Yet another person reads My Immortal

by MasteroftheMidnightYard

Oh look, yet another person has views and opinions on this terrible story and decided to enlighten you all with them! Shall we take a look? Thanks to TheFeaturedCreature for the idea! All credit for the original story goes to Tara Gilesbie (did I spell that right?)!

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own HP. I weep. I do not own this story. I thank the heavens. I think we all do.

Yet another Person reads My Immortal

Chapter 1

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffick) (Riiiggghhhttt) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) (Somehow I have a hard time believing that) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helping wif da story and spelling (She has the I.Q. of a rodent, but I'm sure no one will notice! ) U rock!

Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rock 2! MCR ROX! ('grabs all three rocks' Gather round! We're gonna have a stoning!)

Hi my name is Ebony Darkness (this is gonna end badly) Dementia Raven Way (I rest my case) and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (fake) with purple streaks (faaakke) and red tips (ten to one she's actually bald) that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears (apparently she's not the sharpest (or most limpid) "goffick" crayon in the box.) and a lot of people say I look like Amy Lee (poor Amy Lee) (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) (If I know who she is, can I go anyway?) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was cause he's a major f*ckin hottie (please don't drag poor Gerard into this.)

I'm a vampire (not another one!) but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin (that sparkles in sunlight). I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen) (How long have you been seventeen?) I'm a goth (poseur) (in case you couldn't tell) (No I can't) and I wear mostly black. (You're practically screaming poseur) I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. (how'd you get to America so quickly?)

For example today I was wearing a black corsetwith matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets, and black combat boots. (you're trying way too hard, honey) I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner, and red eye shadow (OH MY GOD IT'S A CLOWN RUN!) I was walking outside Hogwarts.

It was snowing and raining (what creative weather) so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. (so the puny mortals can't see you sparkle) A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them (just because you're a (poseur) goth does not mean you hate preps. I sure don't!)

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. (Amy Lee? Sebastian Michaelis? OH MY GOD EDGAR ALLAN POE CAME BACK TO LIFE? WHERE?)

Draco Malfoy! (awww!)

"What's up Draco?" I asked. "Nothing" he said shyly. (HAHAHAHAHA!)

But then, I heard my friends call me (you have friends?) and I had to go away. (Hallelujah!)

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! (do you REALLY want me to answer that?)

Stay updated! I will reveal more of the cold hard truth later!