flying over here and he looks kind of pissed. He said something about Goku."
Goku's eyes widend and he starts to quiver. "Oh no."
Vegeta lands in the quad where everyone is and is SSJ 2. He has a really pissed expression on his face. "Hello Kakkorott."
"Uuuuuuuh, hey Vegeta what can I do for you." Goku runs to Chi Chi for cover.
"Dont worry Kakkorott. Im not going to you."
"Oh really?" Goku comes out from behind Chi Chi.
"Really Kakkorott, you are such a dumbass." Vegeta raises his leg and is about to kick Goku in the nuts.
Just when Vegeta almost hit Goku, Chi Chi got in front of Vegeta and punch him in the nuts. "DAMN YOU!!!! STOP HARRASSING MY HUSBAND!!!!!!"
Vegeta fell over. He couldnt talk.
"Gee Chi Chi, what was that for?"
"Shut up Goku!"
"DAMN YOU WOMAN!!!!!! YOU STUPID HUSBAND HAS BEEN HARRASSING ME IN THE WORST WAY!!!!"
"Chi Chi? Was he going to hurt me again?"
"Yes Goku. He was."
"THANK YOU CHI CHI!!!! I think that this calls for the happy dance." Goku tried to grab Chi Chi's hand but before he could she turned around and kicked him in the nuts. "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Goku fell down to the ground. Vegeta got up.
"Dont you ever EVER try to make me do that stupid dance!"
"See woman, thats the way hes been harrassing me. He keeps doing that damned happy dance in my dreams. I cant stand it."
Chi Chi's eyes widend. "Oh, in that case, have fun. Im going home."
"NO CHI CHI!!! YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME HERE!!!!!!"
Vegeta just smiled evily down at Goku, "Shut up Kakkorott!!!! Lets see how much of a Super Saiyan you REALLY are. Ready?"
Goku put his hands up, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!! CHI CHI!!!!"
"Good bye Goku."
Vegeta started to kick Goku in the nuts over and over again.
"AAAAAHHHH I PROMISE NOT TO DO THE HAPPY DANCE EVER AGAIN!!!!"
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Two weeks later....................
Goku walks into the kitchen of his house. "Hey Chi Chi. Hows it going?"
"Good, Im making you a cake for going 2 weeks with out doing that stupid happy dance or song or hug."
"YAY!!!" Goku runs up to Chi Chi and hugs her. Then he starts to sing the happy dance. "I AM SO HAPPY!!! I GET A CAKE!!!"
"DAMNIT GOKU!!!" Chi Chi pushed Goku away and hits him in the face with an iron frying pan.
(Well thats it. I know its probably not that funny but I needed to bring something out. Im in the middle of making another one that has funnier stuff in it. please review)