The Lord Of The Rings 2003: Chapter 1:

Authors Note:Ya wanna know what,this is funny!!! This pg13 thing cause Colta an Niori GOTS A POTTY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway I forgots my bow so I'm not armed..............I'll be going now,baibai!!!!!!!!!!

By:Erin Wood,Funkyfairy,Niori & Colta

The Fellowship had only just left Rivendell two days ago,they were headed for Hollin,to continue there way two Morder.

"How many more leagues Gandalf?" Frodo asked the old wizard.

Gandalf smiled."Many Frodo,many.Do not trouble your mind with numbers."

Frodo smiled.Ever sense he and the others had set out from Rivendell,no matter what the heavy burden was upon him,he was in quite a good mood.

"Is everything alright Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked,coming up beside Frodo.

"Of course t'is Sam." Frodo gave him a reassuring smile.

Sam kept in step with Frodo, suddenly.

"Everyone listen!!" Aragorn hushed them with his hand. Everyone stopped moving and waited.

After a few moments,Pippin spoke."What did you hear?"

"Pippin be quiet!" hissed Merry.

"What is it Aragorn?" Asked Gimli.

"Nothing." He said,and under his breath,muttered."I think."

They walked for another few hours with no trouble except Pippin almost pushing Merry into an ants nest.

Finally they reached some smooth cliffs.Where they started a fire and rested.

"We stay here till sunrise tomorrow." Gandalf told them ."We musn't be too tired."

After settling down their packs,Sam,with the help of Frodo,was cooking something in Sam's various pots and pans.

Legolas sat on a far rock,inspecting his bow.He looked up for a brief second,and his elvish eyes saw something flying towards them. Squinting,he saw a hoard of ravens flying towards them with tremendous speed.

Near the middle,there was a large crow,carrying a large bottle.

"Somethings coming!" The elf cried,jumping off the rock and drawing his bow.

Suddenly Aragorn,Boromir and Gimli appeared beside him,weapons drawn and ready to attack. The four hobbits and the wizard also dreww their swords, waiting for an attack. When the birds appeared within range, Legolas shot off his arrow. He quickly reached into his quiver and pulled another arrow. Legolas's arrow hit a bird, and it fell. The biggest crow dropped the bottle. Legolas shot off his arrow, it pierced the small bottle dead center, causing it to break.

In a flash of light, the fellowship was no longer in middle earth, but someplace dark and crowded.