Translation of my story "Spiders Tattoo – Buffers Rache"... I hope you like it and leave me some comments :) And please excuse me if I am not writing that perfect!

Buffer, Swain, Charge, 2Dads, Spider, Nav and Bomber walked laughing along the pier the Hammersley had landed on. It was a friendship visit on this small island and the majority of the crew had received permission for a shore leave while the XO and the boss would discuss about the details of their next operation with the local authorities.

"RO, you´re such a killjoy, not coming with us!", yelled 2Dads as the group had chosen a bar to go to.

"Why? Just because he wants to avoid to be paired with a transsexual by you? Just leave him be", Buffer defended their comrade while shaking his head. "Let´s go celebrate!"

A few hours later the group of celebrating comrades had split up a bit. Leo had disappeared into some back room to play poker and Charge and Swain were seated at the bar when Nikki and Rebecca returned from the dancefloor.

"Hey, Swain, you still owe me a dance!", Rebecca laughed, already a bit drunk and slung one arm around his shoulder while she sat down on the stool next to him and pulled the tequila bottle to her.

"Where have Buffer and Spider disappeared to once again?", Nikki wondered after ordering herself another cocktail.

"They have downed some more drinks and are now getting another tattoo. At least Buffer – Spider is such a mummys girl, he would never get himself a tattoo!", Charge explained and took a sip of his drink.

"My mum would freak out if I came home with a tattoo...", Swain imitated their comrade and immediately Bomber shot a angry gaze at him.

"I mean, there is hardly anybody on board Hammersley who hasn´t got a tattoo!"

Charge patted on his own upper arm and added:"Same about the whole navy, I guess!"

"Being in the navy doesn´t mean you have to get yourself a tattoo!", Bomber tried to defend young Spider, but this happened to become a dud shot.

"But you also have one!", Nikki grinned and within seconds the eyes of the two older sailors were lying on Rebecca.

"You do have one?!"

"Where? And why didn´t you tell us?"

"Guys!", Bomber yelled, but got interrupted again:"Cool, show it to us!"

"Buffer, where did you left Spider?", Swain wanted to know as he recognized the man who had just arrived.

"He´s with Pauly, sleeping like a baby."

"Why did you left him there?"

"Pauly is not finished yet, so I thought I could come around for another drink!", Buffer explained with an evil smirk. "A little revenge for his last prank!"

"What?! You gave him so much alcohol that he doesn´t even get when somebody gives him a tattoo against his will?!"

"Bomb, calm down. I am already curious what you had in mind, Buff!", Charge grinned. Bomber looked like she would explode any second and hit Buffer into the ground. She could not understand why nobody was saying anything! Buffer put one soothing hand on her shoulder and said:"Bomb, don´t you get that angry, after all you gave me the clue how to get Spider unconscious... Oh, and you have to come with me, I need your help to get Spider back to the ship, he is heavy like wet laundry when he´s drunk!"

"Why should I help you?! You can do this on your own! I hope you will regret what you did when you´re sober again!"

"Why? Well, I could tell him where you did get these ice hockey cards from..."

Bomber glared at him angrily and grumbled:"That´s extortion!"

"Anyway you would like to call it", Buffer smiled triumphantly as Bomber downed one last tequila, got down from her stool and followed Buffer to leave the club.

"Hello, mate", Buffer yelled and entered, closely followed by Bomber, the room in which Pauly made the tattoos and piercings for his costumers.

"Hey Buff, just finished, the little one´s still asleep!"

While he said that the brawny man pointed at Spider, who was located belly downside on a camp bed and snorring noisily. Pauly put one last strap of tape over the compress that covered Spiders shoulder blade and looked up, twinkling at Bomber.

"Is that her?"

"What did he tell you?!", Bomber asked sceptically and rose one eyebrow, watching how Pauly handed Buffer the t-shirt that belonged to Spider.

"Well, I heard the tattoo was dedicated to you!"

"Pauly...", Buffer murmured slightly alerted and then the two men pulled Spider up. "I told you not to listen to the things that drunk Spider says!"

Bomber wanted to enrage a little bit more and ask Buffer what the hell he had done, but just in this moment she got hypnotized by Spiders muscular chest. She just couldn´t look away until Buffer managed to pull the t-shirt over Spiders head. She blinked, being a bit confused and hoped the others hadn´t seen that – she had just acted as if she had never seen some half naked guy!

"Come on, Bomber, hurry, we need to get little Spider into his bed!", Buffer pulled her out of her thoughts and gave her a wave to come to him.

Bomber and Buffer had nearly reached the harbor, both of them had wrapped one of Spiders arms around their shoulders, as Buffer suddenly let go of Spider. Bomber nearly got down to her knees under Spiders weight and protested loudly. "HEY!"

"I think I want to drink another beer with the others! Spider!"

He slapped against Spiders ear whereupon the young men woke up, staring around totally confused. A satisfied grin appeared on Buffers face, then he turned on his heel and just walked away.

"Buffer!", Bomber screamed furiously, but he only waved and answered without looking back:"You will pull it off, I am sure!"

"Hey Bomba...", Spider babbled, looping his arms around her neck, inspecting her with a prurient look. "What´ya doin here?"

"Caring for a drunken idiot!", she growled and pulled him with her, as he definitely tried to slap her ass, but he was so drunk that he could not coordinate and missed her.


I don´t know when I will be able to finish the next chapter, but I will do my best to make it fast :)