The Second Chuunin Exam

Chapter 1: Waking Up

It was a good morning in Konoha when the sun was about to come up and all the residents were waking up. Except the Naras. They slept.

Inuzuka Kiba woke up from Akamaru barking. "What Akamaru? The Chuunin Exam starts today? Time to get ready!!!!" Kiba said to Akamaru as he raced toward his dresser as fast as Lee without his weights on and ran into it. Akamaru barked at him. "Akamaru, you've done that before and you know it!!!!!!! Anyway, I think I should wear the coat and pants I have a million copies of and I wear everyday. What do you think, Akamaru?" Kiba said. Akamaru barked. "No! I'm not wearing pink!!!!!!!" Akamaru barked again. "No, gray is my favorite color, not pink!!!" Kiba got his coat and pants on and ran to the place where his team was going to meet Kurenai.

Hyuuga Hinata woke up from...... something. I don't know what it was, but it was most likely Neji doing.... something. Evil.

"Oh... today's the Chuunin Exam. I'll go so........... I can fight........... and................ hopefully pass........." said Hinata. So she left. Slowly and quietly. And Kiba ran into her.

"Oh, sorry Hinata!!!!!!! We got to go the the Chuunin Exam Hall Place NOW!!!! We have to meet Kurenai and Shino at the Park in like....."Kiba checked his watch."AHHH!!!!!!!!! We have to get there in FIVE FRIGGEN MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!" Then, Shino came up behind Kiba. He touched Kiba's shoulder and bugs flew out like crazy. All of them went down Kiba's coat.

"Kiba...... I'll get those..........." Shino said.

"SHINO!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR STUPID BUGS ARE FRIGGEN ITCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Kiba yelled. Kiba was itching himself like an Inuzuka. I mean......a dog.

"They'll stop soon...... They just like me. Plus, they arn't stupid. They are intelligent creatures." Shino replied. Just then, all the bugs flew out of Kiba's coat and were flying around Shino. Shino then pulled out a huge bug net and caught all the bugs. And Akamaru. Kiba was freaking out and Akamaru was barking like a paranoid dog being attacked by bugs. Oh wait..... he IS a paranoid dog being attacked by bugs. Well, he was barking like himself. Shino pulled Akamaru out of the net, got all the bugs off him because they were mostly ticks, and gave him to Kiba. Kiba calmed down and they walked to where they were going to meet Kurenai.

Rock Lee woke up and noticed on his calendar that today was the start of the Chuunin Exam. "TODAY IS THE CHUUNIN EXAM!!!!!!! IF I DON'T BECOME A CHUNIN, I WILL KICK THE LOG THREE-THOUSAND TIMES!!!!!!!!!" screamed Lee.

"Will you ever stop being so loud!!!!!!!!!!!????????????" yelled some random villager guy walking by Lee's house. Then, Lee ran off faster than Lee without his weights on. Yeah, he ran faster than himself. You heard me right. And he ran directly into Tenten. And Neji. Then a bunch of other people fell down behind them. From the air, it looked like dominos. Not the pizza, the little things that fall down a lot.

"Oh, sorry guys!!!!!!!!!" yelled Lee. Tenten got up. And so did Neji.

"Where are we going to meet Gai again?"asked Tenten.

"ADDRESS GAI AS GAI-SENSAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ordered Lee.

"Ok....where are we going to meet Gai-Sensai?" asked Tenten again.

" We are meeting him at his house." Neji answered.

"TENTEN WAS ASKING ME, NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND A BATTLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Lee as he got into his stance.

"Uh, no." Neji said.

"Come on!!!!"

"Uh, no." Neji repeated.

"Just a little spar?"

"Uh, no."

"You know you want to."

"No I don't."

"You don't want to fight me because you know I'm going to kick your ass."

"No. I would kick your ass. I just want to get through the Chuunin Exam quickly."

"Break it up!!!" yelled Tenten as she ran towards Gai's house. Lee quickly followed her. And so did Neji. But Lee followed faster.

Shikamaru was still sleeping because he would normally do that and he's a Chuunin. But soon, the doorbell rang and Shikamaru woke up. Shikamaru opened the door to see Chouji and Asuma. Ino is.......busy. Ino needs privicy.

"What do you want? I'm already a Chuunin." said Shikamaru.

"As your teacher, I demand you to watch your teammates take the Chuunin Exam," Asuma said.

"Uh, no. Us Naras feel like sleeping."

"Please??? I'll give you chips!"said Chouji.

"No."

"How about the whole team plays Shougi with you??? As many times you want!!!!"

"Alright.... let me get dressed and put up my hair." said Shikamaru. He was back down in like a figgen' minute. "I'm ready. Where's Ino?"

"I don't know, we knocked on her door and she wasn't there. Maybe she picked up your lazyness."said Chouji.

"Or.... she's spying on Sasuke. She always does that. We can just go to Sasuke's house. She'll be there." said Shikamaru. They walked to Sauke's house.

Uchiha Sasuke woke up and got out of his bed that was shaped like an Uchiha fan. He knew he was gonna become a Chunin because he was..... better than everyone. ESPCIALLY Naruto. He left like he normally does. With his hands in his pockets. And with Ino spying on him. And she followed him. Quietly. Quieter than Hinata. And Chouji, Asuma, and Shikamaru followed Ino. Quickly. And Quietly. Quieter than Ino.

Sasuke walked a little bit and found Naruto laying in the bushes with a black eye. Or maybe two. Sakura was standing in front of him. Sakura turned around to see Sasuke.

"Sasuke!!!! I beat up Naruto for you!!" said Sakura.

"Ow... my eyes...." cried Naruto.

"I can see that. But I don't need you to punch Naruto twice. I can do that myself. I can KNOCK HIM OUT in two friggin' punches." said Sasuke. Naruto got up quickly.

"You CANNOT defeat me! I have a new inner power!!!!!!" yelled Naruto.

"What is it? The ability to be like Tenten?" Sasuke asked sarcastically.

"No!! You'll have to fight me to find out!!" Naruto answered. "And that will be NOW!!!!"

"Fine with me."

"NO!!!!!That will be AFTER the Chuunin Exam." Sakura said. "We have to get to the bridge!!! Kakashi will meet us there!!!!!!"

"He'll be late....."muttered Naruto under his breath.

Asuma, Chouji, and Shikamaru got to Ino because she stopped.

"HEY INO!!!!"said Chouji.

"Eeeeek!!!!!!!"Ino screeched. "Don't do that ever again, Chouji!!!!"

"I didn't know what else to do!!! You said not to tap you on the shoulder, whisper your name, or slap your back!!!!!" replied Chouji. "Plus, Shikamaru told me to do it!!!!! He's smart!!!!!!! I always do what he tells me to do!!!!!!!"

"Shikamaru's here? Asuma, Shikamaru's a Chuunin!!!! He doesn't need to take the Exam!!!"

"Yes, that's true, but Shikamaru needs to observe you so he knows what mistakes he needs not to do when he takes the Jounin Exam!!!" Asuma answered.

"I don't want to become a Jounin. I only came because the whole team has to play Shougi with me." Shikamaru corrected.

"I NEVER AGREED ON PLAYING SHOUGI WITH SHIKAMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Ino.

"Too bad. The agreement was already made. Right, Chouji?"said Shikamaru.

"Uh huh!!!! Shikamaru must be with me so I can pass the Exam!!!!!"Chouji answered.

"Alright, our meeting is at......" Asuma looked at a piece of paper."It's at the Mall! Let's go!!!" They went to the mall. Than, all the teams and the teachers were at their respective places. Except Kakashi and Kurenai. They were doing something. Something......secret. SURPRIZE, SURPRIZE!!!! NARUTO WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!