A Different Perspective

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of CG nor its characters, but Cheese Kun's intellectual boost is partially my own idea ^^

Well, after editing and re-editing and retyping and etc, I've finally been able to update the first chapter of this series! It took some time, but in the end I just HAD to get it added into the CG archives!

Please read~

Moving Day!

Cheese kun, being the carefree being he was, had little to do day and night other than simply sitting around. But observance had been one of his greatest strengths, so, maybe, it was time to put it into use. Perhaps life might not be so boring after all, considering the crazed events that would soon unfold over the little household of three.

Ah, it was a simple morning, Cheese Kun decided, bright and sunny as always. The wind was gently blowing through the air, with the birds chirping not too far in sight. He himself sat upon a small box by the front of a brick-built house, which was new and cozy as could be. The whole place seemed peaceful, calm, and most importan-

"WITCH, GET DOWN THE HAYSTACK AND DO SOMETHING USEFUL!" a loudly-pitched voice of a boy sounded from the back of a heavily loaded hay cart, followed by a series of grunts. Cheese Kun sighed as he studied the young man. That boy was always the weakest out of the bunch. Why, he himself could lift those boxes easily, if he had limbs, that is.

A head poked out lazily to the side of the wagon as well as a dangling braid of green, "Don't mind me, boya. Besides, you need the exercise." Cheese kun, if he were to have a mouth, would've agreed completely.

"Well, maybe things might've been simpler if you hadn't sneaked FIFTY PACKS OF FROZEN PIZZA into the luggage!" he replied in a sarcastic tone, which apparently failed. Cheese Kun learned today that sarcasm does not do well with extreme manual labor.

"It was forty-three, Lelouch."

"As if that matters," he muttered to himself as the raven-haired boy set down another package of pizza with pepperoni toppings. Those were the best, nodded the observer, after cheese pizzas, of course.

"And here I thought counting pizzas would be easier for a math genius like you after you organized something like the Black Knights," the green-haired immortal gave a sleepy yawn, "Apparently not."

"Just get down here, C.C.!" there were puffs of steam rising from the poor boy.

"Ask nicely to a lady," she smirked as she waved a finger at the teen below. He rolled his eyes, and was about to refuse her with a complaint before deciding otherwise. Smart boy, Cheese Kun approved as he too noticed the mountain of boxes still beside the cart.

"PLEASE get down here and help with the packages," a look of annoyance was plain on the boy's face.

"Now," she smirked, "that's a much better way to ask for help, Lelouch." Taking her time, she hopped down onto her feet, as light as a feather, and momentarily look a view on their new house. "You know," she announced after a couple moments, "the chimneys are a bit too wide. What if people start coming over whenever they smell baked pizzas in the air?"

"Only idiots like you follow pizza scents," the boy huffed as he dumped yet another box to the growing pile within the house, "Besides, we're in a desolated forest, C.C.. There ARE no people."

Cheese Kun chuckled within his head as C.C. continued to ignore Lelouch, "And I think the Pizza Hut poster should go on the front door, Lelouch. Neighbors would be happy to see it."

"JUST HELP ME WITH THE BOXES ALREADY!"

The former grey witch smirked with a twinkle in her amber eyes, "As promised, I'll help." If the boy named Lelouch Vi Britannia had actually been stupid enough to take her seriously, then in no doubt he would be extremely let down by the witch's next action. C.C., being C.C., paced over to Cheese Kun. If he had a mouth, then Lelouch would be staring at a stick of a tongue from a plushy toy that very second as C.C. promptly picked him up and set him inside the kitchen.

"That's...all? CC, get over here and forget that stuffed toy for a second, can you?"

Again, if he had a hand, then no doubt would the 'stuffed toy' smack Lelouch on the head for being such an ignorant person. After all, if Cheese Kun had the power to narrate a story of those two, then of course it must have had the intellect to outsmart a boy, even if he WAS the man who once recreated the world.

Chapter One: End

And, there you go! ^^ I recently found an addiction to Cheese Kun! Anyhow, please review and tell me what you think of the Cheese Kun narration!

- Hoshi Sukai