One Weird Call
Stefan sat on the red plushy couch with a book in hand. He smiled as he took in every word that was on the page and admired the peace and quite that filled the room. No Elena troubles, no Damon causing trouble, no Bonnie making threats, and no Katherine to bother him.
'Just no drama.'
His smile gotten bigger when he started to read a fight scene but frowned when he realized that the phone was ringing. His green eyes peeped over the black covered book's edge and sighed, closing the book and sitting it next to him. He pushed himself up from his once cozy seat and went to the phone. His face wrinkled as he saw Damon Salvatore's name flashing on the caller id.
"So much for a peaceful night." He muttered to himself before picking up and answering the phone. "What do you want Damon?"
"Vous succz."
"Wait! What?" Stefan said confused, "What do you want Damon?"
"Damon? Who's Damon?"
Stefan narrowed his eyes, "I know it's you. I have caller id."
Then he heard a gasp on the other line. Stefan looked at the phone in his hand and gave a more confused look.
"Damon are you…."
"How you know it was me!" Damon shouted
"We've been through too much for me not to know your voice."
"BUT I DRESSED AS A STUPID COWBOY SO YOU WOULDN'T FIGURE ME OUT!"
Stefan opened his mouth and gave a few blinks but didn't know what to say about that comment. He defiantly didn't know if he should just hang up or record it.
"I HATE CALLER ID! IT'S RUINING MY LIFE! MY LIFE! MY…."
Stefan hung up. The last thing he wanted was for his brother's yelling to damage his ear drums but then the phone rang again. Stefan looked at it and saw that Damon's name was flashing on there again. He gave a sigh and picked it up,
"Hello Damon." He said in a bored tone
"Curse you caller id."
With that Stefan hung up and walked back to the couch, trying to forget the thirty seconds he wasted of his life.
The next day Damon walked in the living room and gave that legendary smirk to his brother. Stefan looked at him and started to question if that phone call last night was a joke. He looked into his brothers blue eyes and asked,
"Did you call me last night?"
Damon narrowed his eyes at him, "No. I don't think so. I was so wasted last night."
Stefan stared at him for a second but gave up.
'What the hell happened last night?' he asked himself before he buried himself in another book.
Just a random story for ya. If you can't tell it's based of one of the scenes in The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. I really miss that show, but here you go! I hope you like it. Peace, Love, and Chocolate! And he said you suck in French.