Edward's First Phone
Edward's POV
When Edward got his first phone he went a little crazy.
"What is this??"
Carlisle "Edward it's a cell-phone"
"What does it do?"
Carlisle "You can call people with it"
"Can I try?"
Carlisle "Ya you just have to press the buttons and then pres"
"WEEEEEEEE I'm pressing the buttons"
Random Person "Hello hellllloooooo is any body there??"
"AHHHH I'm scared"
Carlisle "That is what a phone do"
"I'm pushing buttons again"
Carlisle "EMMETT did you give Edward hot chocolate again??"
Emmett "Maybe I did maybe I didn't"
Carlisle "Ya he did all right. Emmett you are dead"
Rosalie comes down the stairs.
Rosalie "What did Emmett do this time?"
Carlisle "He gave Edward hot chocolate again. You know what that does to Edward"
Rosalie "I'll go tell him his punishment"
"Buttons HEHEHEHE"
Carlisle "Where is Bella when you need her?"
Bella walks in the door.
Carlisle "Bella thank goodness you're here. Edward has gone loco cause Emmett gave him hot chocolate."
Bella "Emmett did what??"
Carlisle "Bella calm down. Rosalie is telling him his punishment.
Emmett "Rose what do you mean that I can't kiss you for a week?"
Rosalie "Emmett that means you can't kiss me"
Bella "Emmett you are so dead!"
Carlisle "Bella Edward is more important right now"
Bella "Fine"
"BUTTONS"
Bella "Edwards going crazy!"
Carlisle "Bella what do we do to calm Edward down?"
Bella "I can slap him a couple times"
