Hey guys! This is just a series of drabbles that my friend Woodstream and I came up with one day. Needless to say, we were quite bored.
Note: There is a lot of Hawkfrost, Ashfur, and Spiderleg bashing. I don't take part in that. Personally, I love Ashfur and Spiderleg. Hawkfrost is okay. So don't flame me because I'm a basher.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors. Erin Hunter does. Since I am not Erin Hunter, I don't own anything. Sadly.
We think Warriors are really great.
Firestar and Sandstorm went on a date.
Graystripe broke the warrior code,
and ShadowClan once ate a toad.
Rowanclaw mated with Tawnypelt,
We have no idea how he got her heart to melt.
Graystripe loved Silverstream.
He felt blissful, like he was in a dream.
But then Silverstream had to die
which made Graystripe sob and cry.
Leafpool is the ThunderClan medicine cat,
and at the end of Sunset she began to get fat.
Jaypaw, Lionpaw, and Hollypaw
are supposedly the children of Brambleclaw.
But it's pretty obvious Leafpool's their mom,
'cause Leafpool and Crowfeather are 'da bomb!
Feathertail was gentle and kind.
She was the only one to put up with Crowpaw's shrill whine.
But now she's dead and we all are sad
except for Crowpaw who is really mad.
WindClan used to live on the moor.
Then ShadowClan started a flipping war.
WindClan was forced to run to Twolegplace
and thought it was a big disgrace.
Hawkfrost is a flipping evil.
We all hate him; he really sucks.
The RiverClan medicine cat is Mothwing.
Hawfrost made her lie at a Gathering
That is why we hate every hair on his pelt.
Brambleclaw's blow was the last thing he felt.
Hawkfrost really, really sucks.
Seriously, we hate him.
Brambleclaw loved Squirrelflight,
but really hated her in the book Twilight.
Now Squirrelflight gives him a gentle lick,
while Ashfur is a jealous dick.
In Twilight the badgers came,
and when that happened everycat went insane.
During the battle Cinderpelt had to die,
with Leafpool thinking, "Why, oh why?"
At first Longtail was a jerk,
always wearing that casual smirk.
But he turned out to be quite a find,
until a rabbit scratched him blind.
Stonefur almost had it all.
In his clan he grew to be quite tall.
But then Tigerstar came to rule
and made Stonefur look like a fool.
Brook was from a mountain tribe.
At first she gave off a very good vibe.
But then she helped trapped Stormfur,
who sadly really, really liked her.
Spottedleaf was really sweet.
There was no injury she couldn't beat.
She caused Firepaw's heart to melt,
but in the end her throat was shredded like felt
Brightheart had Cloudtail's heart,
but Daisy begun to break them apart.
Brightheart and Cloudtail won in the end,
their relationship beginning to mend.
Spiderleg was a dimwit.
He and Daisy had a kit.
About the shipping we came to ask,
"How the hell did this happen?!"
Mistyfoot had four kits.
When two got lost, she threw a fit.
She is the daughter of Bluestar.
In her clan, she traveled far.
Stoneteller was extremely old
He was powerful, but the truth is told:
his omen readings were a joke,
and sometimes we just wish he would choke.