Disclaimer: LAWL WELL I DUNT OWN HAREE POTTER OR DIS SAWNG OKAI?
xDDD I mean, I don't own Harry Potter and I don't own 'Finding Out True Love is Blind'. Mkaaaay?

Blame the radio.
xD Cough.
Crack!fic.

Fred: Ah chocolate girl, you're looking like something I want

Cedric: Ah and your little Asian friend she can come if she wants

Neville: I want all the self conscious girls who try to hide who they are with makeup

Snape:You know it's the girl with a frown with the tight pants I really want to shake up

Harry:Hey, carrot juice, I wanna squeeze you away until you bleed

George: And your vanilla friend, well she looks like something I need

Viktor: I want miss little smart girl with your glasses and all your books

Ron: And I want the stupid girl who gives me all those dirty looks

Voldemort: Wind you up and make you crawl to me Tie you up until you call to me

Harry: Ah brown girl with those with the hot pants shaking that thing on the street

Seamus: Yeah and the short girls with the way they crawl knocks me off my feet

Oliver: And all the tough girls who never want me to see them cry

Sirius: And the girls who straight treat me like a dog until the day I die

Lee: Ah chocolate girl, you're looking like something I want

Cedric: Ah and your little Asian friend well she can come if she wants

Dean: I want all the self conscious girls who try to hide who they are with makeup

Dumbledore: You know it's the girl with a frown with the tight pants I really want to shake up

Luna: Hey, carrot juice, I wanna squeeze you away until you bleed

Ron: And your vanilla friend, well she looks like something I need

Percy: I want miss little smart girl with your glasses and all your books

Harry: And I want the stupid girl who gives me all those dirty looks

Ron: Wind me up and make you crawl to me Harry: Tie me up until you call to me

Harry: Wind you up and make you crawl to me Ron: Tie you up until you call to me