The Adventures of Sanseiu and Tamasii
Chapter One
WARNING, THIS IS A SANSEIU DISCLAIMER: These characters ain't ours. Use 'em if you wish, but if ya get suuuuuued it ain't our flippin' problem, got it?
Tamasii: Hi, there. I'm Tamasii, and I'm one of two Mabudachilovers. Thank you, thank you oh so much for reading. (I was Shigure and Kyo lover Elemental Masters but... Now I'm not.) Okay here's Sanseiu.
?Sanseiu:...Hello...Heh heh...Doggie doo doo...Yum...
Sanseiu-whacks imposter with a table- Burn in hell, Amidasu.
Amidasu-under the table with dramatic tears running down face- I'm sorry...but...doggie doo doo...and...I...love you SANSEIU! –Jumps out from under the table and at Sanseiu in a major glompage-
(Tamasii in background with a giant sweatdrop)
Sanseiu: HOLY SHIT BACK OFF! I AIN'T LIKE THAT YA KNOW! –Gets up and makes an attempt to run-
Amidasu-holding onto Sanseiu's neck- I don't caaaaaare! You're awesome Sanseiu, and you're enough like a guy anyways!
Sanseiu: STOP PULLING A SHUUICHI ON ME DAMMIT! GET. OFF. MY. NECK!
Amidasu-releases Sanseiu and drops down on knees- you...won't...love...me...Sanseiu...? –Jumps up- WELL THEN NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU AGAIN! –Starts chanting-
Sanseiu: Ay! Tama-Chan, she's chanting again! RUN! –Smirks and laughs-
(Giant portal opens)
(Sanseiu in the background kicking Amidasu.)
Tamasii: uhm...Sanseiu...? –Gets sucked into the portal- Ayah! Sansieu!
Sanseiu-turns around just in time to see Tamasii get sucked in- Ay! Tama-Chan! –Runs into the portal-
Amidasu-double blink- I did that...? –Walks in after them-
(Now, Finally, TO THE STORY!)
"YAAAAAAGH!" Tamasii yells as she falls out of the other end of the portal. She rubs the back of her head and looks around, "W-where am I...?" She jumps up and looks around frantically, "Ah! Sanseiu! Where are you! Amidasu?" She falls down on her knees again, "...I'm all alone here..."
"Ay! What the hell!" Sanseiu comes flying out of the portal and lands on a cushion plant like thingy, "Hey, Tamasii. Where the hell are we?"
"You're in my world. The world of Fruits Basket." Amidasu says as she calmly walks out of the portal, "You are trapped in it."
"The world of fruit baskets?" Sanseiu says, "I don't see any fruit, and the world is not a basket, so what the hell do you mean?"
"Uhm, Sanseiu...? It's Fruits Basket. Not fruit baskets." Tamasii says quietly, "Maybe we can meet Shigure...and Kyo...and Haru...and –"
Right then a girl pushed past them, "I'm sorry! But I'm late! Forgive me, I'm in a hurry!" She continued running.
"Hold on a minute, kid." Sanseiu grabs the girl's hair and stops her, "Just where the hell are you going in such a hurry?"
"I'm going to school, and I'll be late if you don't let me go, I'm sorry for bumping into you, I really am, and I'd thank you if you'd let go now, please." She looked at her watch, "AH! I'M LATE! PLEASE LET GO! I'LL BE LATE FOR CLASS!"
"Miss!" a voice called off in the distance, "Oh, miiiiiss! Stop right there!"
A girl about Tamasii's height came waddling up to the girl, and said in a loud obnoxious voice, "Miss Tohru, it's Saturday!"
"What? It is? OH NO! I NEED TO GET HOME RIGHT AWAY A-AND MAKE BREAKFAST FOR THEM!" She somehow gets loose of Sanseiu's grip on her hair, and sped off the opposite direction, screaming all the way, "They'll be so mad at me when they wake up and find breakfast not there waiting! Noooooo..."
Sanseiu looked at the strands of hair still left in her hand, looked to Tamasii, then the strange waddling girl, then back to the place that Tohru dissapeared over the hill, "What. The. Hell...?"
Tamasii also looked over to where Tohru disappeared, "...Maybe we should follow her...after all, she's the main character, and she knows Shigure...and Kyo...and Haru...and—"
"ENOUGH ALREADY! I'M THE VILLAIN!" Amidasu yelled out, "I MADE THE PORTAL, I BROUGHT YOU HERE AND—"
Sanseiu starts walking off down the hill, "Come on, Tamasii. Let's go." Tamasii walks after her.
"GET BACK HERE! SANSEIU!" Amidasu yelled after them, "...please...?"
"BITE ME!" Sanseiu yelled back to her, and keeps walking, not looking back.
"I-I STILL LOVE YOU!"
"WHAT?"
"I STILL LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOUUU!"
"WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS, YOU TRIED!"
"...NEVERMIND!"
"WHAT?"
"Amidasu walks off, in a rage, as a small, narrator type guy who is too short for his loooooow pitched voice walks in, "What will they do next time? Find out on The Adventures of Sanseiu and Tamasii." Suddenly, a rock hits him in the head."
"SHUT UP!" Amidasu called to him.
"I'M ONLY DOING MY JOB! And, by the way, LEAVE LOTS OF REVIEWS!"