Hey all! Sorry for the long time without writing anything. School started and it's been pretty crazy. Anyways, I thought I'd start this fic since the other one isn't doing so hot. I'll still work on it, but if this one seams to be doing well I think i'll make this my primary focus for now. Anyways, I would like to thank Too Young To Be Serious for planting the idea for this fic in my head. You know how people are always writing about people like Harry or James reading one of the Harry Potter books? Well, I thought I would try the same thing except Ron and Hermione find "The Love and Romance of Ron and Hermione and read it along with other characters who make an appearence. Please review and let me know what you think!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own anythng you recognize, JK Rowling does.


Hermione Granger was back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after spending a year abroad. It was strange being back; things had changed so much from the last time she had been there. For one thing Harry and Ron had elected not to come back and finish up their N.E.W.T.S. but to star their auror training right away. McGonagall was now headmistress, which was all fine and good, but it felt like it just wasn't Hogwarts without Dumbledore.

One good thing came out of all this weirdness and that was that she was now in Ginny's year and had all her classes with her. The two had become close over the years, but the month Hermione had spent at Hogwarts so far had already strengthened their friendship. They were like sisters now, practically inseparable.

Yes things had changed, but one thing always stayed the same…books. No matter what people came and went books and the information in them never changed and Hermione reveled in the sameness of it. Even now she was in the library browsing through the shelves for a book to help her on her potions essay on love potions and loving every minute of it. The spine of a hot pink book caught her eye and she took it off the shelf and read the title:

The Love and Romance of Ron and Hermione

BY: Rita Skeeter

Shocked, and slightly appaled, Hermione opened the book and began to read:

Hello there, Rita Skeeter's the name. You might have heard of me as the famous ex-reporter for the daily prophet. I also wrote the best selling book "The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore."

That book was nothing BUT lies, Hermione thought. Retched Skeeter woman. Now that introductions are out of the way, let's get on with the juicy gossip and lies that will destroy people's lives…I mean facts.

FACTS! Don't make me laugh

First things first, I want to guys to think of some of the biggest ROMANCES of all time.

First you have the Shakespearian Classic, "Romeo and Juliet"

I do love that story. Shakespeare was a genius!

Fallowed by the greatest romance of all time, "Pride and Prejudice." Jane Austen wrote a whole bunch of other great romances.

Oh yes! That book is my all time favorite. Maybe this won't be such a horrible story after all.

Then you have the sweet, cute romance of Anne of Gilbert in the "Anne of Green Gables" series.

Than again, maybe not. I can't stand that Anne Shirley. She talks way too much and never makes any sense.

Finally, you have JK Rowling, writing about the mixed up love life of her hero Harry Potter.

I was wondering when she was going to bring Harry into this.

In this final romance there was another romance brewing in the background that you really didn't notice. This was the romance of Harry's best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.

WHAT! How does she know about all this? We haven't even told Ron's parents we started going out yet. Stupid beetle. When I finish this book I'm gunna…calm down Hermione. Just relax and finish the introduction.

These two fell in love even before Harry and Ginny, and yet it might have been a surprise to some when they finally declared love for each other (OK, maybe not, but oh well).

Well it's certainly not a surprise now Rita!

Secondly, you all know that Ron and Hermione got married in the end.

Wait, WHAT! We get MARRIED! Hmmm…Hermione Weasley. That does have a sort of nice ring to it.

We also all know about how the relationship finally blossomed. But what lead up to this amazing end? What finally made those two totally different people get married? To answer this question, we need to answer a bunch of smaller questions.

Where did Ron and Hermione really meet? You may think they met on the train to Hogwarts, but the truth is they had met before.

I remember that day. One of the best days of my life…

Who figured out they were in love with the other first? History claims that women play hard to get and the guys are usually gaga first, and this case is no exception.

So Ron liked me before 7th year. I guess I kind of figured…

When did Hermione figure out she was in love with Ron? Women generally take longer to give up their hearts, and like I said, this case is no exception. When Hermione actually did give up her heart is very important.

3rd year…

Was there any secret meaning behind Ron saying, "She completely missed the point"? This is a major quote from the Yule Ball. Was Ron making a declaration of love, or just telling Hermione she was stupid?

Hmmm…I'd like to know that myself.

How did the battle at the ministry bring the two closer together? This major battle in the war against You Know Who did more to bring these two together then anything else.

How did this bring us closer together? I remember what was going through my head at the time but…

Why did Lavender really break up with Ron? You may think it was because she thought he was going after Romilda, but the truth is actually a lot funnier then that.

She is right, Hermione thought, laughing out loud, it is pretty funny.

What really happened in the chamber? Did the two just get the fangs, or did something more happen?

She wouldn't…how did she…oh dear.

This book is about the forgotten romance of Ron and Hermione. We will answer all of the questions above and hopefully by the end we will have all of it figured out, down to the last itty bitty detail. We will be using stories that you DON'T find in JK's wonderful books to get to the bottom of this hidden romance. Let's get started.

Hermione shut the book and, totally forgetting about her potions essay, walked up to Madame Pince and checked out the book. She had a date with Ron tonight and she knew exactly what they would be doing.


Hello again. I just wanted to let y'all know that I'm starting a poll about which character you might want to see show up in this fic. Ron, Harry and Ginny are givens, but i'm interested to see whether you might want to hear from Luna, Neville, or someone else. Please review or vote and let me know!