"Boston?"
"Yep. Haven't you heard about this tea party thing Sammy?"
"Um..."
"You're slipping. Thought you were always on the case. Shocking."
"This isn't anything to do with politics, right? Because that'd mean I'd have to kill you."
"Why?"
"Because you talking about politics doesn't happen – ever - you'd have to be a shapeshifter and I'd have to kill you …. again."
"Gee thanks. Anyway, no, it's not politics – not current politics anyway. One of the tea dunkers drowned, and seems to have resurfaced. Simple salt and burn job."
"That's a relief."
"Didn't want to kill me a second time, huh?"
Hope everyone is having a great time at BosCon! Boston is way up there on my "to do" list of places I'd love to visit in the US! (Although I'm not sure Brits are allowed in?) LOL Luckily I don't drink tea as I hear there could be a shortage... :p