A/N: I realized a pattern in the way i post stories. I come up with an idea for a new one every time i'm blocked on another one. So eventually, i wont be updating this one for a while cause i'll be stuck and i'll most likely post a new story to help me over come it. lol. But i really hope that won't happen. lol I love this story idea...i really do. It's so cliche but i love it all the same.

enjoy.

and i don't own harry potter...i just don't...

though i wish i owned George...lol

One:

"To Ron and Hermione!" Molly Weasley cheered happily raising a glass of sparkling clear liquid.

"Yeah to Ron's new ball and chain!" The twins laughed loudly from behind their younger brother, who frowned in reply. The entire Weasley family was crammed into the house's small kitchen as they celebrated the engagement of Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger. The couple was happily holding on to each other lovingly, enjoying their moment in the center of attention. . It hadn't been too long before this that they had walked through the door to tell of their current relationship status.

"So how did you propose, Hermione?" Fred asked, wrapping an arm around her shoulders.

"What makes you think I proposed that I proposed, hmm?" She raised an eyebrow curiously and almost smirked.

"Because Ronnie is too much of a chicken-shit to do it himself," George answered her question while ruffling Ron's already matted hair. He pushed his brother's arm off his shoulder and flattened his hair back to the way it was, scowling as he did so. He cleared his throat and straightened his shirt uncomfortably.

"For your information, I did it all on my own." He told them triumphantly standing up straight and holding his head high. Hermione smiled at his manor and leaned her head on his shoulder.

"Okay, did you take a week to do it, like you did when you asked her out on your first date?" Fred laughed, watching Hermione's face drop as she got angrier at the twins.

"Oh yeah, and that time you wanted to-" George laughed but didn't finish as Ron and Hermione just walked off. "Wonder what it was that I said?" George asked his brother, who only shrugged and they walked into the living room.

"Poor bugger, doesn't know what he's getting himself into," Fred said, pointing his drink in Ron's direction.

"It's social suicide. Once our darling little brother says those dreaded two words, we're never going to see him," George added, before taking a drink from his own glass.

"Why's that?" Harry asked, leaning forward to listen to what their logic was.

"Well you see, once Ronnikins say's I do and kisses the bride, he'll be under her control." Fred told him, looking into the kitchen as he spoke. George nodded in agreement and looked back to Harry.

"But, that doesn't mean, he commits social suicide. Does it?" Harry was confused and was never answered as the twins began talking about how much Ron's going to go through.

"Well, you know it's going to happen to you one day, right guys?" Ginny defended her brother sweetly sitting next to Harry and smiling.

"Nope. We're just going to float on through life; no woman is going to hold us back!" Fred said heroically, taking the last drink from his cup and throwing it into the back of his throat.

"Don't you have a girlfriend George?" Hermione asked evilly ruining their excitement while going to sit on the arm of one of the chairs facing them. George looked at her then at his brother before answering the question directed at him.

"Well, you see. Riley and I aren't too serious about our relationship yet…" He spoke, trying to find the words in his mind but failing. Hermione nodded with a smile.

"You've been dating for two days. How serious can things get?" Ron asked, an eyebrow slightly raised as he let his fiancé sit down on his lap from lack of seating in the room. Fred and George laughed for a moment before the latter stopped to think about it.

"I think the little bugger has a point," he told his brother whilst pointing to Ron. He smiled smugly in their direction before shifting his attention to his mother who was trying to tell the newly engaged couple something, but was having a hard time, seeing as no one was paying attention to her.

"Marriage is a big step Ronald. I trust both of you understand the situation your getting yourselves into. I don't want another Fred incident." She said, looking over at the twins and smiling sympathetically.

The twin in question remained quiet, not wanting to bring the subject of his past up. The reason to his determination to not let any women hold him back was quiet clear to everyone who knew what happened with him and a recent girlfriend. Together they had decided, within a month of them meeting, that they wanted to get married. Fred knew little about her and she knew loads about him. A week before the planned date, Fred's fiancé had gone missing. He figured she had gotten cold feet.

"Mum, that's a subject for another day, okay?" Ginny stepped in, realizing her brother's pained look that had befallen on him.

"I can tell you right here and now, that Riley and I are not going that far. Fred will help me make sure of that!" George laughed, patting his brother on the shoulder.

"Hermione darling will you help me in the kitchen?" Molly asked, standing up from her seat and waiting for her soon to be daughter-in-law to follow. Hermione stood while fixing her dress and walked into the kitchen, sitting down at the table as she did.

"What do you need help with?" She asked, scared of the conversation they might have.

"Hermione, there comes a time in a young lady's life, where she becomes a woman. It usually happens after she gets married to that special person," Mrs. Weasley started trying to find the words she wanted.

"Mrs. Weasley…what are you talking about?" She asked nervously, eyes widening ever few seconds.

"Oh dear, I'm talking about having sex Hermione." Molly said frustrated that she could not find any other words to describe it. Hermione almost fell of her chair in embarrassment.

"I don't think this is the right topic for today, can't we talk about it later. The twins might over here-"

"Too late, we already heard!" George interjected, laughing as he did so. The whole room was quiet and Hermione felt the heat rise in her cheeks and she got up and walked away from a confused, Mrs. Weasley. Everyone but Ron was laughing.

A/n; cough yeah, that kind of sucks, but I like my actual premise of the story. I love this idea and it will get better, I just couldn't think of ways to make this chapter any longer, and what ways than to have Molly talk to Hermione about having sex…I thought that was hilarious. Lol well review and all that junk. Sorry it was so short. Toddles.

Ayla Raspus