Some dude: "Once upon a time-"

Zoe (aka me) (interrupts): "Who the hell are you?"

The dude: "I don't remember."

Zoe: "Marik! What did I tell you about mind controlling people in my stories?"

Marik: "not to do it I know." (Pulls out millennium rod and sets the guy free)

The dude: "where am I? And why and I warring a Jockey strap?"

Zoe: "you're in my story and Marik made you ware the jockey strap."

The dude: "oh". (Then he wanders off dreamily)

Zoe: "Okay let's start the story."

Yu-gi-oh on The Oprah Winfrey show!

"Today on Oprah. We will to Females that have had relationship problems in the past with family members or loved ones and want to tell everyone about it. And some more Females who have issues and wants to tell people about it. Now your host Oprah Winfrey." Said some guy who got the job of announcer

"Hello everyone! And welcome to my show. My first guest is Ishizu Ishtar whose brother was being a maniac and she wouldn't give up so she rescued him." said Oprah

Ishizu walks on to the stage and sits down next to Oprah.

"Hi Ishizu." said Oprah

"Hello Oprah." said Ishizu

"Hi. Ummm...so what's your story?"

Then Ishizutells the whole story in extreme detail

"Okay. Well what's the message to the people?"

"To always watch after your brothers!"

"Okay. Thanks for sharing you story. I think. Anyway let's take a commercial break." said Oprah

"Next we talk to Tea Gardner." said the narrator dude

(Commercial)

"Hello I'm Joey Wheeler the best duelist alive-" Joey said

"Ha! Yeah right." Seto says interrupting Joey

"Kaiba? You're not in this commercial!" Says Joey in a annoyed tone

"Well now I am." Replied Seto

"Since when?" Asked Joey

"Since I wanted to, I did." said Seto

"Why you little freak!" Screamed Joey

(Back from the commercial break)

"Well our next guest has been made fun of cause of an obsession of friendship ranting TEA GRANDNER!" said Oprah

Tea walks out falls and starts to whimper and cry and suck her thumb. Then everyone starts to crack up and giggle.

Then Tea stands up and walks over to where Oprah is and tries to sit down but misses the chair by like two inches. Then her eyes start to well up with tears and she starts to cry then she gets up and runes out whimpering.

"Uh, well that was short. And well we've ran out of time. So see you next time on The Oprah Winfrey Show." says Oprah while walking off the stage.

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