Steamed hams but with Sam and Sentinel prime
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Sentinel: well Sam I made it despite your directions
Sam: ahh sentinel prime welcome, I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon
Sentinel: grumbles
(Sam walks into the kitchen)
Sam: gasp* (looks at roast) oh eagads my Roast is ruined.
but what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking, ho ho ho delightfully devilish Sam
(Sam tries to sneak out of the house)
Sentinel: SAAAAM
Sam: sentinel I was just uh stretching my calves on the windowstill an impromptu exercise care to join me
Sentinel: why's there smoke coming out of your oven sam
Sam: smoke oh that's not smoke that's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having mmm steamed clams
(Sentinel walks out of the kitchen)
Sam: whew
(Runs to the Burger King)
Sam: Sentinel prime I hope your ready for mouthwatering hamburgers
Sentinel: I thought we we're having steamed clams
Sam: oh no I said steamed hams that's what I call hamburgers
Sentinel:you call hamburger steamed hams
Sam: yes it's a regional dialect
Sentinel: uh-huh what region
Sam: uh LA
Sentinel: really cause I'm from a different planet and I've never and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams
Sam: oh no not on cybertron it's an earth expression
Sentinel: I see
Sentinel: you know the burgers are similar to the one they ones they have on earth
Sam: laughs* oh no patented witwicky burgers old family recipe
Sentinel: for steamed hams
Sam: yes
Sentinel: and your serving me steamed hams dispite the fact they are obviously grilled
Sam: yes well umm whoo well that was good I'm pooped
Sentinel: yes I should be HOLY CRAP WHATS HAPPENING IN THERE
Sam: a good doom wad
Sentinel: A GOOD DOOM WAD, SOMETHING DECENTLY PROGRAMMED WITH A DECENT CAST OF ENEMIES, COOKING FROM ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN
Sam: yes
Sentinel: may I see it
Sam: no
Sam's mom: SAM THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Sam: no mom it's just the northern lights
Sentinel: well Sam you are an odd human but I must say steam a good ham
Sam's mom: HELLLP
(Sam runs back in the house)