A/N: Hello… it's been a while everyone! Just to get the bad news out, I will not be continuing Hey Blondie!, however I will probably update this one every two weeks, or something like that.
Me: Hey Hermione! Do I own the rights to Harry Potter?
Hermione: ...empty your pocket…
Me: Ok… *lint and candy wrappers fall out of my pocket* Guess I don't! Oh well… *cries in a corner*
7:53 PM The Golden Trio Group chat (plus Ginny, Luna, McGonogal, Dumbledore, Neville, Dean, Seamus and finally occasionally Draco when he figures out how to use a phone)
: HELLO TO THIS WORLD OF HORRORS AND DELIGHTS!
Toosarcastictoweasley: You're one of the horrors- we are all delights Harry
spookyscarySPIDERS: yeah harry good one ginny
OWLlyNEWTS: Honestly, Ron, why can't you use actual grammar?
Narglesandpineapples: (sends bitmoji of herself saying, and looking stressed, I DON'T KNOW!)
PurebloodPrince: Remind me why I'm on here again?
DumblyDory: Draco, this is a school spirit boosting exercise
9LivesLeft: Really, Draco, you're getting a free, new, phone! APPRECIATE IT!
FireFireFire: Guys…
DeadNagini: What now, finnigan?
FireFireFire: Let's just say that the forbidden forest looks really bright tonight
.life: NO SEAMUS HOW WHY NO
FireFireFire: No, no its ok, I just set one tree on fire!
Toosarcastictoweasley: Other trees catch on fire too…
9LivesLeft: PUT YOUR PHONES DOWN AND RUN! WHY ARE YOU IN THE FIRE, FINNIGAN?! OUT! OUT! OUT!
Now that you know all their names, I'll just do initials to make it easier.
HP: Hey Mione, why aren't cookies called bakies, cuz your baking them
HG: Use grammar and I'll tell you.
HP: NEVER
RW: harry, i tried to catch fog the other day…
HP: NO DONT DO IT
RW: mist!
HG: So you can use some grammar!
GW: Harry, guess what?
HP: wat?
GW: I JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO SAY HELLO TO THE CHOSEN ONE! *high fives herself*
HP: thats literally the fifth time you've done that today. :0
HG: Hey Ron, can you get me some chocolate?
RW: sure up in a minute
HG: Thanks!
(continued from last)
HG: Just trick someone into thinking you have cramps, and you have free chocolate!
GW: Good idea…
5 minutes later
HG: GINNY WHAT DID YOU DO EVERYONE IS THROWING CHOCOLATE AT ME AND RUNNING AWAY
GW: Feed the demon! Feed the demon!
HG: I AM NOT A DEMON!