Along Came Craig's Girlfriend
By Shadowgate
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Craig woke up and hit the shower. Before going down to breakfast he reflected on how his "relationship" with Tweek had lasted a few days. It's not that he hated holding Tweek's hand, far from it.
He told Tweek on the day they let go of each other's hands that he did care about him as a friend. Tweek told Craig "thank you for everything" because Craig had lifted him his spirit.
Today after school Craig would meet up for a date with a new student named Diane Foster. She'd been a student at South Park Elementary School for just three days. During those three days she made quite a BIG DEBUT!
After breakfast he took off to the bus stop.
Racing thoughts were going through his head. Would this date work out? How would it work out period considering all the girls in South Park Elementary School dumped their boyfriends? He knew he'd be the only boy in school with a girlfriend.
It wasn't long before the bus arrived. On the way to school he sat quietly on the bus thinking about how Diane Foster had generally been a bitch to everyone through her first three days of school.
The first day of school was logically the first day she met all the fourth grade kids of South Park.
She soon confessed to having a crush on Craig Tucker. Of course when she confessed that to Bebe Stevens that was when Bebe told her about the mass breakup due to the troll.
Of course Diane said "I'm not going to let this troll stop me from starting a romance with this boy."
Bebe responded "you barely know the girls here much less the boys. How do you know Craig is your type?"
Diane answered "well I'll find out if he is or he isn't. Right now I want to deal with that troll. Who's the troll that caused all the girls to say 'no dating boys?"
Bebe pointed to Eric Cartman.
To Be Continued