HEYO! I got this super awesome idea to write this totally awesome fanfic from LMFAO, so what I'm saying is, I don't own the song, or the characters… (characters kinda OOC and all mundie) and may the force of glitter be with you all.

READ. THE. STORY.

Jace was feeling especially happy at the moment. Maybe it was because he had too much to drink…no that couldn't be it. It was probably because he won at playing hide and go seek with Simon today. He got up from his bar stool and tripped over a rock.

"stupid rock" he mumbled.

Then he spotted Clary.

"'ello mah lady" He slurred, tripping over his feet.

Clary sighed and rolled her eyes at him. "Jace, I came to the Pandemonium with you because you promised you wouldn't get drunk!"

Jace laughed, only hearing, "Jace", "I came", and "drunk". He giggled at a sex joke that came to mind. "I'm not drunk" he threw an arm around Clary's shoulders, leaning against her for support.

CLARY POV

Great.

Jace got drunk again.

Suddenly, the DJ blasted out something on the microphone, and Clary knew Jace was going to embarrass her for calling him drunk.

"NOW PLAYING, SEXY AND I KNOW IT, BY LMFAO!"

I whipped my head to look at Jace, who was grinning. He seemed to have calmed down a bit…

Never Mind.

He started rapping/singing/whatever Redfoo does.

"WHEN I WALK ON BY, GURLZ BE LOOKIN' LIKE DAMN HE FLY.
I PIMP TO THE BEAT, WALKING ON THE STREET IN MY NEW LAFREAK YEAH!"

He thrust his hips, hands behind his head.

"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT"

Clary mentally face palmed herself.

Alec walked by her side at that moment, watching Jace with a terrified look.

"what the hell…"

Clary shook her head. "I have no idea."

Jace grinned at her, thrusting out his hips, pointing at his, um, thing.

Clary stifled a laugh, turning it into a cough. Jace rolled his eyes and beckoned at a girl with blond hair to go over to him. The girl gave him a flirty smile and turned around, rubbing her butt against his crotch.

Clary shrieked, though not knowing why, and felt a pang of hatred go towards the girl. Jace caught her eye and winked, pointing at the girl who was humping him and then back to Clary.

'That's you' Jace mouthed, still dry-humping the girl.

Clary rolled her eyes.

"spare my eyes" Alec mumbled, turning and heading towards Magnus.

Jace threw his head back, laughing as the song almost ended. He took the girl by the arms, spinning her around and pecked her on the lips. He shoved her away from him and started dancing again.

"WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE, YEAH-" Jace was doing the wiggle.

Clary burst out laughing as people started staring at him, giving him awkward looks. Some guy gave him the finger, and Jace just winked and put his hands behind his head, still doing the wiggle.

"and…" he said, waiting for the time to come…

"I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT" Jace stopped, finally, and winked at Clary.

Clary was still laughing, shaking her head at him. "you're a freak"

Jace wiggled his eyebrows. "a sexy sexy jerk"

Clary sighed. "yeah, okay, whatever"

Jace laughed. "hmm…"

Clary looked at him, alarmed. "don't you dare dance again!"

Jace smirked as Party Rock Anthem started playing. "I'll think about it, angel"

Clary groaned and he started doing the shuffle.

Not again!

SOOOOO….yeah that sucked a lot. And it was very short. I know. I'm sorry! :P hah well… yeah I'm tired. If anyone wants me to write about Jace dancing to a song (of your choice), just leave me a request and I will try to write it ASAP for you! :) oh andddd… if you are new to me check out my Chatroom fics! They're not sappy or romantic and they're really random and include a lot of glitter… ^.^ hope u liked it!

BYEEEZZZ