99 Attempts to scare Haruhi
Drop Berenoff on Haruhi's head
Replace his lunch with rotted food
Replace his textbook with runic cursed books
Put a fake severed head under Haruhi's desk
Write a fake love letter to Haruhi from Renge
Draw naked people all over his notebooks
Write a fake love letter from Kyoya to Haruhi
Throw fake spider at him
Throw real spiders at him
Hire someone to say "here comes the birthday boy" every time he enters the room
Doom piano music on the piano without a player in music room 3
Throw fake snakes on Haruhi
Put a real nonpoisonous snake that looks very poisonous in Haruhi's bag
Drop a bucket of water on him
Replace his money with balony (but hide his money somewhere he can find it)
Replace his pens and pencils with bones
Print a fake "WANTED HARUHI" sign and distribute around campus
Convince Haruhi the open notes test wasn't open notes and he cheated
Put marbles in front of him so he'll trip
Throw banana peels in front of him every waking moment
Follow him home
Nearly run him over with a limo
Kidnap him
Convince, well, try to convince him instant coffee makes your brain explode if you have too much
Put him in charge of the school dance
Put origami spiders, bats, and other creepy materia in his bags, unfold to reveal fake curses towards him
Actually curse him to be scared
Put his underwear on the flagpole…well, underwear that says Fujioka-san on it
Give him a gift of food that turns out to be filled with worms and ants
Throw a soccer ball at his spot…
Convince him he has an uncommon disease, well, try again
Convince him Tamaki is in love with him…okay, maybe this boy is gay
Send a fake love note from Momoko
Charge him for crossing my path
Sends tons of black cats after him
Convince him the soda I gave him might be the poisoned one…
Put a picture of Tamaki on his mirror (so he'll wakeup and think he switched bodies)
Put a fake dead body in the clubroom
Change his report card to say he is failing everything
Put posters of unicorns on his desk for him
Draw unicorns all on his notebooks
Photoshop a picture of him with a unicorn horn
So he's not afraid of unicorns…post a picture of Kyoya in the mornings
Post a picture of Hunny in the mornings
Fake telegram saying his father is in jail
Whisper creepy stories into his ear every time I pass him
Replace his uniform with a pink one
Hide all his homework
Send black magic club members (females) to the host club to request Haruhi
Put a pink wig on him when he's not looking…(he's always looking)
Force him to enter the Black Magic Clubroom
Put him through a scary test
Nail his books to the wall with a message in blood. "Haruhi, you will be next."
Replace his soy milk with goat milk
Make him read Twilight series, every page of every book
Make him watch all high school musical movies
Make him stare at Zac Efron for twenty-four hours
Make him pretend to be Ashley Tisdale in front of the host club
Invite him to my house
Pick him up in a hearse
Let him get lost in the garden
Put him in a pitch dark room
Convince Tamaki to dress up like my twin for a day and try a double scare
Convince him Kyoya/Tamaki fan fiction is real
Tell him his mother is waiting for him in the Black Magic clubroom
Tell him Darth Vader is his real father
Hug him really tightly and claim I am trying to squeeze the bad spirits out of him
Convince him the host club only wanted him to join so they could rape him
Convince him the black magic club is full of lovely people who mean him no harm
Get everyone to call him cute for a day, mostly boys
Stick a foxtail on him and accuse him of being a furry, in front of the host club while in session
Sell "Haruhi" underwear to girls (once again just has his name on it)
Tell him he has a week to live
Curse fan boys to come after him
Send 52 roses to his house with a message that in eight days the roses will be gone, as will you
Send pictures of Tamaki and other host club members photoshopped onto female bodies
Go with him to his house with a curse detector, rig it to beep like crazy at his house
Pinch him randomly when he doesn't expect it (only works once, the doesn't expect part…)
Tell him that instant ramen has been recalled from every shop in town
Convince him aliens are going to take over the planet…try to, at least
Poke him
Write his name all over a cursed doll and throw it at him
Put jelly in his lunch bag instead of food.
Bring him in the clubroom for scary ghost stories
Act out the stories in real life the next day
Tell him Kirimi is out to get him
Write him bad poetry about anything and everything
Remind him he has an exam next hour (every class)
Sing songs from Phantom of the opera to him "sing to me my angel of music!" "…"
Try to make Haruhi think I'm in dire danger
Put a recorder in Haruhi's bag that every night will play a track just whispering his name
Put a cracked mirror in from of his face.
Make him walk under every ladder
Make him step on every crack in the sidewalk
Make him walk my friend's ferocious Labrador
Convince him to walk over quicksand
Convince him there are crocodiles in the fountain
Make him think he drank beer
Kiss him on the lips
Results: 99 Fails