I was a little irritated while looking for somthing to drink the other day and somehow it spawned this short story in my head...
I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
Juicy Details
Zexion glared over irritably at Xigbar as the older nobody sighed once again as he set another bottle of juice down. "Will you just hurry up and pick something out already? I've got better things to spend time with you." he said acidly.
"Oh yes I'm sure that romance novel is just dying for you to masturbate to it some more." Xigbar grumbled as he picked up yet another bottle only to quickly set it down.
"You sick bastard, look it's all juice."
"Yes, But do you realize how much of a pain it is to find something without asuflame potassium or high fructose corn syrup? One kills you slowly, while the other makes you sluggish and jacks up you blood sugars. It's a real pain Vexen's allergic to the sweeteners and Larxene's enough of a bitch without making her chemically imbalanced." He mournfully looked at another bottle. "You'd think that we're better off serving them water so the rest of us don't have to suffer."
"Aren't you always saying 'your body is a temple or other' and 'good in, good out'?"
"Yeah well that doesn't apply to juice damn it."
"Just by the damn Ocean Spray, it's the only one I see that says it doesn't have corn syrup in it."
Xigbar frowned. "I don't like cranberry…"
"Oh for the love of Kingdom Hearts!"