Author's Note: This is my eighteenth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, Dr Cockroach Ph.D from 'Monsters Vs. Aliens' Vs. the Mad Hatter from American McGee's Alice. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.

I've always wanted to do this rap battle, but then another idea would come along and push it to the side. So you can say this is a procastinated rap battle.

But since there's no other ideas I have at the moment, I thought I'd only focus on this rap battle for the time being.

BTW, if you want to work with me on a rap battle, tell me. I'm already working on a project with SSBBFan.

And of course, I give all credit to Peter Alexis Shukoff (Aka. Nice Peter) and Lloyd Leonard Alqhist (Aka. Epic Lloyd) for creating the Epic Rap Battles Of History series.

Epic Rap Battles Of History!

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D

Vs.

American McGee's Mad Hatter!

(Mad Hatter)

Hello, Doctor! Welcome to Wonderland!/

It's rather chaotic though. Here, I'll lend you a hand.

The whole of Wonderland will be shaped into nothing but malice/

But hey! Don't blame me! The one who started it was Alice!

I'll damage your rapping skills internally like a pollutant/

You call yourself a monster? You're more like a mutant.

I'm a genius, you're just a low-life horribly deformed hack/

So do me a favour and cut me some slack, you quack!

(Dr. Cockroach)

I'm not a quack Hatter! I'm a mad scientist! /

At least I didn't rebuild myself with useless appliances.

What's with the riddle? 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?'/

You make robots out of kids? How grotesque!

Your unethical experiments are just far from splendid/

And I'm certain you're the character that Lewis Carroll intended (!)

I'll rebuilt you into scrape metal! Why? Because I can! /

I'll call you Darth Vader 'cause you're more machine than man.

(Mad Hatter)

You're the same old mad scientist from all the movies/

I'll grind your body up and make you into smoothies!

A shot of my finger rockets and you'll be slain! /

The only thing you're missing is a normal human brain.

I'm too complex for you! I'm just like kinetics/

You'll be upgraded! That's right, you and your genetics!

All my raps are slowly but surely digesting ya! /

You'll lose this battle like your chances with Ginormica!

(Dr. Cockroach)

You better leave Ms. Susan out of this! /

Or else, you'll be meeting The Missing Link's fist.

Explosive tea cups from your hat & finger rockets? /

What's next? Canisters of Tear Gas in your pockets?

Look at you, I think I sense someone feeling shifty/

How can you be certain to win when you look over 50?

It'll be me who'll bring home all the glory/

Now surrender and get out of my laboratory!

Who Won?

Who's Next?
You Decide!