The Cakevestigation
The train stopped and a woman got out and a man in a pink suit with a cravat named Mills Egeworth got onto the train. He walked to his seat but was horrified to see it had been taken by a drunk guy! Even more disgustingly he had made a mess on the floor! He tried to wake him up to give him a fine but the police arrived like "Hey pal I'm Detective Gumtree you're under arrest for murder!"
"What!" shouted Egeworth in surprise.
"Yes only you could have done it, see!"
"Now hold o-"
Gumtree ran at the man to argue with him
"You poisoned the man!"
Egeworth decided to examine the body so he did and he saw an inhaler on the table.
"I have an idea!" shouted Egeworth. "The guy died when he had an asthma attack without his inhaler!"
"Objection, pal!" shouted Gumtree, "The inhaler is there on the table so why couldn't he get it"
"It's elementary sir," grinned Egeworth in slyness. "Look at how his hand reaches out for the thing he can barely reach it!"
"No pal" Gumtree shook his head for he was prepared with logic. "If the inhaler is too far away then how did it get there in the first place"
"Ha!" laughed Egeworth "It is beyond obvious! Pól didn't die in an accident he was murdered!"
"WHAT HOW" shouted the police
"Take a look at the floor as you can see Pól made a mess now why do you think that is?"
"Clearly he made it while trying to get his inhaler!" said Gumtree proud of himself.
"Correct." said Egeworth. "However let us join the dots: the inhaler is still on the table untouched. Now how did that happen?"
"It's obvious pal!" shouted Gumtree. "He was trying to get it but it was the one thing he couldn't reach."
"Incorrect." smiled Egeworth. "If he was scrambling to get it as he did then the inhaler should be on the floor too."
"WHAT" shouted Gumtree "Then how is it on the table then, see?"
"It means somebody put it back on the table... THE TRUE KILLER!"
"WHAAAAAAAAT"
"I ACCUSE..." shouted Egeworth, "...THE PERSON WHO'S PRINTS ARE ON THE INHALER!"
The forensics did a test on the inhaler and found Catherine's fingerprints.
Catherine came in.
"You can't prove it, I was trying to give him the inhaler to save him but I was too late!"
"Obkection!" shouted Egeworth. "This train cabin is very small how did it take you so long to get him the inhaler?"
"UHHHHHH" sweated Catherine.
"This case was very simple." said Egeworth. "You weren't trying to save him you were trying to KILL him! While he was flapping around like a fish you took his inhaler so he couldn't get it but you made a great mistake by leaving it on the table after he was dead! Cease this villainry at once!"
"No"
"You cannot trick us with the innocent act any further!"
"Hmph" Catherine scowled "It seems you have seen through my charade"
"YES" shouted Egeworth "Arrest her!"
"No" said Catherine "What motive would I have to kill him."
"It's very simple" said Egeworth.
"WHAT" shouted Catherine in horror
"The motive is that sexual novel in your hand that has a bookmark in it!" he pointed to the thing in her bag. "You see I saw you come out of this cabin in this train so clearly you were here, while you were trying to get off to the sexual NSFW content of your novel the boy here was making lots of noise since he's asthmatic and he made it hard to read so you killed him to shut him up!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed Catherine and when she opened her eyes everyone was naked (cause she went insane and died)
"Good work pal" said Gumtree
"Thanks" said Egeworth and the train set off
The End