It was a fine morning in Ooo, the gummy bears were harvesting jizz from babies everywhere. "holy fuck we are so gay!" Gummy bear said. "I like dicks in my mouth" another gummy bear said and he proceeded to blow Finn and Princess Bubblegum's baby. "Faster faster! Suck like a vacuum!" Finn said. The young couple happily cheered the bear on. After about 7 days the gummy bears realized that babies can't cum. "Sorry Vito, but we gotta scram!" the gay gummy bears said. Finn shat himself in anger. He pulled a 12 gauge shotgun out of Princess Bubblegum's vag. "Oppan Kurt Cobain style!" he yelled as he blew his brains out. "holy motherfucker!" the baby (Cow Semen) yelled. The gummy bears had broken his arms.
Life went on in the Bubblegum household, but Cow Semen couldn't jerk off. He complained to his mama and she agreed to help him. That night she gave Cow Semen a handjob. She saw the nervous look on his face and asked "Honey, you don't have to do this" "I'm not nervous about that, I'm nervous about my cum" "Oh don't worry I have a towel" This fine arrangement went on for a few more days.
On a fine Saturday night Cow Semen was getting a handie when suddenly Bubblegum took her pants and panties off and started to ride him. He came, and from that night on they had a healthy incestous mother/son relationship that lasted until Cow Semen moved out.