Note and Disclaimer: This is just a retelling of the movie Cellular. I don't own it. New line home studios owns it. The only thing different is the names and the characters. Plus I might change a little bit of Dialouge.
The characters: Housekeeper-Gigi
Ricky-Houdini,
Craig-Stitch,
Jessica-Angel,
Chad-Digger,
Chloe-Sapphire Angel who is mentioned in 'Genetically Changed' she is sky blue and is shorter then Angel but other then that she looks like Angel,
'nickname for friend' Nipples-Lilo
Ryan-625
Dimitri-Plasmoid
Ethan-627
Jack-Hammerface
Deason-Heat.
Unknown 5th kidnapper-Thresher
Tara-Victoria
Lawyer-Nosey
Lawyer's mom-Nani
Arrested Guys-Tank, Hunkahunka, Amnesio, Poxy, Felix
Mare-Clip
Mooney-Sparky
Security-Deforestator, Yaarp, Slushy, Holio
School cop-Splodyhead
Drawing guy-Sample
Bayback-Bonnie
Black lady-621, looks like a koala mouse. Basically grey with red eyes.
Howie-cannonball
Cellular store People-Swirly, Finder, Fibber, Kixx, Phantasmo, Topper
Reporters-Yin and Yang.
-More might appear in story
Chapter one- Kidnapped and meeting 625
Angel Pelekai and Houdini Pelekai are seen walking down the street talking about something on the way to the bus.
Houdini was looking at his mom as he appeared to be saying something about a fish tank.
The conversation continued. Angel smirked. "But you know we don't have a fish tank"
"But we could get one." Houdini replied. Angel snickered. "Oh, mister." she said. They happened to be getting closer to the bus stop.
"Mom"
"Yeah"
"Will you still be a science teacher when I get into high school"
Angel thought a minute.
"Hmm." she said. "You never know. Why"
Houdini looked at her. "Because I think it'd be weird having your mom as a teacher"
Angel scoffed mockingly. "I don't. I don't think so. I think it might be kinda neat"
"Why"
Angel stopped a minute and grabbed him in a hug.
"Because then I could hug and kiss you anytime I wanted to"
Houdini pulled away. "Mom, that's gross." he said heading for the bus that had now arrived. "Get outta here." Angel laughed pushing him forward. Then she remembered something. "You have soccer." she called as Houdini got on with his 'Lord of the Rings' backpack. "1:45. I'll pick you up."
"Okay mom." Houdini called back. He got on the bus and took a seat next to an open window. He called out it. "Mom." Angel turned back towards him, just to see Houdini wave goodbye to her. Smiling, Angel turned around and started to head home. You see her walking up to a big fancy house. It was almost like a mansion or something. You could see a Garden and a pool in the back. The house was white. We zoom in and see Angel enter the house. She walks to the kitchen where she sees her housekeeper, Gigi.
"Good morning, Gigi." Angel greeted.
"Oh, Buenos dias miss Angel." Gigi greeted back while folding towels. "How's everything?" Angel asked. "Aye, Bien, Bien." said Gigi still folding. Then she stopped a second and turned to Angel. "Miss Angel, you had a phone call while you were in the shower. I think they left you a message." "Okay." said Angel turning to exit.
Just then the glass to the glass door was shattered and 5 men climbed in.
"Don't move!" shouted one that looked like a Brown mutated Koala. "Don't touch that alarm!" he called as Gigi hurried to hit it. The koala shot Gigi before she reached it and she fell on the ground. Angel gasped. She looked back at the Koala.
"Search the house." he told the others. Then he looked at Angel. "Put her in the van."
The next thing you see is the van racing down a dirt road. It stopped at a house that looked a little run down. Then you see the man entering the attic with Angel. "What are you doing?" she whispered. "Shut up." he replied. He threw her inside. Then he left closing the door only to come back a moment later and smash a phone that was on the post Angel was in front off. He came in with a hammer like mallet. She screamed and ducked. She heard the smash as the phone got crushed and fell to the ground. The koala left again and this time locked the door. When he had gone, Angel got up and hurried to the door. She pressed her ear to it and listened for anyone then she tried to pull the door open. Without success she raced to the window and banged on it.
Then having failed that she past by the post and heard the shattered phone beeping. She knelt down by it and looked at it's wires.
The scene changes to a beach.
A group of girls pass by followed by Digger and 625.
"I am video taping hot chicks walking in their bikinis. Man this is the greatest cell phone ever made." said 625 to Digger who was also holding a cell phone and fiddling with it. "hmm..." said Digger not paying much attention. "It is. I'm not kidding." said 625. Then a Japenese Californian looking man came up with a drawn portrait of someone. He's sample by the way
"Hey, I draw you. I draw you. 5. I do all the time." he said.
Digger turned to him. "no no no no no no no. No tengo dinero. Gracious." said Digger motioning for The drawing guy to leave. He turned to 625. "I mean it's possible. I'm just emailing this video to my computer. It's gonna be my new screen saver." 625 chuckeled. Then he spotted someone. "Hey wait a minute. It's Sapphire Angel." he said pointing to her. "It's Sapphire Angel." Digger turned to him. "No dude. Don't do this. Don't do this."
"I'm just gonna say Hi." said 625. "No, you're not going to say Hi." said Digger. "No hi?" Asked 625.
"No hi." said Digger.
"I can't say Hi"
"COME ON MAN! Hold yourself together. Be strong. She dumped you, all right? Have some self-respect. Have some dignity." Digger Said.
"You're right"
"Be strong"
"You're right"
"Yeah"
"Thank you"
"All right"
Digger turned as a group of Girls passed by. "Oh, How's it going ladies?" he asked. While Digger wasn't looking, 625 headed over to Sapphire Angel. Digger turned back. "What are you- Bro? It's like I'm talking to myself." he said following 625 over to Sapphire Angel and her friends who were holding boxes. "Sapphire Angel!" 625 called. "Hey." "625." she greeted back. Digger caught up. "Hello Digger." she greeted. "Sapphire Angel." He greeted.
"Victoria"
"Hey"
"Friend with Nipples"
"It's Lilo"
"Right"
625 looked at Sapphire Angel. "Hey, so I called you the other night"
Sapphire Angel looked at him. "I know, Victoria told me"
625 looked confused. "Why didn't you call me back?" he asked. "Let's chat over here." she whispered to him and motioned for him to follow. "Okay." said 625. "Good luck man." called Digger. "Okay, 625. I really want you to hear this, okay? We're not getting back together." 625 shrugged. "What, you mean like today? Cause that's fine. I have time." Sapphire Angel scoffed. "This is just some big joke to you, isn't it"
"No it's not"
"Yes, you won't-" she started when 625 held up his phone recording her.
"See this is exactly why I broke up with you in the first place. You are irresponsible. Self Centered." Then she sighed and batted his hand away from her face. "-Completely childish." she said. "& look I need to move on."
"Okay, okay. wait wait wait wait. I know I used to be that way. I used to be all those things. But not anymore"
Sapphire scoffed. "I'm serious, Sapphire Angel." said 625. "Ever since you dumped me, I've been thinking about my life and I've changed."
"Sure you have." said Sapphire Angel.
"I have. I came down here to volunteer." stated 625.
"For what"
"For what, For the-the..." he said then he saw a poster passing by. The first letter of the last word was covered up.
"The heal the day"
"Heal the Bay"
"yeah. That's what I said"
"That is bullshit." Sapphire said.
"Fine." said 625. "Give me something. Give me something to do, I'll prove it to you"
"Okay then"
she grabbed a box and put it in his arms. "Here. These flyers need to be handed out before the concert tonight. "
"Okay." 625 said.
Victoria turned to her. "Sapphire Angel. He can get the t-shirts"
"Right." said Sapphire Angel. "There are 4 boxes of t-shirts that need to be picked up from the Office Depot"
"Okay. That's not a problem." said 625.
"Okay"
"Okay"
"Thank you."
"You're welcome"
Sapphire walked away. 625 looked at the box and looked back at Digger. "Shit." he said.
He headed over to him. "You know, I'm just a big fan of Elastic. I think it's awesome." said Digger to a group of girls. Then he turned and saw 625. He laughed. "Aw, dude that sucks." then 625 gave him the box. "No, That sucks more. I'm not doing it"
"Come on, Please dude.
"no"
"Please."
"No! I can't"
"Just for Ten minutes"
"Bro"
"You get to hang out with her friend, Lilo. I think she likes you"
Digger was silent.
"You're a god. Thank you." said 625 running towards his jeep. Digger sighed. "Awesome. I'll see you later man"
He walked over to lilo.
"So, it's uh, Chilly out here. Isn't it"
"No, not really." said Lilo.
"I beg to differ." said Digger.
625 reached his jeep and turned on the radio and zoomed off.
Back at the kidnappers hideout...
Angel was clicking wires together, trying to make the phone work. It buzzed with each tap of the wires. Angel tied a couple together and clicked 2 more. Then the phone made a dial tone. Angel picked up the 2 pieces of the phone. "Hello? Hello"
"If you'd like to make a call..." came a voice on the phone.
"Shit." Said Angel. She tried a while longer.
Back at 625's jeep...
625 is still driving along. He took out his cell phone and hit a button and the video of Sapphire Angel appeared on it's screen. "Hello, gorgeous." he said. "See, this is exactly why I broke up with you in the first place.." said the video. "You are irresponsible. Scoff. Completly childish." Just then the phone rang. 625 Answered it.
-Stay tuned for Chapter 2 "The Call"